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+ 1 So who’s ready for UFC 290 this Saturday night?

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I know, I know, I could watch two Crack Heads having a fist fight in Newark, and I’ll pull over and take bets, but Saturday’s card looks good to me. I’m kinda torn, because I’m definitely a Volkanofski fan, but Yair Rodriquez is a real life Mexican gladiator, fully funded by the Mexican Goodfellas. This is a recipe for destruction. Either guy can win this one. My biggest dilemma right now is where to go watch this one. It’s summer, so I don’t want to be locked in the house. Meanwhile, my wife is like “If you want to watch this one out, you’re skipping your Tren shot on Saturday.” Ugh, always some kind of concession, SMH! Any negative word out of my mouth, and she’s blaming the Tren, meanwhile, we can walk out of the gym and she’s like “I was about to choke the “Housekeeping” bitch out! (We have nicknames for most of our regular 5am counterparts) She was sitting on that machine Facebooking for over seven minutes!” My response, “ maybe she was tired, Babe, ask her to work in, send her a friend request, LOL”. She’s like, “Fuck that bitch, get off my damn machine, let me bust out my three sets in four minutes, and then you can Facebook all you want!!!” Alrighty then!!! But I’m the crazy one running Tren, LOL! That’s when I ask her what kind of coffee she wants today, LOL. SMH!

press1's picture

Watchin a good series on Netflix atm bud called Angela Black - reckon your wife will like it.

JohnJuice's picture

Volkanovski is def. TOP here!
But does Tren actually does something to your mood ? Biggrin
I love to swear when i watch fights Biggrin but im not on tren, im just being a man

JakeKO's picture

Yeah, Tren can definitely make you crazy. Much better in lower dosages though. I don’t recommend it at all, Lol. If you’ve never used it, don’t.

JohnJuice's picture

I suppose it really depends on the person and his mood itself, I didn't have mood switches, But the side/gain ratio isn't worth it. Also prolactin level spiked so much for me while on Tren.

JakeKO's picture

I’m perfectly fine until someone says the wrong thing. I’m naturally that way, so add Tren, and I really have to bite my tounge. It’s not like I will ever disrespect or treat someone bad first. I’m cool to everyone, until they press me, then it’s on. Although, I’m much better on the lower daily dosage than I am on an eod larger dosage.

DeeMan's picture

Send her a friend request huh? Jake trying to pull a fast one on his ole lady lol.
Anyways should be a good card.

JakeKO's picture

LMAO! Nah, Bro, she’s got one of those flat, pan faces, LOL. Just trying to calm my chick down. Now, “Housekeeping’s” husband, on the other hand is a real piece of work. This Aerobicizing Maricon gets under my skin on the daily, but I like my gym, so I do my best to ignore. He bounces around the gym like Richard Simmons, doing all kinds of weird exercises, with a hardcore lifting belt on, SMH. his nickname is Jack La Lame. About two weeks ago, I had just finished watching Arnold’s documentary the night before, and decided to do eight sets each of five different arm workouts. Not one of my best decisions, but, I’m definitely a little retarded, and finished the workout, with next to no breaks in between sets. I was fucking exhausted, and it was a Monday. I made my way to the couches near the front desk, practically hyperventilating, and sat down to wait for Super Woman to finish her workout. So get this, Jake La Lame walks up to me and told me that he’s going to bring me a pre workout pill tomorrow that’s going to solve my hyperventilating issue. Trying to keep my cool, and knowing that I would probably lose a fight to a preschool child at the moment, I entertained his offer and told him that I’m not use to overtraining like this. Ok, here’s the fucking craziness. He said, “My friend, look at me, I’m not even tired and I work out ten times harder than you.” I wanted to fucking choke him out, right there, completely raging. Knowing that my wife would blame me and the Tren, I bit my tounge, and said “Bro, please bring me one of these pills!” The next day, he hands me a fucking B12 pre workout pill. I laughed in his face and told him “ no way, Bro, that stuffs too strong for me. It makes me shake too much.” And here is the all time fucking best response I ever expected to here. He sai” it’s ok, Papi, when you’re ready to look like me, take that pill, and I’ll let you train with me for free.”

I wish I had this kind of confidence. He is about 5” 5”, 145lbs at about 26% body fat. I would post a picture of him, but think that would be a little disrespectful. Although, it’s tempting. Now I have all kinds of thoughts about this guy’s comments every time I see him, which is six days per week. I know it’s only a matter of time before I have to ground and pound him. I really don’t want to, but Tren Satan be talking to me every day now about this guy. On certain days, he films himself training, like one of those YouTube influences. If I can find one of his videos, I’m fuckin posting it. Ok, Tren Rant over, for now.

DeeMan's picture

Man this was some funny shit seriously....B12! Really? Unbelievable. I mean insult on top of insult. You did well with that Tren cause man this dude would of been in deep trouble if certain guys I know on tren would of gotten ahold of him. Poor guy lol.

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Bro, on any other Tren run I would have snapped by now. Believe it or not, Rusty, of all people suggested I pin Tren daily at a low dose to prevent violent side effects. God damn if he wasn’t right. Two weeks in at 30mg per day and I feel fking awesome, and look better every day. On Monday, I dropped everything else besides 50 mg of Test Cyp. I can’t believe how good I feel and look. Shrunk a little, but that was all bloat anyway. Hats off to Rusty! Dude taught me some good shit.

JakeKO's picture

Bro, I tremble when I see him now. And my wife likes to play into it every day and tell me that if I would work on my cardio a little more, that one day I can look like him, LOL! Fucking ball buster! She knows how to rile me up, but doesn’t realize it could end bad. Although, then she’ll call me a lunatic. I always tell her that it’s jokes like that that got Spider killed, LOL.

DeeMan's picture

Lol