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Barrett
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I got a problem, I find myself looking at eroids More than porn. Have I changed the addictions?
Every time I get on this site I get my little box out and want to do another shot of test. I need more fucking karma man!!
I love this site!

iFit's picture

For me it’s car forums. Unfortunately, it’s even and more expensive addiction because I am weak if I see something newer/better.

press1's picture

Mate I use to live on the Car Forums when the internet first came about - for a laugh I use to read through the Lamborghini owners club ones. Load of minted guys both young and old talking about their Aventadors, Gallardos and Huracans like they are normal everyday cars - discussing their problems with the cars and trying to fix them Lmao It made me feel better though when even they moan about $20k service bills that piss them off!

HENCH500's picture

What do you drive mate ? I drive Peugeot 3008 GT line , on contact lease it has proper plug sockets in the back and loads of cool gadgets, nothing special slow but comfortable and gets my back and fourth… now my wife drives 22 plate overfinch Range rover V8 autobiography now that fucker shifts and sounds like a beast. I’m sure I could have bought a Lamborghini for what that costs us, maintenance isn’t cheap but I do get it cheaper as I sort the dude out other ways. Fuel is fucking crazy and she does some miles driving my daughter back and fourth from school then her dance classes and competitions, back and fourth from working here 4 times a day. Tried to get her to get something smaller just for running about or even use my lovely Peugeot but she won’t she loves her driving her beast. Tbf she deserves it she works hard here and at home looking after me and our kids

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press1's picture

Hey Matey - just had a look at what you have, that looks pretty cool! Reminds me of those Lamborghini jeeps especially the back end, full on Digidash that isn't it!! What are they like to own then electric cars? Do you have to charge them every night at home or how many miles do you get out of them? Mate the car I have currently is nothing special at all, I'll tell ya in private LMAO For sure pal, I've known people own the Ranger V8's and basically it is the same as running a V10 in fuel costs when you factor in the weight of the vehicle too, if the engine has been tweaked also then god knows lol Mines only a 2 litre petrol and I hate putting fuel in it these days and I get about 38 mpg out the little baby!!! Lmao I bet to fill one of those up nowadays must cost about £200 doesn't it??!! Still mate - keep the woman happy and let her have her toys, because damn if you made her get something normal and economical you will never be allowed to be happy again. Although in all fairness your Mrs does sound very easy going and solid to be with.

iFit's picture

lol. I avoid those because the temptation is too much and wife would be pissed

press1's picture

Have you got yourself one of those new M4 Competitions yet with the full Digidash and cool sports seats in yet bud?

iFit's picture

It’s gone. Got bored so I traded it in for an X5M which was a mistake. Too big for me. So I got rid of that real quick and got a 25 M8 Gran Coupe which I tuned the first week so I hoping my itch is finally scratched.

press1's picture

Nice one Buddy!! I Love them things - aren't they around 600 BHP as standard already?

My car has been stuck in the garage for a week as its been miss firing on one of the cylinders for a while, so rather than bugger the CAT up I finally booked it in. Only problem is they cannot find the reason for the miss fire, they say its a fault somewhere in the wiring for that one cylinder which requires a load of the engine coming off to access it or it needs a new ECU Lol

iFit's picture
  1. I’m at about 725. Between this and my wife’s car we average 7-8 Smiles Per Gallon. My goal is to use as much fossil fuel, make lots of noise and enjoy driving as much as possible before these idiots ban the fun. Got an EV loaner a few weeks ago. Sooooo boring. Couldn't wait to give it back.
press1's picture

What was required to get that - a Stage 1 remap and some pipes/filter? I've still to drive an electric car or even go in one - although they sound crap, I figured they may be quite fun with the instant wheel torque and drive? Some of those Teslas are like bloody bullets when they go - is the experience just mundane though?

iFit's picture

The experience is soulless. Numb. No drama. No skill required. It’s just not engaging at all. No argument performance is insane. Just not for me. Not yet.

Racechip, an exhaust mod and changed the intakes. Easy. I did everything myself except the exhaust and I’m not handy at all. I usually break things.

Steroidify's picture

Haha, sounds like you’ve officially shifted addictions! That’s next-level dedication right there...

But hey, don't chase that karma too hard - focus on the real gains! Keep stacking those reps and cycles, and stay swole!

BFG's picture

That's very chatgpt of you ROFL

Steroidify's picture

Not really, man, I'm just here reading and chatting like everyone else...

