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Looking to get buff

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Looking to get very buff and thick. Any suggestions are appreciated. Thank you.

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Mac12769's picture

Very bold.

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Izzy75's picture

Work your ass off with dildos and plugs. Consistency is key. The more and bigger the better.

CRACKLIND's picture

Hahahahahahahahaha

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NWApatches's picture

Forget buff and thick... you suck dick tho??

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Izzy75's picture

@keytech gear? Is this actually John? Like some sort of revenge porn from his lover?

Milfpounder's picture

Where the hell do you even get a thong muscle shirt one piece? Like a flaming Andre the giant outfit.

Janefonda's picture

It's called a thong leotard. Popular 80s aerobics gear to wear. Seach term on ebay or Amazon and you can find exactly what your looking for.

Milfpounder's picture

Hmmm. I don't know what to do with that info other than to say rock on man.

Izzy75's picture

Shit, now I feel like ordering one.

Milfpounder's picture

Ahahahaha we should all get matching ones

Janefonda's picture

I would recommend something like this. I would definitely order an extra large cause they seam to run really small on me. Id also advise purchasing some tights to wear under it cause it will crawl up your moneymaker If you wear it solo. I hope this helps.

https://www.amazon.com/Speerise-Womens-Piece-Leotard-Bodysuit/dp/B01N4MVBTC

Izzy75's picture

Crawled up the money maker is how it goes. Wouldn't do it any other way.

Drexyl's picture

I’m in.

Musclemem's picture

WTF! LMAO!

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Janefonda's picture

I've eaten and consumed bull balls for their nutritional value alot. People call them Rocky Mountain oysters. Is this horse semen a real thing? Where do you purchase yours? Thanks for your reply in trying to help me.

Izzy75's picture

You get the semen from the horses dick straight and deep into your ass. Any other way wont work correctly. But when you do it you need to take those socks off because otherwise it will look gay.

Janefonda's picture

What kind of gains have you experienced from this horse semen you speak of? Any side effects you experience while doing this?

Izzy75's picture

A gaping void that cannot be filled

Milfpounder's picture

Check out the Mr hands video. His side effects from fucking a horse was death hahahaha. He got BIG OUCHIES

Waltdisneysbum's picture

I like your humor, stick around please

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Izzy75's picture

I don't think is humor, but I agree he should definitely stay.

RMDL's picture

LMFAO!!!

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press1's picture

2, 3, 4, 5, 6 7 8 and Baaack 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 8

Musclemem's picture

Press looks like you made another profile hahahaha

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Waltdisneysbum's picture

Are you ready for pain? Are you ready for suffering? If the answer is yes, then you're ready for Captain Press' Workout

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Drexyl's picture

They should’ve made a Captain Freedom workout video on VHS, it’d be like gold now.

Waltdisneysbum's picture

I'm curious if he'll make a return in the upcoming new Running Man movie... I kinda hope not though, because you can't replace Ventura!

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Drexyl's picture

Nah man, Jesse The Body is an American treasure. He’s gotten a little goofy as he’s aged, but a lot of people forget the guy is the real deal. Frogman during the Vietnam war… but Will Sasso’s impressions are great

press1's picture

HAHAHAHAAA LMFAO!!!!

Nah mate - I gotta admit I have never been like that even when natty and can get my breath LMAO
When I watch these Youtube videos of guys benching to failure, then having two guys strip a plate either side then bench to failure again, then strip another plate I am like FUUUCK THAT!!! That looks horrible.

Nope, 4 or 5 reps till I cannot get another then rack and rest for an hour LMFAOOOO!!!

I'm 45 - I'm allowed to be a Lazy ass now. It's a Great excuse getting older, you can use it for literally anything. Bro why are you parked in a Disabled bay??? 'Hey I'm 45 - FUCK OFF!!!

Honey, will you clean and Bleach the toilets this weekend?? No honey I can't - I'm 45 now and my back is too stiff, I get back ache these days!!!

maximusuk's picture

Couldent have said it better lol

press1's picture

I've not won the Lottery AGAIN tonight - this is getting ridiculous, I'm asking for my money back mate. And putting in a complaint ....

HeyYoeIte's picture

For real or for flash? You dabbled in gear before but your on gear now (trt). Bedazzled outfit aside you have a physique to work with. You say you want to shed some pounds but you also say you want to get buff and thick. At 44 years old that's no problem to get the look you want. Once you figure if you want to keep the weight more or less but just get more muscular, or what I would do is a slow cut losing weight and getting more muscular. So bottom line do you want to bulk or cut or keep the weight more or less and work on what you have and more defined. By the way where's the calves? Anyway fun and shine aside get your diet correct and locked in so you can have some control over cutting or bulking. Also do that research on what Ped's you want to work with when you do your thing. Good luck

randomdude's picture

How did this dude get pictures of me?

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sandman3698's picture

Looks like your already there.

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SeeOhShow's picture

Now now fellas be nice this potentially could be KAPSIZE’s husband. Though I’d expect his man to be as ripped as him to be honest…

FartDracula's picture

I think you would make some serious gains if you recorded yourself jumping up and down clapping your asscheeks together.

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Izzy75's picture

I giggle a little every time I read your name

FartDracula's picture

I vant to suck your butt

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Izzy75's picture

Good timing. I'm out of T.P.

Waltdisneysbum's picture

Hell yea, this is the content I signed up for - Welcome!

Makes a healthy change from seeing @Drexyl s cock or asshole

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SimonM84's picture

Link for asshole? I’m jealous everyone knows every inch of him but me and would like to fomo on the topic of his ass if that’s understandable.

Drexyl's picture

lol, it’s the hunting for it that makes it fun. The hemorrhoid was angry that day my friend…

Drexyl's picture

Does it really though?

Izzy75's picture

But, but... I haven't seen your asshole, I thought I was your friend!

sandman3698's picture

I'm just here for the articles ;)

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Waltdisneysbum's picture

I just like a bit of variety, you can't be the only man in my life forever Blush

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Pandateston's picture

Way to go bro ! Lol

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Asa's picture

Think I found my new Halloween costume lmao

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