posted Sat, 02/28/2026 - 20:13
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“Reddit guy that faked a Ultima janoshik test”
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I am the guy on reddit that originally posted the Janoshik test from Ultima. I find it absolutely hilarious that everyone who absolutely acted like bunk testosterone from Ultima was impossible, and that just because theirs is the past was legit means it’s always going to be.
Funny how things work out, stop doubting testing and keep your mind open. It’s embarrassing to be insanely wrong.
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Na it’s normal, probably just horny
I'm so sexually frustrated. I need to take some caber to bust some nuts or something. It's crazy. Like I'm raging horny but can't bust hahaha.
Fuckin steroids man.
That's prolactin. 300mg vit b6 or caber stat....or start making milk....not joking
Dkoon211My prolactin was at 22 at one point and nutting was a real challenge. No fun
MOmMy mILkY
Focus on controlling your breathing that helps me finish when this happens. Like breathe like your meditating
Or prolactin til you lactate....post pix!! Lol
If my tits milk I'll mail you some. I'll squeeze it out and send it to you in a little trinket.
"To jockstrap, you were right, here's some man milk".
I just took a caber. It's either that or ditch the npp
Hahaha for real? I just have an out of body experience mid fuck and wake up to a headless body underneath me
"Thanks Pete"
Heard you fake all ur orgasms too.
HypeisbadSo original and funny haha--
How is every eroid user copy and paste?
I faked all my orgasms too. Don't tell anyone.
Sounds like you been running that fake test for too long and turned into a woman. Send some pics of your little boy clit.
hahaha bro they are gonna torch u here
Easily 70% of the touchdowns u saw at the website was Ultima/Beligas
Fuck r u on about there isn’t one person defending Ultima and friends here
Dkoon211Mike sure is lol
HypeisbadYou live under a rock pal
U live under my cock pal
Lmfaoooooo this killed me lol best comment
Dkoon211Lol. A cock and a hard place. That shits Hella funny
HHHHHHHAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA OH GOD IM DYING
Dkoon211Most of these guys are trolling you. Don't take it to heart. Take it to the chin and know they are grateful
You trying to literally have sex with this guy? Like a little captain save a fag? Get outta here with that shit. Dummy.
Dkoon211Dude. I was at happy hollow with the kids when I read your message and I was totally bummed. Milfy.... Noooooooooooo...
Yes. @Petecastiglione is the real patrick
You're the guy that faked that jano???
He also faked a “nudes for pay” thread. I was suppose to get $10 for my bussy pics and then was ghosted immediately after he got what he wants
But did you follow directions? When someone asks to spread the cheeks they want to see the hole, you can’t expect to just show cheeks and think that’s enough.
Victory laps over lab drama is peak Reddit cardio. You didn’t discover fire, you screenshotted a lab result.
Imagine needing internet vindication this badly
Eroids daddy’s reign supreme here
Ranger3252Fuck off holy Reddit warrior. We handled it the way it was supposed to be handled. Delete your account and go back to the imaginary world of Reddit where the lies are wider than you’re moms vagina.
HypeisbadBuddy thinks his words mean absolutely anything, you act as if reddit is any different than eroids-- you’re delusional
The people one eroids and Reddit are vastly different my guy, I don’t know what you’re on about? This guy has to be rage baiting right now. From what I seen, the people on eroids are just your typical hard working gym bros, people on reddit are complete liberal soy cucks who complain about any and everything.
Cuz, you are days late on this. Its because you are a reddit poster is why you have no credentials. Its been discussed and worked out. Noone doubted testing we doubted you a grown adult on reddit. Day late dollar short. If you posted here or on a steroid site which someone would have eventually it would have been taken more seriously. Cuss someone else out.
HypeisbadCopy and paste eroid user, everyone is clones of each other here its weird.
Little homo if you ask me ngl.
Bro needs a GOT YOU moment for a reply to get his validation in a comment section.
We are the Borg(copy and pasters). You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile
WELL FUCK ME SIDEWAYS PUMPED!!!
I see a World Worthy Poet in the making here .....
Amen brother
I don't see all this shilling and doubt he's on about. Everyone in the original thread was interested in the result and wanted to get to the bottom of it through our own verification, doubts aside, me included.
The only criticism or 'doubt' was that it came from Reddit lol
HypeisbadGo to any thread before Ultima officially released a statement, alot of people who were simply not able to believe Ultima could possibly be bunk.
Just because you 'allegedly' were the person that posted up the Ultima Jano Test does not suddenly make you Jesus Christ Superstar pal - if you didn't post this then in time someone else would of.
Anyone with a little bit of AAS experience would find it highly unlikely that a Vial of well known UGL produced Gear would contain Zero Trace of a Steroid compound.
HypeisbadIt officially did happen, and Ultima made a mistake.
The fact that you have this mindset that something is SO unlikely that it’ll never happen makes anything evidence not credible.
That’s exactly my point, that is the mindset some went into this with, and only reason they don’t care now is cause they didn’t get burnt. They produced a product with zero anabolic content. Live with it.
Oh look a pick me girlie!
Dawg, congrats a few called BS because it’s Reddit. The average Reddit user is a cuck. You were right. Whoops congrats? I guess. Check the ego
HypeisbadBuddy got to get his validation in a comment section even when nothing I said was invalid.
Made objective remarks, and you reply with high estrogen comments. Pack it up bud
Says the dude buying Ultima as if it wasn’t dogshit all along
Trying to be a big brain girl. You probably look like Dylan mulvaney
Check your tone sir that is a Reddit poster you are responding to. Are you not fearful of his high karma or his vast collection of gold stars.
Hey man if you had presented it here and not on Reddit it would have been much better received. Most people will be skeptical if the only source of information is reddit. If you use the site you have to have seen some crazy nonsense on there possibly commenting something clever like "then everybody clapped". People are far less critical of testing posted here but even here you will find people who say Jano is a scam. I am less embarrassed of myself for being on here then Reddit for sure so glass house stones and such. Perhaps post some other testing here before you try to call people out for not instantly believing a Reddit post.
Lol I’m glad to not be the only one embarrassed about ever using reddit, such a shit whole echo chamber ass application
It's full of bots and lies and bots that lie for sure. Although it's a place where snowflakes from all over the spectrum flock to build echo chamber safe spaces they can spread their bullshit in I have found it to be the best place when I want to troubleshoot a bug in a video game or any of my tech gear and it's the second best spot for porn. But I almost entirely lack shame and this place where I am anonymous is the only place I will admit I even know what reddit is
Number 1 spot for amateur porn in my book. As you mentioned it also does have legit other uses. I have no shame scrolling through reddit.
I think you and I liking the porn there is another red flag