+ 52 I’m Not Your Guru
Brothers… genuinely thank you all for the support, the votes, the laughs, the memes, and the kind words. And special thanks to @press1 for even taking the time to make that post, and @BFG for allowing the poll and the badge 
But honestly? I don’t really feel like a “guru.”
I’d rather just be another dude walking this weird PED/bodybuilding path with the rest of the boys … learning, researching, experimenting, making mistakes, fixing mistakes, sharing experiences, and trying to help each other suffer a little less along the way lol
And to be fair… I don’t see this badge as putting me above anybody here. If anything, I hope it reflects me as someone willing to give back and genuinely help the community however I can.
Now, let’s not be hypocrites either…
of course I wanted the badge LMAO
It’s a cool recognition and honestly means a lot coming from the boys here and the mods as well.
One thing this lifestyle teaches you fast:
nobody truly knows everything.
The body is complex. Hormones are complex. Life is complex.
The moment somebody thinks they have all the answers figured out… that’s usually when they stop learning.
That’s why I respect the people here who:
stay curious
stay humble
ask questions
share bloodwork
share honest reviews
share failures AND successes
and actually try to help the community instead of just flexing on it
At the end of the day, we’re all just trying to become a better version of ourselves:
physically, mentally, emotionally… and sometimes just trying not to destroy our HDL while doing it 
So thank you all, genuinely.
Hopefully I can live up to the badge and not disappoint the boys lol
Much love brothers
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Big….One gay at a time is insane work brother lol
LFG
Um... you better not be out of Orange chicken Panda!!!
Orange chicken stocks remain stable brother …
You may not wish to be
yet
No man should ignore his destiny.
Brother… this sounds like the intro before I sacrifice my HDL for the greater good lmao
Congrats Panda, sweet tag
Appreciate you a lot, brother !!!
still feels weird seeing that thing under my name lmao
Massive Legend as always.
The application process is just bloodwork and chicken/rice consumption brother LMAO
Appreciate you, Big bro !
Trannys and Old Lady Asian Massage Palor Pandas !!!! Mericaaaaaaa FUCK Yaaaa !!!
MERICAAAAAAA
Whatever this sex cult is, I'm in
LMAOOO brother this escalated WAY too fast
FUCKING GURU!!!!! Dude, now is the time to start the 'Panda Cult'.
Buy a warehouse, stock it with guns, ammo, food, and the most amazing gym one could ask for. .....then fuck everyone's wives, David Koresh Waco-style hahahahhaa
And for God's sake... save some rice for the rest of us ya fucking savage
Absolutely not brother … one bad Tren cycle and the Panda Compound becomes national news.
For context, that bowl was something like 600g rice and 200g chicken breast if I remember correctly … definitely was eating like an absolute savage during the growth phase.
Now I’m down around 2,500 kcal cutting, so Panda is slowly being starved little by little…
(not really though … thank God for Retatrutide lol)
Too late… the land is already bought, I have thr minions already building the structure up here in Rockies… the Panda statue should be here on Monday.
My connections with the IRA are bringing the guns and ammo early next month.
What we need from you… the bitches and a connection for cheap gym equipment. We need need a plethora of hot bitches. I even got a hippy yoga instructor to help with the propaganda.
Hahahaha
(just kidding 3 letter agencies watching, I’m just fucking around… I really need to figure out this sleep thing hahahah)
Humble, but very true! We’re all human and make mistakes. Take all online advice with a grain (occasionally a mountain) of salt. Do independent research and consult with multiple professionals especially when taking risks.
As I said on the other thread you deserve it if anyone does buddy. The patience and willingness to reiterate knowledge that you’re constantly teaching alone is a huge asset to lots of people.
Beautifully said brother … independent research always matters in this lifestyle !
Congrats sir!
Only talked with you a time or two but your comments are always a great read and I know personally have been incredibly helpful while venturing into this world.
LISAN AL GAIB
LISAN AL GAIB …. appreciate you brother, genuinely !
Correction you are ALL OF OUR guru, mostly mine though hoe
LMAOOO not the “mostly mine though”
Milky's available and on the market since Pete's fucked off!! LMAO
And I'm on birth control
But ARE you though?? I've had one that swore she was on the injection - then the next she was bloody pregnant!!
They skip doses, the ring falls out and they dont say nothing and then the ones that poke holes in the condom, oh yeah then the real pros that get you drunk and say "finish in me". Not a man out there that would say no while drunk.
Hahaha you have a kid?!?
Well Deserved Brother !! Im nearly 3 months here and what read more is You, Milf, iledjek , the guy from titans, aggie and the guy that have the ass pointed to the heaven, you guys always helping and answering stuff
So enjoy Guru men
So many good guys around, for sure… I’ll try to wear the badge responsibly, brother
Couldn’t have been awarded to a better guy. Thanks for helping make this community such a great place!
Appreciate you brother … and honestly that’s the beauty of forums… everybody learns from everybody here
Humble and real! A rare combo nowadays with the narcissistic behavior running rampant
Brother that genuinely means a lot … trying to keep this place helpful and fun at the same time. We are in this together, right.
He..he’s my hero…
Bro… no hero is out here running Telmisartan, Nebivolol and Tadalafil daily just to keep BP and heart health under control LMAO
It's already been said, but this is exactly why you deserve it. Super humble and helpful.
Appreciate that brother … I just try to help the boys the best I can
well-deserved my guy
Appreciate you greatly my guy !!
Thats what a Guru would say.
Damn… I walked right into that one didn’t I
I thought you were eating an entire coconut cream pie for a minute.
LMAOOO nah brother just the classic bodybuilder depression meal…
Nice arms you got there "Guru"
The natty rice and natty chicken build, brother…
I know a guru when I see one
Appreciate you an all u contribute my boy! God bless
Careful brother… that’s how cults start lol
Appreciate your words…God bless you too, Big bro.
Humble as fuck sir.
Just trying not to become an insufferable Tren philosopher lol
Well you have made giant strides towards that my friend lol