posted Mon, 03/18/2019 - 23:26
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USROIDS.COM
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We are USA domestic supplier only, due to a large volume of orders we are receiving, orders may take up to one week to receive
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$200
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Fuck off I wasn’t typing all that.
"you're insufferable"
I love you
Samies
Wonder if @Nixmaxhex41 is just @keytech... Would make sense.
"Lift bro" haha.
Wouldn't that be m. Night Shamalam 9f him
Great customer service. Fast shipping but the website said 50ct and the bottle says 100ct of var. Assuming I just take one AM and one PM FOR 7 weeks?
Labels look like crap compared to their old ones.
Curious what did the tablets look like?
Ranger3252Your shower or Iraqi toilet needs to be sanitized with bleach immediately, yuck!
You’re gonna get PIP on ur feet the 2nd you step into that shower!
Why are you buying products that you do not know how to dose or reason for taking?
They only sell 100 tab bottles. It says it right at the beginning of the page.
Randomfaggit As a newborn, instead of sucking on his mother's breast milk, he sucked on his father's penis.
Ranger3252Sent you an Amazon gift card for sick burns cause your game is juvenile and embarrassing.
I still suck on his penis to this very day.
You've got what it takes, bro, this is what you do best, keep it up!
Isn't that how you absorb another man's power? Like highlander, but with dicks...... thats what I was told.
Lmao this should be a South Park episode
It’s ancient lore
It was kinda funny the first time.... now you've just ruined it.
Lol. Plot-twist. Turns out all usroids customers have been buying gear from a mentally disabled retard.
Jesus man. Must've taken you 5 hours to come out with that absolute banger of an insult.
BACK TO THE DRAWING BOARD
@BFG
That's like trusting a Self reported survey :D.
Take a survey of woman and ask them how much they weigh ? Every damn one of them will lie .
Take a survey of men and ask them their dick size ? and guaranteed every one of them will lie .
These promos and the reviews there in are about as trustworthy as any self reported survey. The users are just happy they received the gear intact and want to keep the good graces of the source, so they do the review.
You can believe otherwise but you are lying to yourself. You created the system bro don't be all aghast when its used and abused.
Not entirely true. There's plenty of promo based reviews that include independent lab tests and blood work to at least lend some credibility to the reviewers claims.
not saying all reviews are legit because in fairness most of them suck, but some of us care.
What keytech is doing is 100% prompting people to write 100% bullshit reviews.
I always do blood work if it's available for whatever my promo items were. You still generally end up ahead cost wise paying for the testing but not the gear. Plus you get to help the community to know that a certain product is legit or not.
you're not wrong so yes I admit there are exceptions.
But that's just it bro Those legit reviews are the exception they are not the norm.
Ranger3252It’s no different than extortion man. You leave a 5 star review I’ll give you free gear. The key words are “5 star review” for personal gain. So key can move up the ranks. If you do not leave a 5 star review then you receive nothing. It’s fucking gross. Now the other src you’re referring to asks you to leave a review, not a five star review but a review. One star review or 5 star review you get your gear regardless. Keys gear could give you dick cancer, but if you want that free shit you better leave him a five star review. Completely different scenario.
No dude. One you are rewarded with free gear if you give a 5-star review. The others give you free gear to review. You don't HAVE to leave 5-stars. If YOU do because YOU feel like dick riding to stay in the good graces of a source then thats on YOU. Plenty of members not leaving perfect 5-star reviews that still get in promos.
This is a reply to both of you Sandman and Ranger who coincidentally are both in Promos and or owe reviews for that matter so is basically everyone on this page. And yet that does not stop you from standing on your Soap Box and talking to me with one side of your mouth while the other side is open to any free gear you can get your hands on . The Promos are All every single one of them started on the predication that you will leave a positive review or you will not be in another promo for that source. Go ahead leave a negative review and see if they let you in another promo. Its free gear and yet you don't realize nothing is free in this world. I've done a hand full of promos I think 2 , and both times the source immediately asked me to drop a review regardless if I had used the gear or not. I'm not defending KEY I could give a fuck what he does or doesn't do, but trying to act like he is the only one taking advantage of the system while all of you act holier than thou is hypocritical bull shit. The dude was number one because his gear is great and his GH is the cheapest around end of story.
Says the guy who admitted elsewhere he got bad GH from key... you get what you pay for. End of story.
Will that show up in a review?
Aaannnnddd what does me being in a promo have to do with anything? How does that negate anything I've said? Nice try hoping on a soap box to lecture me about being on a soap box. And the whole "predication" bs you've stated, if that's how YOU read into promos then ok.... but thats YOUR opinion. I've been hounded by one source to change my review for not giving them 5 stars. And I didn't. If I don't give steroidify 5 stars and they decide to never let me into another promo again, thats on them... and probably won't happen. But like I said, thats on them. So you just gonna triple down and continue being wrong?