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Pic of the ex I took years ago just found on my old camera what you think fellas
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Pic of the ex I took years ago just found on my old camera what you think fellas
lol! I’m old enough to remember hairy pussy!
Looks like somome kept injecting growth into there dick plus, painless pumps, I almost said something but I don't wanna get banned or it be hate speech I don't think it is just was gunna say I highly doubt homie has only Caucasian in them genetics..... Lol this is pretty funny. Also the Guinness book dude can't wear shorts tapes his shit to his leg soft, refuses to do porn has been offered alot of money still won't do it I remember watching an article about it like a few years back shit was sad but kinda funny also cause he can't walk normally down the street. Funny times we live in
lol don't have to worry about falling over forwards
Tripod lmao!!
Pounds is that u?
joeyt_85oh shit lmao...
joeyt_85beautiful...
What do we think lol
That you're a Guinness world book record holder, and she has really nice tits
A lot if dicks here on Eroids lately. It was like the tranny craze back in 2012/2013
The tranny craze stopped?
Took a sharp dip since Rusty was banned. I’m not going to lie, some of those trannies are hot ASF.
That rusty was always all over my ass and caused me to lose a lot of my karma . I don’t even care anymore about karma I just buy and call it a day.
Man....hold on. Dude on the left...cmon man!
lol
Looks like the plastic surgeon took some meat from ya neck and attached it to your penis lolol...you knew that was coming!
Somebody’s gotta tell these people that the 70s was like 50 years ago it’s time to shave that shit
Yeah I want that hair to reach her butthole. Keep that shit natural
Saying goes: If there’s no grass on the field, then go play in the mud.
HAHaha Too right!
Your a sick, depraved man
Where you been the last few days? Shit that's nothing new. We all are.
Haha I know it! Still sick from this Flu bug shit is tuff this year. Stay clear of that shit buddy
O damn really? My bad. Load up on vitamin c and zinc lozenges. Lol can't make no gains being sick. Wish u well bro
Lysine can help you avoid it
Lysine? Vitamin?
Amino acid, they’re still doing research, but it’s proving to be at least helpful as an antiviral. It’s an antagonist to another amino acid that promote their replication. Almost like a natural form of doxycycline. It can’t possibly hurt. May help prevent catching that HSV2 as well lol
That's true
I like a woman with some hair....we're adults, not kids. Now I don't want the shit looking like a 70's afro like some of you freaks want lol
Nah man I like that shit fucking SSMOOTHHHHH not a hair in sight. Super soft and smooth, man there’s nothing better. I don’t mind some hair tho, not long enough to curl but like just before it starts to curl as long as it soft and not all bristles like a grill brush lol
A freaky bitch would like to be grabbed by the bush while you ride her like a bull
I’m sure, there’s some weird mofos out there man.
Oh come on Jake, you must of liked a bit of bush when it was in vogue lol
Oh man, do I have a story to share. Maybe later. I’m still busy working right now
Post it up
@simonmagus84
That story is as legendary as your highschool coach-gear story!
One day I’ll tell you guys the story of my divorce vacation to Hedonism in Jamaica, and my first real three some with two hot Russian chicks. Now that was a crazy fucking week. I never imagined how much work is involved, I thought I was going to have a heart attack that night from all the sex and blow. I gotta get to bed, but I’ll go into detail about it someday, but tonight, I’ll spend the next hour trying to get to sleep with that beautiful face and hairy pussy keeping me awake, LOL
Cool I'm headed to the shower myself.
Man I always wanted a Russian woman...very sexy women. Later my man.
