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My name is the Dusty Booker and a lot of guys have been in contact with me lately regarding my Half brother rusty. Well Im here to set the record straight.
One night back in 72 rusty myself and some friends were headed to the carnival but some snot nose pimple face kid name eric wouldnt let rusty on the rollercoaster due to the height restrictions and all so we wound up at the seamens bar well thats the story of how rust became a bouncer so there.
Some have said that rust isnt a member of the harleys angels. Welll i m here to tell ya boys that I was there the day lil russ was initiated into the gang. We had this little leather vest made with little baby rockers put on it and boom hes a member so there.Most of you think that the 1% thing is about 1% of the world being the baddest of the bad but that is in fact a fallacy. 1% of the worlds adult male population is under 5 feet one. Some have said that rus was banging 33% well thats his body fat and thats not funny Rust is a pro body builder and has been for 32 years so always listen to him if u dont it may result in a ban dont ever down vote russ or it may result in a ban always compare your most recent turds to a new comers stats or it may result in a ban. Never second guess the rusty one or it may result in a ban. If Roosty Hooker is attacking someone you must join the lil nutt hugger club and join in on the attack or it may result in a ban Always up vote russ and never down or else Anyone know when killit 4 is starting? So from this day forward rusty the hooker after the ballots were counted from the super secret vote that took place yesterday is now and forever will be the mayor of eroidville.
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Robert Withey??
If nothing else; this is cheap entertainment!
Ha! Started out good but went downhill fast.
StevebKeebler Elf lol
That made my day
Lmao that's perfect. Nohomo
Ya gotta give the guy his due for creativity; even if you disagree! lol
This actually made me laugh out loud.
Me too brother
basskiller89I actually had the Keebler Elf cookies as a post leg day cheat meal last night
The overly sensitive cupcakes that visit this site are freaking hilarious. The drama these clowns create is priceless.
We need an animated web series based on Eroids. That shit would be hilarious.
Its opening sequence could be the eroids van flying around (Fornite battle bus style) dropping the names of all the banned users that week out the back.
Lol! Im bored on my lunch break!
Lol.
Every now and then you get these socio paths with mental disabilities taking steroids, they join up on eroids and fall into an altered reality that these people and words on a screen are real life, their blood pressure rises, they get jealous of others and post silly immature posts like this unfortunately they get the responses, views and attention that they so crave in real life when in reality a professional member would just ignore it and move on, its called feeding the trolls.
Now get too fuck you mouth on a twig!
Come back when you get a bit of bounce in your step or maybe some razzle dazzle in the creativeness of your incoherent ramblings, one day you could be a legend like that crazy Aussie tattooed guy that used to frequent this place........
Smh.
revenge?
Old member.
You know my old name.
You didn't attack me which says we were likely cool back then.
Me and rusty were a team to be reckoned with back then, tough love in the forum trenches, both had a team of our own trolls.
Hahaha.
Send me a pm.
StevebI don't remember anything like that
Hello Steve.
Hope you been good mate.
hahaha PMSL.......razzle dazzle had me in stitches
Speaking of getting banned.
You need to get banned.
You don't have to like the man but dont go on a childish hate speach about him.
He can be an ass but he contributes quite a bit to the site.
OP - what you fail to realise that the conflict between Rusty and Sam is over. They are over it. Most of the members who may have sided with either party are over it. Everyone had an opportunity to vent a little spleen, and then like mature adults - move on.
This post could have been entertaining satire had you the talent to pull it off....but sadly - you don't. I'm not negging you for attacking Rusty - he's big enough to look after himself. I'm negging you for making me waste my valuable time reading this shite. I'm old and that's 3 minutes that I will never get back.
BLA BLA u turd
Well that only took one second out of my life, thank goodness...and 'turd'? How uninventive of you. Time for you to crawl away and infect another forum, maggot.
methy cookerUpset i attacked your power bottom butt buddy? It's ok, I like guy's. I'm a twigg sucker fudge packer. I sure wish rusty would give me the time of day.
