posted Tue, 04/21/2026 - 05:44
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-5 Self Calibration YOLO Cycle
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STATS, DESCRIPTION, GOALS
-5'9, 170lbs, 13%, 25yo
-Training 4-6x a week since sophomore year of high school
-First cycle
-Aesthetics>all else
-Favoring fun over risk-to-return ratios
-12-16 weeks (playing by ear and bloodwork) then plan to cruise on 250
GOALS-
Peak physique for summer, 9-10% at as much bodyweight I can hold (175-180lbs ballpark?)
Learn, make mistakes, have a good experience above all else to look back on.
| Week/Product | Testosterone Enanthate | HCG | Tren |
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| 1 | 500mg | 5,000IU | |
| 2 | 500mg | 5,000IU | |
| 3 | 500mg | 5,000IU | 140mg |
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5000ius of hcg a week or is it 500ius a week way too much? If trying to grow Gino? Excellent job
Self calibration retard cycle trying to grow some titties with tren and 5000iu hcg a week
Fucking test brother… 300-500mg a week. Then talk about the ups and downs from your cycle and maybe throw in a before and after pic, hell…. even just an after pic. Then you’ll get your flowers for doing the right thing and maybe a fuckin inspiration for someone lurking and trynna be something. Trust the process and learn from the journey.
I see what's happening here, you're one of those Clavicular, MOG, Incel faggots! That kids fucking retarded! He's a fucking loser, don't follow in his footsteps.
Why the hell would you come on a forum like this if you had no intention of listening to a fuckin thing EXPERIENCED guys tell you. Your an idiot kid! You sure as hell ain't 25 and your on a road to a rough fuckin life! Trust me these mistakes aren't gonna make for fun stories....they're a recipe for a fucked up brain, body and life full of regrets and that's it!
So training for roughly 10 years and you’re only 170 pounds at, a very likely incorrectly estimated, 13% bf? And you want to run tren? You clearly have zero idea how to train and run proper nutrition. The gear won’t do shit except give you increased glycogen so you “think” you got bigger, and then it’ll go away when you drop the dose or cycle off. Back to 170# with worse health than before. But as you said… YOLO
You’re a fucking walnut
I agree with everyone. BUT i think its just natural selection at this point the biggest proponent to younger guys running tren is influencers being a lot more open to how they keep cosmetic appeal for social media. Tren is stupid first cycle no doubt about it but let the kid ruin his health markers potentially his life if done incorrectly. We need people like this to show us what not to do the kid is set on tren nothing we say will persuade him to not do it. Let him deal with the consequences, at the end of the day who cares. I love this community but lets see how far he goes and how shitty hes going to look or potentially not we need idiots like him lol
Bloody Idiot doesn't even know what its like to run Testosterone by itself let alone trenbolone but already the kids a Youtube know it all .....
I think he just started a neg war with you buddy.
1-2-3-4 @1nce declares thumb war.
not a know it all. have not claimed to know anything. literally put in the desc of my cycle post that this is a YOLO and experience-seeking cycle. I am going over your head here
Just drop the tren and let's move on with life. Agree to drop the tren and @press1 will agree to accept you into the royal family.
listen and i mean this to all of you. i do not mean to come off defensive or acting as if chatgpt and i know everything about cycle design or anything like that. But, i do have an innate interest in anabolics and understand basics. I am not expecting to transform into frank zane or exceed results of a 350test bulk and anavar + test shred with my current cycle. but i just want to stand my ground, get fucked over hard after a few weeks, and learn why and what my body likes and doesn't.
to preface, i had ran 300 test for 6 weeks prior to this first set cycle, but it was apart of that notorious ultima/belgias batch of fake test, therefor it was most likely olive oil going directly into my gut.
you said your only test cycle was the bunk gear. So if you get sides on this cycle, you won't know which compound it came from. You won't be able to "see what body likes and dislikes" there will be no self calibration you'll just know *something is hitting the stop button. no information gathered. Not trying to be snarky here.
LMAO
Brother, tren for a first cycle is pretty ridiculous. Same with using your first cycle to cut. You can easily achieve a successful cut without muscle loss with ~250mg of test and Reta
I have experience with reta in the past, works wonders. I am not cutting though, recomp and just trying to enjoy the first test run here. Yes tren is ridiculous in all aspects of a first cycle I cannot argue that. Sure makes for an interesting and crazy story though.
Bro you sound absolutely ignorant. An interesting crazy story!?? You do realize some things you do to your body now make you feel horrible the rest of your life and when your telling that dumbass story and you can't think correctly because your brains fucked up and you have depression and a fucked up body you'll regret the fuck out of every single dumbass word you said here. It's easy now when you haven't experienced the damage to talk so reckless, but trust and remember these words....YOU WILL REGRET THE FUCK OUT OF IT!!!! These are guys who know from experience telling you this shit....not just a bunch of dumb kids. You watch the fuckin Tren twins and think it's so cool, but they don't give two shits about you or the ramifications of the road they're sending kids like you down. I don't believe for a second your 25 and promise you your not fooling anyone. You better wise the hell up cuz your in for a rough ass road if you don't!
Your first cycle and you want to use test and tren for your first cycle you only want to use test trouble which one is it the test or tren test only and figure out how to keep everything in check then add another compound or say fuck it and pin a gram of each lol
I will live and learn
This is perfect
I'm just kidding. This has to be fake.
Fuckin kids bro. Probly 17 or 18 and not a fuckin clue. Thinking they can conquer the world and then fast forward 15 years and they're fucked up in the head regretting the fuck out of not listening.
lolz
Tell me why in the hell would you be injecting 5000iu of HCG a week??? If you are going to do Tren why only 140mg a week??
10-20IU pulls on a 5000 vial (5000 reconstituted with 2mL bac). Also there is lots of current sparks in conversation of conservative dosing protocols of tren. Hell, vigoroussteve is running 25mg WEEKLY.
You’re quoting Steve.. like a cuck. Dudes an idiot. If he’s taken so much like he says why does he look average as fuck
25mg weekly is not going to do shit and its not good for your liver so why would you run it longer to get gains on a low ass dose and keep those toxin going through the liver longer? That is the issue with you young guys you see some dude on TikTok or Youtube doing something dumb and all of the sudden you think it's the way to go.
I would not use more than 500 to 1000 iu of HCG a week, if less is working to keep the balls normal use less so you do not get used to it and it starts to not work.
140mg is a perfectly reasonable first-time dosing. If I was so concerned with my liver health, would I be on PEDs in the first place? Again, I am going to play it by ear. I am not going to force myself to stay on it longer than I personally feel needed.
Thx for input on HCG though, I will adjust accordingly.
140mg/wk of Trenbolone won't produce worthwhile gains - what happens is trenbolone makes you perceive things differently via the effects it has on the frontal cortex of the brain and other areas. Its the same reason it makes you think you are irresistible to women when running it - it creates a false sense of reality to what is actually going on. Its why it also creates a sense that everyone is attacking/criticizing you when they speak to you.
ANYWAY - How the Hell would you know what is reasonable to run in terms of Steroid protocols when you've never Bloody run them before???!!!
Facts