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Are you tired of these so called "vets" with their so called "karma" giving your their so called "advice?" Does their pussy conservative "test only for your first cycle" seem waaaayyy to conservative and like such a carbon copy answer to just be handing out to every "newbie"? (i really hate that term!) Are you ready to get so huge that you can confidently say "come at me bro!!!" to anyone? Sick and tired of hearing "your too young bro" and "don't run oral only" ? Well, my friends, you have now found the place to get the BestDammCycleAdvicePeriod! I'll give you the straight dope on how to get huge quick, and i'll throw in some good diet and training to help you get jacked fast.
CYCLE 1: "CA's Beastly Oral blast"
this is an easy break in to steroids for those afraid of needles.
20 weeks: 50mg day Anadrol, 50mg Dbol, 50mg Winny and 100mg Anavar.
simple...no crazy high doses, you get some good size compounds with the drol/dbol and get the cutting effects of the winny and var. No need for PCT since your not injecting anything.
Diet tip: keep calories high for this cycle to maximize gains. I recommend drinking 4-6 Guinness beers per night. Guinness has a good amount of protein for beer, and since its not super bubbly its easy on the stomach. The synergestic effect of the oral and the Guinness makes for a beastly muscle building effect.
Workout tip: Curls. lots and lots of Curls.
Cycle 2: "Hardcores PIP free oil-a-thon"
20 weeks: Test/tren/eq/mast.
I suggest NO LESS than 1000mg/wk of EACH compound. Why waste your time running sissy amounts of gear? Lets get huge here.
If you like to pin often use ace/prop for each compound. If your a fucking pussy that only wants to pin twice a week use the Enth esters...pussy.
PIP FREE TIP: these guys have it all wrong with heating the oil...wtf? what do you do when something hurts? thats right, you ice it! duh. Keep your oils in the fridge and pin it cold that way its like your applying ice before it hurts. Also, use a 18-20 gauge needle so that you can slam that shit in there fast and get the needle out quick, no sense in keeping a needle in the muscle longer than needed.
TIP: spot inject bi's tri's and calfs for faster growth in those hard to get huge areas.
Workout tip: Curls. lots and lots of Curls.
Cycle 3: "I'm not a pussy or stupid you dumbfuck CAhardcore !!"
Mix cycles 1 & 2 together to get really huge really fast.
Workout tip: Curls. lots and lots of Curls.
That's it. The BestDammCycleAvicePeriod.
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Well I did cycle #1 and #2 at the same time five whole days ago what the hell is going on nothing happening I even worked out once! Maybe I over trained? Not enough gear?
You forgot to add insulin into the second cycle. No need for testing blood sugar either if u font feel good take more!
you forgot the 2 gallons of ice cream a day. got to get those calories way up there and F the beer go for the hard stuff, a bottle of tequila 1800 use it to down the orals and the ice cream has a synergistic effect with the tequila.
brother, I guarantee there will be handful of knuckleheads that will take this seriously LMFAO!
Yo bro u forgot the most important compound , synthol , then I ll save money by not going to the gym for more synthol.
cheque drops would be an awesome compound to add to that oral cycle only !
You think it Would be ok to add HALO in that first oral only cycle? It will work well with the var and drol!
Lmaooooooooooooooooo BRILLIANT!!!!!
AnonOk so I tried number 1 last night and I still look the same this morning...wtf! Gonna try number 2 today and wait a few hrs and see what happens...how long is this gonna take????
curls make all the muscles of your body grow like crazy, its awesome for size in the legs if you do them standing up and curls will also make your back as wide as the great wall of china, curls 5 days a week and lots of sodium in your diet!
AnonThe sad fact is someone may take this srsly and try it.
what if i want to get a huge dick as am getting huge muscle gains would you recommend taking viagra the first 10 weeks of cycle then switching over to extenxe the last 10 weeks as i cutting or should i just say fuck it and crush them up and mix then right in to my prop??
AnonPeptides straight to the dick, Bro!
How about main lining it with. An iv drip so it can stay fully saturAted threw out the day
Just pull on it repeatedly! Forget the shake weight....go direct! Builds thicker grip muscles and works out your longfellow
Will you be my coach/mentor from now on? Lol awesome post!
lol
Oops...meant broke elbow in mid April. Fighting way back to being in shape again. Doing great and hope to finish top of the pile. Started this one at 16.5%bf.....combined your #1 and #2 cycle....dropped 13lbs chubba in 5Weeks. Getting hard n swole. Lol
I think I will give one and two a try at the same time????? Lmfao
Was 205 & 8% til broke elbows. Definitly on rehab trail. Oh damn...bragged again....gddamn vets!
lol you had me for a second
photobooth is gay. It looks better to take a shirtless picture in the mirror while trying to look like a badass
or a duck face
Duck face is only fun when it's memory sniff of prior night! Haaaaa!
i prefer instagram man :( lol
liquor has more calories per ounce
Somewhere some rich kid who spent $1500 of his parents money on a couple bottles of dbol and anadrol just a handful and washed it down with guinness. This site was last open on his Macbook.
Atleast he got something right. Mac all the way.
Some dumbass will jump all over it....oops. Damn vet talking advice...my bad. Lol.
I'll give it a shot, but I'm throwing out the test. Test sucks I don't need it in a cycle.
AnonAnd you can this for 3 easy payments of $29.99! Call now and receive curls! Lots and lots of curls!
screw curls, havent you seen the body you can get with a shake weight?
AnonThis is what I use. http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DYlAju-9cu0
http://youtu.be/DzzDUmVUhTY
Gettin'it
I actually had that exact cycle #2 recommended to me for a second cycle but at 12 weeks and lower doses. I knew better even before joining eroids. Cycle#1 looks pretty legit, I think I'll give it a shot lol
Golf Clap...
You're an evil MerFer CA
ur gonna have mixed reviews on this man LOL. cuz someone is gonna end up doing this ahahahah