HENCH500's picture

Oh for sure you getting some boodie

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press1's picture

I see you are a drummer mate - what bands are you into?

press1's picture

I am not a drummer as such, but know who all the main guys are in the Metal scene particularly the good ones in the bands I like lol I have to admit though I have never heard of that guy, but I did assume it was you!! Who does he play with?

Spool's picture

He plays with Slipknot now. Dude is insanely good.

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press1's picture

I use to be a big Slipknot fan, then once Joey left their music just became a bit weird for me and I stopped listening to them. Last I saw of them was when Jay Weinberg had just joined them and he was getting a lot of attention, he just didn't seem to fit right with them I felt and now I see he parted ways in the end lol Got to admit - Jordison was the bollocks wasn't he!!

Spool's picture

Man. I remember hearing them way back when I was in high school in 03/04. At the time there was nothing like it, and the visual was nuts. Over the years I fell off too but they are still putting on great shows to date. Now they got this new guy and he really seems to fit the part.

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ChuckThaDuck22's picture

Is this the lack of HCG? I mean with my grape nuts and a typical female it would be like popping two tic-tacs and expecting not to be able to talk..

Anyway ask for the rusty trombone

Eating ass is the new pussy

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ChuckThaDuck22's picture

Edit @DeeMan rustyhooker

Once he gets his hold on you boy, watch out he’ll chew you
Up

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DeeMan's picture

Hooks not teeth

Greg's picture

Admit it... it's the tranny pics isn't it.

ChuckThaDuck22's picture

They’re the dainty bridge in between the toxic
Male bullshit c they love us ..
We need a couple in each gym
And I bet eryone comes down quite a bit,

Loving to see a seven inch side mushroom stamp, would not leave the gym post workout butthole bite

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ChuckThaDuck22's picture

Is this you and you me? Work, eroids, masturbate, sleep, flirt once a week with a stranger sometimes she’s 70 with fake tits sometimes Tren makes any girl look like a prize.

I think you’re on the straight and narrow though, accumulate train and masturbate… me….

I do tend to keep my work self separate from this more real self on eroids, this is a place to let loose, a lot of these guys behind their screens are someone’s advice I’d trust more than a family member of mines
Or two…

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Chad P's picture

Not sure it makes every girl look like a prize, but I will confirm it makes you find a good reason to wanna hit

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ChuckThaDuck22's picture

Over zealous in my comment, it makes every female passable, like I almost can’t find a reason to not want too,

One thing is for sure though and two things are for certain, under no circumstances should any of us blatantly stare @ , worship, or loathe the moose knuckle during workouts, it’s truly meat dangled in front of a beast

That’s a boy Chad P you know what’s up

1) is the female section even populated anymore
2) where are the “bro code” rules for 2024 cause shits changing out here whether we live up to the times or not

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ChuckThaDuck22's picture

Just gotta get the Tren behind the wall and life would be pretty damn alright behind

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ChuckThaDuck22's picture

This comment was witty and made me laugh out loud idk why it hit that cord

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press1's picture

The Karma will come without you even thinking about it - just be active and help out. Honestly buddy, I know in the early days you think karma is what its all about and thats what looks impressive about a member, but in time you will see it means nothing in terms of who matters the most to you and who you enjoy talking to.

Jockstrap's picture

You need a nasty gf to keep ya focused. Lol! Welcome!

Blck_panda's picture

Same thing... As long as she nasty, life is better.
Shes my pinning nurse half the time.

ChuckThaDuck22's picture

Do the majority of fellas on here have girlfriends while running gear?

I can’t imagine I’m stressful enough with a girlfriend by my side 85% of the time she’s a borderline anyway, these are the ones that love dick but you gotta get rid of quick,

I see a couple of gents on here with that very acclimated to social norm lifestyle and yall are fucking blessed, that women’s a keeper, to all those women out there running 5mg var, I promise to keep your shit stocked for life

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Rosschestzip's picture

You know what’s the worst? Being in an almost sexless relationship while on cycle!! It’s fucking brutal, especially when she’s smoking hot. I almost wish she was fat and gross she’d probably be more fun lmao

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SimonM84's picture

Best drug ever

ChuckThaDuck22's picture

Women, the best drug ever , well said

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Blck_panda's picture

Haha Anavar, primo, test, etc... Those woman become your biggest supporters. 100% agree