I ran my first tren cycle almost a year ago now and I’ve been meaning to post my experiment results and findings for quite some time so I’m finally getting to it.

For starters, tren scared the crap out of me so I knew I was going to start low and go slow. I also read that running Tren Ace for the first time was best as I could cut back the doses or stop entirely and get it out of my system quicker if sides developed.

However, I also read that enanthate sides were less severe and I went against conventional wisdom and ran enanthate for my first run. I decided I’d rather have less severe side effects for a longer time than more severe side effects that would go away quicker. My body, my choice.

Anyhoo, as I was admiring at the demonic looking liquid in the vial I’ve had for about a year at the time I decided I needed to shit or get off the pot. The vial had an expiration date so even tho I had it for over a year I knew it was still good.

I was running test at 250mg per week and started tren at 50mg per week for 3 weeks. The enanthate ester should reach 90% saturation at 3 weeks if what I’ve been told is correct so after 3 weeks at 50mg which would be 90% saturation I felt comfortable playing with ratios and decided to step it up.

The next ratio I tried was a 1:1 test:tren ratio and I ran both at 250mg per week for another 3 weeks. This was when I really started to feel the tren. The pumps, the strength gains, the aggression, the energy, the determination to take every set to absolute failure and then dropset and repeat process because every rep felt so good….it was fun. The only sides I remember at this dose was an insatiable appetite. I was eating all the time and eating odd food combinations like I was a pregnant lady or something.

The next ratio I wanted to try was 2:1 test:tren so I bumped my test up to 500mg and kept the tren at 250mg. In my notes on my calendar I wrote something like, “Feel hella bitchy. Fuck this ratio.” I spent all of 10 seconds looking for my calendar with my notes on it and I can’t find it and it’s not that important to get the wording verbatim but you get the idea. This is where acne began to develop and I was SO pissy. Before this my aggression was minor and only focused at the weights but fuck me if I didn’t want to choke anything that was so much as breathing sometimes. I didn’t like that ratio at all. Once again, I ran this ratio for 3 weeks also.

The final ratio I ran was 1:2 test:tren ratio. That’s the one I liked the best mentally. Gym performance was still epic. Mentality and mood were beyond pleasant. The acne was still shitty and this is where the cramps started. I’ve never had cramps like that. For me, they were almost exclusively upper body. Sometimes they would be quick spasms, other times I would lock up for what felt like minutes on end. One time EVERY muscle in my upper body cramped up and I’ve never prayed for death or release so hard. It was quite frightening. Fortunately for me, @Pandateston is a genius and told me to take co-q 10, magnesium, potassium, and taurine. I played with the dosages and literally overnight they stopped damn near entirely. This last ratio I ran for 3 weeks but I do realize that going from 500mg test to 250mg test for 3 weeks wasn’t enough time for the cypionate ester of the test I was running to leave my system so it wasn’t a true 1:2 ratio.

Now that I know what test:tren ratio MY body and MY mind like the best and what sides I may encounter and how to overcome those sides, I’m well prepared for my next Tren E cycle and I can just jump straight to my preferred dosage and ratio and all the guesswork and hazards will be either fully eliminated or at the very least mitigated.

SO…. If you’ve read all of this, I thank you. And, as always, don’t try this at home…I’m what you call a professional, and I hope you’ve enjoyed my “Baby’s First Tren Cycle” presentation.