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+ 7 Not bad for a 36 year old trying to pack on a little size this summer…I know I’m fat right now.

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Short fat man with little cock

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Pandateston's picture

Looking sharp big bro !

And before you start disrespecting your bishop like that, you gotta submit full evidence to the expert bros @Milfpounder or @randomdude for proper scientific evaluation and official tier-list classification first.

Nice work brother !

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randomdude's picture

His claim definitely needs to be peer reviewed.

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Milfpounder's picture

Gonna need to see the dick to confirm.

Otherwise you have done a good job of making up for your tiny cock with big muscles. Need:

  • lifted truck
  • boat you can barely afford
  • large gun collection
  • many DUIs

Then you will have achieved the gold standard.

randomdude's picture

Large gun collection - check
One DUI - check

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Jrihard89's picture

Fuck how do you know me so well

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Milfpounder's picture

Tiny dick here too...

NWApatches's picture

Short dicks and short tempers run in my family. Gotta play the cards we're dealt

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VowOfHatred850's picture

goals

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-Infidel-'s picture

And a Ford Mustang w/ a 22% interest rate

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Milfpounder's picture

Put that shit on a capital one card hahaha

VowOfHatred850's picture

Those cock suckers only give me 250 dollar limit with a 33 interest rate! Kinda wish they had an eroids credit card

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Milfpounder's picture

@Greg make this happen. ^^^^^^

If there were an eroids CC, me, you, and every other user on this site would be maxed out IMMEDIATELY

Greg's picture

What's in your wallet?

BigSexy3's picture

Lmfao.......bahahaha

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-Infidel-'s picture

How about Eroids crypto coin?? Hahaha

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Greg's picture

eRoidcoin

Petecastiglione's picture

We can’t discuss payment methods here

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Jrihard89's picture

Uno reverse!

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Milfpounder's picture

Hahahahahahahaha

VowOfHatred850's picture

26%

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-Infidel-'s picture

Looking solid man, digging the beard

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Khandum's picture

May be short, but you are jacked and looking good brother man, also probably just average size, us white guys need to stop comparing ourselves to the bbc

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VowOfHatred850's picture

I appreciate that my man

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IRONWarrior99's picture

Damn! No dick pic? Lookin swole bro!

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VowOfHatred850's picture

Next time

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