posted Thu, 01/19/2012 - 10:12
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Wait until your at least 25.
Study side effects and risks
Have blood work done, rule out any cancer that AAS can and will explode into full irreversible terminal disease.
Reading your blood work and finding you have good NAT or HIGH NAT Test.....don't cycle unless you plan to do more scare little old ladies and small children with freakish muscles.
Study PCT
Study compounds and cycles
Be familiar with roid rage
Plan how to tell you GF. wife and cops why you suddenly exploded in size
Have bail money ready for when you catch that bully from 2nd grade and knock his teeth out.
Buy more soap before you start your first cycle.....you will stink more than you do already.
Drink lots of water.
Signed: Your Dear Old Abby
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haha Nice post!
I don't know man. This all seems overdone. I did my first cycle in 1993. Back then we just jumped in with some orals-Dbol. At the time they said you should not take steroids until you're 18. This is way over thought IMO. Your first cycle is going to be your biggest "pop." After that they are moderate 5-8 punds solid gains post cycle/ per cycle after water goes bye-bye. Always drink lots of water even if you don't work out. It's not rocket science. As far as roid rage goes most my friends said I was better when I was on them then when I was off. Now a days test is being used to treat depression and mood disorders.
Roid rage is just a overused term like dopedick or something. It doesnt mean you go crazy on roids its just that the cemicals mess with your normal brain function and you get moody and could snap a bit easier. I new an asshole kid in highschool that was little and when he juiced and got bigger, not taller! he became or thought he became an unstopable reckoning machine that fought everyone in the bar. My point is the dickhead became a dickhead with muscles, not roid rage.
Right, I feel it. Kind of like little man syndrome. The person gets some size to them and quick noticable strength, along with energy and think they are king kong and do and say whatever no consequences
Ive read and believe it's a myth. If you are an ass before steroids you probably won't be nice to be around while "on"
Lol how bad is the rage?
Take a beta blocker or xanax before your first injection... And be patient, I just wasted some of my deca. But it was the first shot, so lesson learned. Anyone ever have trouble aspirating? I had trouble pulling the plunger back.
i appreiate the words of wisdom,,, I do have a question, the question of shutting down of testostrerone and the shrinkage of testes is a large concern of seasoned players, im wondering if one uses very moderate dosages like one compound say test enethate 250mg a week should there be a need to use hcg during cycle and would test shrinkage happen with moderate to small dosages. for a term of about 9-12 week cycle.
Good stuff
anadrol has been linked to liver cancer. was it use or abuse, i don;t know.
tread-mAll oral medications including ibuprofin will cause liver cancer if used outside protocols and sometimes even in protocol if susceptible. These things under normal circumstances are relatively safe under conservative use. The one you mention may be less safe than many given the other issues in sides outside liver issues under liberal use. Some will get liver cancer with normal use of anything much less abuse. Having said so, there are some products in our world that are much safer than others under normal use so it is important to weigh the risk with any as it pertains to safety IMO.
About the cancer - a doc told me that putting test in your body is like throwing miracle grow in a flower bed. Everything grows including the weeds. The cancer would be the weeds.
I heard that only Hgh makes cancers and rumors blow up
AnonThat is not true....
Have bail money ready for when you catch that bully from 2nd grade and knock his teeth out.
yea i cant wait for that one
JtizzleNow if the new kids will just use the search bar and find this post old man won't blow an o-ring everytime a noob posts..
AnonI almost went on meth diet to shrink down and fit inside the computer wires and go attack them for that shit!
I wish this site had been around 11 yrs ago...i was 17 and went to the biggest guy in the gym for advice...his advice was some shit called T-400 from Mexico and d bol...hopefully im not all fucked up when i get older cause i started way to young...
AnonDo your PCT !! If your pecker is working you are okay. I know a kid from some years back 23 years old ON cycles since 15 and couldn't get it up without viagra.......True Story!!!
Simple, effective, truthful. Right on the money.
AnonI knew I the OLD part right this time.....lol
Accomplished all of that except "buy more soap" and it didn't take long to realize that was a necessity, and the cancer thing, I've never heard that that's interesting..Good post bro thanks
AnonReading HGH can accelerate forms of skin cancer. I know a guy that had brain cancer and the juice amplified his progression. Now he's on TRT forever due to the tumor removed from his brain. He himself told me this about checking for cancers before starting to cycle.
That's horrible..not too late tho I'll be doing that asap
basically everything in a nutshell lol
AnonAlways looking for more :-)
AnonDear Abby sounds HOMO
Dear Old Abby sounds..........edimicaded.
Anon...wit pacific axe=perence