+ 16 How to draw your own blood 101 - A short guide for good health and emergency interventions
Thought I would share a little how-to for drawing your own blood. If you cant get a therapeutic phleb or cannot donate for whatever reason, this is an easy and great option and I cannot stress how good you feel after doing this.
This morning I hit a 50mcg Lr3 + 2iu;s GH shot. It sent my BP north to 165. Had been increased from the GH and I had been managing it with dandelion extract water pills. When I showered and brushed my teeth, my gums bled a little, bright brilliant red colour, sure sign RBC's and likely hematocrit are up a good notch. This is a double whammy, time for a serious intervention and blood draw is needed, at least ~1 pint.
I buy my blood bags from a local online med supplier. They have a 16g needle and take 450mls of blood, they also have some anticoagulants.
My first draw failed because my blood began to clot in the needle and the bag like a slimy spagheti. Not good, this means my blood is well sticky, so triple whammy, need to get it out NOW. I hydrated with a few pints of water, took some aspirin and went again. Flowed fine this time and took about 3 minutes to fill the bag.
Here is how you do it.
Drink lots of fluids, water, cooler drinks, not coffee.
If using a 16g, a small anaesthetic helps, I used tattoo spray which has lidocaine. (had it from a previous self surgery where I had to actually inject it... dont ask!)
Take a tourniquet, apply 60-70% tightness, let the veins pop, dont squeeze release, but just squeeze hand, veins will pop. Best vein are the Cephalic or Basilic veins.
Use an alcohol swab to clean around the veins.
Put the needle in at 15-30 degrees to the skin, it may seem tough to break through so be careful not too much force and when it breaks the vein you then run under, parallel with the skin along the vein.
Tape it down or as I do hold it steady. immediately release the tourniquet and open the valve on the tube to set flowing.
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Place the bag at a lower level to your arm to assist with the flow. rest your arm and if you suspect the flow slows then squeeze hand again, I had to constantly do this due to the stickiness of the blood.

If for any reason, such as clotting, the blood flow stops, dont let it sit there, keep watching for this, make sure there is a flow into the bag and the bag is filling. If not or when it has finished remove the needle or you can cause thrombosis in the vein, or a serious bruising which isnt very nice. Thrombosis is a real concern though, so just be wary.
Wipe blood and apply sterile tissue or cotton bud to stem the flow, this also prevents bruising/edema. Tape it down after a minute and off you go to flush your nectar down the bog.

Hope this helps others.
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Now there is a great question.
As best I am aware, when drawing blood you can go either way, technically, but a best practice would be to make the process uniform. It is with IV delivery/infusion that you need to go with the flow of blood to deliver into the bloodstream in the direction it flows back to the heart. So with that in mind you should follow the IV process which is to inject in line with flow. So on the arm, veins are superficial sitting near the surface, travelling from fingertips back up the arm. (arteries' flow go opposite direction and are deeper), meaning we inject in the direction travelling up the arm.
Also be sure to put the tip on the skin with the hole facing up. I’ll add a no homo to b safe cuz that sounds funky but i think u kno what I mean
OK now I see my mistake, I have probably seen that in an IV injection tuto. Thank you for clarifying this.
As always from Giard, a very informative post so not a smart-arse question here...just want to know: why wouldn't someone go to a blood bank and donate their blood and have it drawn professionally? Also - as an aside - did the GH actually increase your BP?
Absolutely a fair question! Over here we have all sorts of rules WRT donations. Many related to blood scandals and the AIDS crisis. There are others too, whereby if you have had tattoos done in the last 4 months for example, you are excluded. Take steroids; you are excluded! And so on.
So for me, I would rather donate to help out, but I am not eligible unfortunately. It is almost impossible to find a GP that will do a therapeutic phleb too. Some silly stuff really.
Yeah so I hadnt measured BP before the GH shot, but as soon as it spiked I did and it was up at 165. I normally sit around 130, never above 150. It spiked within 1 min, could feel a heavy throbbing pulse in my head, very heavy head, lethargic. Dropped right down immediately after the phleb to 120. GH always raises my BP a little, but this was ott and likely a combo result due to the RBCs/hemo being too high as well.
Thanks for the reply. Ah yes - the rules around giving blood. I gave blood years ago and the same as what you said applied in Oz, although I don't recall being asked about steroids.Since it was a RC Blood Bank bus on campus and I was in my 'professional' clobber, they probably assumed (rightly) that I wasn't on gear.
Interesting about the GH. When I had my cardiac relapse last year I was on 2IU PD. I wondered if there was an association. Haven't used it since - still have 100IU boxed in the ref. Been thinking about it lately but your reply has put me off the idea.
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Nice write up as always bro. I do the same! I wish I could say as professionaly as you but I try not to lie ;)
Good stuff D, more of us should learn how!!
AnonGreat post brother
Cheers Juice
Good post! Fortunately I have access to a couple of places locally I can donate but I would totally agree after every donation I feel fantastic. Physically and mentally. There's definitely something to it
Hope your feeling better
Yeah felt great all day afterwards, dropped down from 165 to around 120. No pulse in my head thumping away!
There is a strange sort of clean feeling to it!
The docs way back were definitely on point when they applied leeches. "Only way to change the oil" 2000 years ago.
When I go to the Red Cross to donate they have you wait a few min after your done, have a snack, juice water etc... Just curious if you do anything once you're finished to prevent lightheadedness or nausea? Ive never personally felt woozy or witnessed anyone else but Im sure they have us do this afterwards for a reason
+1 bro.. this is great for guys on eq who can't donate for whatever reason.. good read
I couldn't agree more h, we should all learn!
Here's another example..I went to donate at red cross one time and they wouldn't take my blood because my pulse was too high..I had just left the gym and it was 90+ outside..I was only over a few beats per minute but they told me to come back.. my times a little tight sometimes so it just wasn't happening..
Thats crazy, considering the good it could have done. Crazy!
I know bro... it's like they thought I would pass out our something lol.. Nuts
You are the man. Fuck that I’ll go to the blood bank. I know me and I know I’d have blood everywhere and it would look like a mass murder took place. Thanks for the post though I’m impressed.
Top tip for spilled blood on clothes.... rinse in cold water before you wash. If you hit it with warm water the blood will never come out!
LOL
Yet another great, informative post. I’m not sure I have the balls for this myself!
If I can do it Rob, anyone can! Im nothing special brosef!
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If I needed to loose some blood and couldn’t donate or have it done professionally I’d certainly attempt it, but I’d probably be sat with a needle against my arm sweating profusely for a good while first!
It’s not the blood, I’ve had a few bad cuts and seen much worse working with glass, there’s just something about poking my veins with a needle that turns my stomach! Probably just like my first pin, once I’ve done it once it’ll be no big deal.