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Testosterone Gel Caused Baby to Grow 'Micropenis'

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A baby girl grew a 'micropenis' after laying on her father's chest as he was using Testosterone Gel...

I could use a few more inches, which one of you uses gels and wants a long hug?

eighty7's picture

This explains Rusty

Waltdisneysbum's picture

Lmao

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SimonM84's picture

Those gels are not to be taken lightly. A few of my buddies had Gyno from gel usage. It’s pretty potent but annoying to rub the shit everyday.

Milfpounder's picture

I dunno about you guys but the days I pin are my favorite days. Just something about it. I dunno why anyone would use gel or cream. Seems weird. Only weirdos that give their kids tiny penises use gel or cream.

20ramcummins's picture

I'm on the gel currently cause I'm trying to get the shot prescribed so you have to play along with the drs

Milfpounder's picture

What's ur docs reasoning for preferring the gel over the shot? The risk of transfer alone would be a non starter for me. I have daughters and a wife whom, to the best of my knowledge don't want beards and tiny penises. You could always play that card to ur doc. Say you are a total cassanova and you keep beating up guts with fresh test gel on ur junk and ur GF started out benching you and domestically assaulting you. See if that works. Haha

Pumped_'s picture

I bet if you dig deeper the father was force transitioning his daughter. Saving on surgery. He obviously knew enough not to put his shirt immediately on so it doesnt rub into the shirt but not enough to know to put his loved one on that same spot?! Sounds sketchy. Take the kid away for being that stupid either way

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Waltdisneysbum's picture

Wouldn't surprise me in this day n' age Lol

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Pumped_'s picture

Im surprised it was even enough with gel to transfer. Gel sucks

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Growtherino's picture

That father is not a smart man. Rule number 1 with topical test is be aware of what you touch. Just pin your shit cmon