Noobie 29yo needing advice! Posting gear and labs
Uploading a couple pics of the gear I obtained wondering if anyone has heard of this brand before? This will be the first time I've ever used and have no clue where to start. Don't know how much to try for the first time and what size needle I need. The guy gave me a 22Gx1" syringe and a extra 22Gx1" to swap for injection but don't know if it's too long since I'm skin and bones or if the needle is too thick. Also unsure where to try to insert for first time and if I need to get a different jabbing size. Also uploaded a pic of my test results too. I'm a smaller guy and never been able to really put on muscle. I'm 29 weigh about 170 and 5'9" tall and have a little belly fat. Been wanting to try for YEARS but I posted here when I was 22y/o and some members encouraged me to wait until I was older. Well also 8 years have gone by and I think I'm ready to give it a shot. So I think I'll take a jab at it if I can get some expert advice -- thank you for y'all's time.
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More research, trial and error error bro nobody is gunna hold your hand thru this
If you are unwilling to even learn the basics off your own initiative by doing some Google research such as Injection sites & protocols, Beginner cycles and doses per week then you lack the competence to run a Steroid cycle in general.
Never heard of that Steroid Lab either - which means that you shouldn't inject it.
what bro? You havnt heard of the "super doper massive uber flex" lab? they are the uberest of uber labs man, the dude at the gym told me so
Is this the muscletech of gear?
hahahaha muscletech... "bottom-of-the-barrel" bodybuilding supplement brand
remember Mega Mass Nutrition or Alpha Muscle hahaha
They sure sold a teenaged sandman with their flashy labels. Mega mass sounds familiar.
You ever use the PWO 'Ultimate Orange'? My dumbass used to take it before hockey games in HS. That shit is banned now
Edit: OMG, I just chatgpted 'Ultimate orange from 1996-2000.. heres the response:
If you were lifting between about 1996 and 2000, Ultimate Orange had almost mythical status. It wasn't just a pre-workout—it was the pre-workout that inspired almost everything that came after it. It was originally created by Dan Duchaine in 1982, and many consider it the first true commercial pre-workout supplement.
What made it so legendary?
The original formula was brutally simple compared to today's products, but incredibly effective.
The key ingredients were approximately:
Ephedra (Ma Huang) – the real star of the show
Ephedrine alkaloids (naturally occurring in ephedra)
Caffeine (around 100 mg)
Vitamin C
B vitamins
Electrolytes
Orange flavoring (which many people thought tasted terrible)
The magic wasn't the vitamins—it was the ephedra + caffeine combination.
How did it feel?
People who used it during the late 90s often describe it as:
Tunnel vision in the gym
Nearly limitless energy
Huge increase in motivation
Reduced appetite
Sweating like crazy
Elevated heart rate
Feeling "wired" for several hours
Apparently I'm a year younger than random dude, so no, I didn't get the pleasure of experiencing a pre-workout concocted by duchaine... I bet it was awesome though.
In 1996 I was 9 years old so I was already on Tren by then.
liar... we all know your mom was steamlining tren when she was preggo, you came out as a tren baby
Side effects:
Strokes
Seizures
Heart Attacks
hahahhahahahha
Death
HIV
Dizziness
Dizziness > Death
And having HIV nowadays gets you pharma grade Var and HGH... I mean, does anyone really die from HIV/AIDS anymore..
Lol, you know this death and hiv ain't that bad... but this damn dizziness!
Monkey Pox is a small price to pay for meth fueled anal orgies, amazing fashion sense, and Pharma Var & GH … did I mention the anal orgies!!
Everything everyone said below... plus 1 vial isnt going to do shit.. go research more bro
Is this gear from an eroids source?
As this stage don't start. In those 8 years you did not self research on this and now your putting up a post asking for everyone to tell you what to do which to be honest to me says you dont have enough dedication and initiative right now. Also so much info missing we need.
Do some more research. There’s so much information in the Newbie Corner section if you click forums, but based off what you’ve posted so far I would suggest not starting.
Your telling me that in that 8 year you never once put in any effort to study anabolics, labs, or even pinning methods? You definitely had interest in it in the past cause you was probably banned 8 years ago. You then gave it up after the ban, but no effort into learning about this shit at all, and now you want us to wipe your ass? Another thing like the other guys said, what’s your training and nutrition look like? Did you even consistently lift in the 8 prior years, or did you quit lifting and now you just wanna get back into it? If your just now coming back into lifting and are a newbie again, my advice is to delete your eroids account and go put the fucking time in at the gym first.
1 your labs show fuck all, estrogen, HMCT, RBC, etc... the basic shit is missing
2 doesn't appear to be a source or brand from this site so no one is going to talk to you about it
3- the part every seems to magically fucking skip, what does your nutrition and training look like? What has it looked like in the past? How long have you been lifting? What's your maintenance calories? Or are we just looking to blast some test and look like Lee Priest? Whats your dosage? For how long? Side effect management? BP? Estrogen? Lipids?
Same shit I told the last guy, there are plenty of people on this site who are willing to help, but you gotta put in some fuckin work bro. Stop looking to be spoonfed, READ, and come back with a plan so we can help you fine tune it.
I get the feeling this is a plug for a source that is not verified on Eroids.
Too much shit doesn’t make sense on this one.
Where’s your hormone panel results? It’s impossible to give solid advice on individual needs without all encompassing lab work. It looks like all you have in the picture is a basic metabolic panel.
You need a CBC, and a full hormone panel for anyone to give you accurate feedback. I’m assuming your doc did these since they’re printouts. Just try to get that info, if they did them. Then just upload them, and I’m sure everyone would be happy to give you their two cents.
As far as needles go, I would draw with that 22 gauge needle, but wouldn’t inject with it. There is no need to inject with a large gauge needle, it results in more pain and scar tissue. I personally use a 27 gauge 5/8” for larger oil volumes, or for my daily TRT injections I back fill a 29 gauge 1/2” insulin needle.
For injection site I recommend starting with the glute/ventro-glute or the delts. Watch some videos on YouTube, there are several clinics/colleges that have great informational videos on the topic.
Do not inject anything though until you have those lab work results. Good luck brother!