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Pic of the ex I took years ago just found on my old camera what you think fellas
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Pic of the ex I took years ago just found on my old camera what you think fellas
That's a straight turn off. Guess some women are so use to their smell that they don't even notice....wow!
@JakeKO this shit just ruined my damn appetite seriously.
Bro, one night we did xtc together and she asked me why I never go down on her because she thought it would feel great on xtc. Well, feeling all honest and shit I told her that the smell was just unbearable, and advised he to start douching after every period, or it would never stop smelling like that. Ugh, she broke down crying and said that her mom never taught her this, and that her gynecologist told her that it’s not good for you. I said “the truth is that it’s not good for him. If you keep it clean, you wouldn’t need to see him as often.” Keep in mind, she was 34 years old blaming her mom for the stink box
It completely ruined the xtc experience. Although an hour later we were fuckin again, so it was a good recovery, LOL
That's a damn shame! You know I had to tell an ex girlfriend of mine that too. We were teenagers but she claimed her mom never really taught her anything. Man look, I was shocked and disgusted like a mofo. I just can't understand it at all! But in your case she was 34, which is even worse. I just can't understand it at all! But women do go through alot of different " scenery" down there but still, just glad I'm a man. I'm sorry but that's always my number one turnoff @JakeKO the shits funny but rediculous. I promise you I wouldn't of made it through that night with her even if I had a respirator mask on and was loaded with cialis and testosterone!
Bro, I have to admit, it really broke my heart seeing her break down like that, especially on xtc, when all your senses and emotions are heightened. That was actually the last time I hung out with her. She reached out a few times, but I kept making excuses, so she got the hint
Ahh damn I forgot you mentioned xtc...which makes it EVEN WORSE! wow
Hell eventually some guy was gonna tell her! Nasty!
Well, it’s been about 14 years and she’s still single, so I’m guessing she didn’t take my advice
Now, that I wouldn’t mess with
LMAO! This dude! O my goodness!
Nothing wrong with some grown adult hair...the hell with that junior high shit. Gotta have something. I don't want any slick floors!
Bro, my wife gets a full Brazilian wax once a month. I never want to see a hair on a pussy again. It was probably the most bitter sweet night of my life, because we fucked hard all night long. Although, the sober me the next morning couldn’t believe what I did. I banged her so hard in her ass and came in there, that when I pulled out, she ran into my bathroom and took the loudest shit ever, farting her brains out. I had to shove my face in the pillow so she wouldn’t hear me laughing. I took her to see the play Jersey Boys, and all I can say now is “ Oh, What a Night!”
Lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooo dude that nasty but Fucking funny! Id definitely be like wtffff did I do!!!! Those pussy farts make me laugh like an idiot too
Man...GTFOH!!! You can't make this stuff up! That's crazy! Sounds like a damn comedy movie to me lolol.
But yeah I can see why you don't like hair. Legendary event lol
Fucking crazy shit, Bro! I can swear on my life that not 1% of that story is embellished in any single way. It went down exactly like that. Now this shit is going to be stuck in my head for days, LOL
Legendary! Lolol.
Damn I'd hate to have that experience, especially if she wasn't clean. Now that right there would be my worst nightmare and not so much the hair.
I fucked a fat white chick once and I was so disgusted at myself that I started to question myself if I fucked someone that I had zero attraction to, I might make exceptions to start fucking men. I don’t care how horny or desperate, I have to be attracted to the woman. I have standards, bush or not.
Oh, I fucked more than my fare share of fat chicks, but they were always fun and so willing to please. I had this one fat but pretty blonde cook me awesome meals just so she could come over and know that I was going to fuck her. I use to call her the Chef of the Future, LOL
I had one buy me a car. A mini van. Then I divorced her and she kept it
LMAO
LMAO! One of my boys had a fat chick lease him a brand new mustang, although it got repo’d a few months later when his dead beat ass stop making payments SMH
Nah man I hate fat. I did fuck a fat black chick but she had something about her that attracted me. She had natural beauty, large but proportionate and I liked her personality. That other woman was just a fucking dog, nothing feminine about her and I didn’t even bust a nut. The other one was on multiple occasions. From them on, I hate to admit but I like petite women with a butt, like my wife.
Nice, lol
Well we know it's not @Drexyl behind the camera
Lmao!!! Fucker. It was cold that day.
You feeling better about things mate?
Yeah man, thanks. I’m good, daughter is good, wife is still upset. I think she liked that cat more than she likes me.
@Drexyl. What happened to the cat, Bro?
Started out with just a small lesion/abcess, took off fast. The antibiotics didn’t work and we wound up having to put it down. Guess I shouldn’t have pinned it with DCToms gear…
Ahh man I'm sorry to hear that.
Damn, Bro! So sorry to hear that. Was this your Maine Coon?
She will definitely prefer the cat if she knew you were putting up pictures of your cock on here at the weekend LMFAO
Pmsl
Lol
I'm not even fucking around I knew a dude he's about 140# maybe, white and about 5'8 and his dick hung about 2 inches from his knee. Longest dick I ever seen I couldn't believe that shit it was fucking crazy. This reminds me of him
That’s nothing! Mine almost touches my ankles…..when I sit crossed legged Indian style
“And I’ve seen a LOT of dicks”
LMAO
She doesn’t look as scared as she should be LMAO!! Is that why she’s the ex, lol you scared her away
LMFAO She's a fitty - was she a goer bud?
Fuck knows mate but you seen the size of the shlong on that cunt taking pic lol
“Schlong on that cunt” paints a different picture on the mind’s eye when you’re from the US.
I never noticed him before - I was looking at her bush and the patio doors LOL
My my... How much growth do you run to get results like this?
Hgh shot directly into the head. To bad that hgh makes the wrong head grow