Ok, so in high school I had a crush on this hot chick for years, and in senior weekend down the shore, I finally hooked up with her, no intercourse, but got the best blow job ever. I had been dating a girl for a while at the time, and she had a boyfriend, so when we got home we went our separate ways. I ended up marrying my girlfriend a few years later but couldn’t help but wonder what could have been. 20 years later I got a divorce and was single again, so being the lead singer in a popular cover band, I was basically banging a different girl every night, with a couple of regulars. One night I was trolling Facebook and I came across the girl from Senior weekend, and she was single. I was psyched, so I reached out and got a date with her thinking “Wow! Maybe she was supposed to be the one”. So I take her to NYC to dinner and a broadway show to really impress her. The date went awesome. We went back to my place because she was a little drunk and didn’t want the night to end, but she definitely didn’t want to put out. She was still hot as ever and I was a little frustrated because I spent so much money on the date and could have had a different hot chick over for free. Now I’m stuck with this bitch and I’m not getting laid. I told her I was ready for bed and told her she could have my bedroom for the night. She told me she didn’t mind sleeping in the same bed, but we weren’t fuckin. I agreed and we made out a little. I kissed her good night and tried to go to sleep. All of sudden she jumps on top of me and gives me a look. I was finally going to bang my dream girl. I was fucking psyched. She gets undressed and jumps back in bed. Now keep in mind, it’s pick black in my room, so I could only see her hot silhouette. Well, I wanna make her cum right away so I decide to go right down on her. Well Fuck my Life!!!!! She had the biggest seventies bush I ever saw in my life. Bigger than anything I’d seen in an old porno. And now she’s expecting me to go down on her. I got my wits about me and ate the shit out of that disgusting thing. Thank god it didn’t stink, but traumatizing to say the least. I could tell she’d never experienced anything like that before, so that really turned me on so I think I fucked her about four times that night, and ended the ride balls deep in her ass. Drove her home the next morning and never called her again. Well, it don’t end there. This chick staked out my Condo every night and whenever a girl would walk up to my door, she would tell them that I used her and that I was a womanizer. Most of the chicks didn’t care, but a few hot ones did and never took my calls again. This shit lasted about a month. She finally moved on, thank god. I moved out of that town, but always wonder what she will say if she runs into my wife and I somewhere. I now live in fear of another encounter with the hottest bush woman ever. The End! LMAO! I feel like I just relived the whole thing. Fucking traumatizing stuff!
LMFAO!! Reminds me of a girl I saw for a few years in my 20's, Everything about her was perfect ...... almost. Sexy AF, great laugh, personality, kinky as hell - But damn her minge was the worst, had to be arseholed to put my face anywhere near it which luckily enough was most of the time anyway back then lol. I thought of everyway of trying to tell her to sort it out but she was the type of girl that would of got really upset about it. I guess its akin to winning a Lamborghini only to find out there's a 2 litre in it LOL
Lmao I guess im a little more ballsy. One time with an ex of mine that lasted 3 years we were maybe 3 weeks into our dating and we finally were going to do it. We had some beers got all hot and got naked. I was going down from her neck to her tits then down and down when I encounter the bush! In my head im like oh shit wtf. I get up and say ill brb. Go to the bathroom and get a razor. I go back into the room and was like hey babe can you shave real quick? Her reaction was just like sure. Lmaooooo. Dated her for 3 years she was awesome, but everything someday comes to an end and thats that.
LMAO!!!!
Bro, why didn’t you just buzz the shit after a second time? You ate the dead mouse once but you acted like she had a cock or something. You must not have been with girls from Spain or Europe, shit I would’ve taken honor in eating a hairy bush. You think for one second our predecessors would be fine with your actions ? Just part the shit like you took care of that buck. Man, our ancient ancestors of men are disappointed in you Jake
Lmao!!! Nah, Bro! I wouldn’t even know how to tell her. Maybe that’s why she originally didn’t want to fuck, but shame on her for coming out on a fancy ass date with that shit between her legs. Bro, the girl in the picture at the top of this page looks bald next to what this girl had going on.
@JakeKO @simonmagus84 ...jake said shame on her for coming out on a fancy date with that shit between her legs.
Man I laughed so hard I cramped up. I like hair on a woman but this seemed like it was way too much hair.
Jake fucks her ass but is too prude to go down on her. You believe this dude?
Wait, Bro, you must have misunderstood, because I ate that shit like an Ethiopian eating a Happy Meal, LOL
I know you did but you never did or would do it again.
I luckily have a wife who can stand it either, and my days of other chicks are long gone, so hopefully I’ll never be put in that situation again.
Hahah well said. My wife hates hair in between too so I’ll never have that situation again and hopefully I never am with another woman again, let alone a fat chick.
I think he said he went down on her.
He said she didn't have an odor hahahaha.
Go back and read his long comment up top. Lol shits funny
I got so many fucked up stories, Bro. I had this one girl I called “Blimpe’s Best”. Not sure if you ever heard of that sandwich franchise, but if you know, you know, Her shit would stink up the room when she got undressed, UGH! I actually had to tell her to go in my bathroom and use my daughter’s wet wipes