A promoter for meth heads battle royal on “The Condemned”

Ha! Y’all wild!

I’m a pimp not a simp….i keep the dope fiends higher than the Goodyear blimp

I eat so many shrimp I gots iodine poisoning

I work with a crew of underground men wanted by the united states government. We go town to town finding people in need of our help installing glory holes free of charge to people in need. Churches, dept stores, truck stops, u name it. We roll up and jump out the back of a van with hole-saws ready to blast velvet lined premium glory holes.

I crank hog for a living.

I was a snake milker for twelve years, now I’m a fortune cookie writer for a Mexican joint here in town.

Prostate masseur

I sniff toilette seats in the ladies bathroom. Well...I'm a janitor. Used to drive a garbage truck but ran over a bum

I’m a bmw mechanic and business owner have my own real estate investment company.

One of the boys!

I'm a gimp and simp pimp with a side hustle renting goats and sheep by the quarter hour.

I'm an exotic deer farmer.

Shiiit, would never divulge my profession, you cockbags would bring the hate..

I take care of my wife and her boyfriend

Good time Charlie

I’m a boss