Upset? Nope. Nobodies like you aren't capable of upsetting me. I have standards. I know that you are desperate for attention which is why you keep going through the whole process of creating a new fake email account and then a new fake user name. You are that sad little attention-seeking troll who posted all that eroids stuff a while back. I knew that you couldn't stay away. You are pathetic - deserving contempt and tragic - deserving sympathy - however, from me, you are worthy of nothing. Bye bye troll maggot.
Lol kids these days.
No respect.
Hope your going well brother!
Yeah...I think that he was more upset that I thought his story was crap than me negging him..lol. Doing good mate - hope all is well on your end.
When I first started reading this I thought it had potential to actually be a good practical joke but you fucked it up instead you ended up coming across like a Winey biatch
Thought this was funny at first.... you know... how you are acting like the little boy in the schoolyard, tries to hit the little girl coz really he loves her! (no implication of gender referring to anyone here!) But it's not. Saw the recruiting shit you try pull in the pics section.
I dunno... I had a very bad weekend, maybe I am overly grumpy cranky whatever, but I'd love to get my hands on some of the cunts like you on the site (no homo). In the real world things like this get handled differently. I remember once there was this fella, did stuff like this to me, long time ago,,, anyways the story now around the old estate is that I spotted the fkr in this pool hall near the estate, went to the toilets came out and bashed the fkr with couple of balls in a sock. Thats apparently what everyone says happened.
Dont get me wrong, Im not saying anything by way of a threat to you. But karma... the real karma not what we have here... karma will see this sort of behaviour leave you with broken orbitals, eventually, when you do this to the wrong fkr, which you probably will.
Only a little bitch tries to recruit others to bash on someone.
I actually see this post as a Bro-crush borderline homoworship on this guy’s part. He is so focused on a member on an online forum that he’s dedicated a portion of his real life to pen a tribute to another man. Think about it that way and it’s almost like he’s flirting with Rusty. That’s what made me laugh.
I agree! And the more I read it, I wouldn’t be the least bit surprised if it’s not really Rusty’s half brother either.
RustyhookerIm still waiting for the revised version. Something with zing. Lol
methy cookerIt was pathetic and erased by me by the way......... Why can't you love me like I love you? Is it my penis warts?
head on over big guy love ya
It’s going to be his deepest darkest sexual fantasy about you!! We have to draw the line somewhere!! There’s kids on this website for Christ sake
RustyhookerHes gonna tongue punch my fart box?????
You dirty brudda ;)
RustyhookerThe op said he prefers syrup....lol
https://youtu.be/ARFRYPcbYKg
Totally man! The chap is literally like a kid trying to play kisschasing! It is a forbidden love haha!
Yeah a clinical psychologist would have a field day with the drivers behind how much he has invested into this
Yea I agree. You should just fire back and if some guys join in you know who your friends are. As nasty as that shit got last week Rusty and I didnt try to recruit people. Some had his back some had mine. Some were neutral. I dont think anybody was banned so it will be interesting to find out who this is. Either way it's just a funny story. Honestly nobody cares. There will be plenty of other squabbles in the future I'm sure.
zactly, Sam
jayisk" But karma... the real karma"
I cant agree with you more on that. And this has nothing to do with a little forum riff. But how we interact with others in everyday life.
At some point in life if you are a scumbag it is going to catch up with you. Even if you screw everyone over and live an elite lifestyle with no worries. Karma can still catch you at the end days.
The old saying "karma is a bitch"
Hey everyone has bad days, years or maybe lives but its not a free pass to be a dick. i found it is better you use your suffering to help others when they are going through shit.
Absolutely Jay. The guy in my story was a right little scummer. What they say about me now is inaccurate, but still, karma did catch up, it always does
The real karma is the gains. If I never logged in again or got kicked off I'm still the winner. The knowledge I acquired here now belongs to me. I'm in my 50s still improving. That's my real goal.
Bounty HunterThis is true
+1
bigtime! very true!
Sounds like you are a lil angry! Stress therapy recommended!
This was actually funny as fook!! Lmao:) At least the guy put some thought into the story instead of just being mad and insulting Rusty. If I upvote this based on the pure humor of this would that be wrong? Jk I won’t! Still pretty funny tho
Rusty, please start pissing off educated artistic people instead of these boring idiots that cannot put a half readable paragraph together.
How bout i piss on your leg juice bag
Wow, I see you turned box into bag there. Very witty.