ON cycle sex drive
I am one sexy Mfer, just ask my dog. So what if I bride her with peanut butter.
This is actually a serious subject. I am pulling out everything I can to keep my dick in my pants and not cheat.
I have a good woman.
My word as a man is all I got.
I'll be sorry.
Only a POS cheats.
Above is my playlist. As you can see these are facts.
Now for the BS that cuts off my rational thinking.
I am superman.
I'll have 5 woman fighting over paying for next cycle.
All this is going to waste.
How can I NOT just break some off just so she can tell all her GF's that buffed guys do have big super hard long lasting sex.
I know I am one sick fuck but some of you like that about me.
What am I going to tell myself to talk myself out of hitting the hottie that always bounces her OMFG parts a little more when I walk by?
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LOL ...Ab....WTF were you thinking?
This ranks right up there with writing a bank robbery note on the back of your pay check.
PandoraHmmmm..... eye opener post even if it is 4 weeks old! Infidelity is as old as prostitution. I've been browsing all the forums since I joined and my brain is on overload learning. This is one post I have experience in.
The reply's range from go ahead and be a POS cheat up to the class act of "justaguy". My unsolicited two cents for the guys who are married or in a serious long term relationship; Guys, you better damn well know what kind of woman you're with.
Typically there are 3 types of women/outcomes with infidelity;
Stupid Chicks-Weak meak and mild who will cry and pity party with their g/f's that their b/f cheated on them and go right back for more door mat treatment.
Average Chicks- Get really pissed and go banshee crazy physically/verbally, but for some pathetic reason still stay with your sorry ass.
Smart Chicks- Take no bullshit who will have that U-Haul truck backed up in the driveway getting packed up and out of your life 48 hours after she finds out your POS cheating ass fucked up. That's when you fully comprehend the magnitude of your "superman strength" .
Don't underestimate the power of a Woman's Intuition. Some chicks simply don't have any .... (refer back to Stupid Chicks) and others don't need proof ...(refer to Smart Chicks). There are men out there that are thankful for the POS cheaters that get caught because they are looking for the Smart Chicks.
So go ahead and hit the hottie bouncing her OMFG parts. It's a crap shoot. You might just get the "gift of life", or the privilege of having your name on the STD registry (http://stdcarriers.com/registry/search.aspx). If that's what you're looking for..... “You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya punk?” - Dirty Harry
Wow that is all i can say. right on point. lol dirty harry think i got number 3 she took everything
JtizzlePandora , Nice to meet you... lol
PandoraHi Jtizzle, nice to meet you too. Can you tell I speak my mind LOL
TxBigBoyYou forgot the 4th type of woman who once she finds out you've cheated goes out and sleeps with all of your friends so the next time yall get in an arguement she throws it in your face.
Anona tit for tat grrrl.. that would make the man like type 1 then... either way why would anyone stay for that shit.
I know we haven't been involved that long, but I think I may possibly be falling in love with you....right this very moment. I hope that's not moving too quick.
+2 for one of the more intelligent posts I've seen.....this year.
PandoraFunny shit Goth! Thanks for the laugh and the +2. Hold tight..the year has just begun ;)
Yes this one was good. Like I said I think number 3 is the right one. She even took the toilet paper holder before she left.
PandoraThanks Master. Just be careful because Stupid and Average turn into Smart after their term limits.
All you got are your balls and your word everything else dont matter. And sounds like you have your next 5 cycles in the bag
its so true sometimes i feel girls can dectect the extra testerone in a man when im on my chick cant keep hands off n i get hit on by other girls non stop maybe when we jucied up they sense the animal in us idk and abnormal as far as the cheating goes its not cheating if u pay for it its a busniess transaction lol. its cheating when emotions r involved
Man all I can add is my wife loves the fuck outta me when I am cycling. She could whip out some honey do list and I counter by whipping out my man meat. Needless to say she forgets all about the honey do list. Always smiling when I am cycling. Girls got perma grin. But I must admit the thought of some strange well its just that a thought but a damn good one. I am sure she has hers...Must say shes a bit freaky herself with nothing added in...
Now i am f'ing pissed!!!! all these brothers talking about the endless hard ons caused by "good" gear. my wood just took a dive. i switched gear 2 weeks ago and i am just not the same superman i was 2 weeks ago. i switched back and will give it two weeks, if all goes back to superman status i am gonna post my real opinion about the gear i got and where it came from but dont get me wrong, it still works, not just many random boner days like before. gee i want a random hard on even if im not gonna use it?
I'm glad my girlfriend is as freaky as I am when I'm on my cycle ;) she's always ready.. And I'm always more than ready! Plus I keep a few hoes on the side.. Shh! Don't tell her lol
Personally, I get all the sex I want, from as many girls as I want....I just have to return it to the video store by 7:00 P.M.---otherwise there's a late charge.
My wife and I have an agreement... She can have sex with anyone she wants---as long as 3 simple rules are observed:
1) I have the option of filming it (and I will)
2) I have the option of posting that video on the internet for cash (and I will)
3) If the GIRL she's with is hot enough, I have the option of joining in (and I most certainly will)
I saw a report on the news where they were saying that more and more guys are just watching porn instead of spending the time, money, effort, and emotional investment on women. Porn is easier and quicker, and you don't even have kiss anyone, open a door, or agree with stupid-ass statements like..."OH I'm a huge fan of Oprah".
Look, women have been using sex as an extortion tactic and weapon for thousands of years. I decided to get revenge by falling in love with Xhamster.com.
Now I have a torn rotator cuff in my right shoulder, but at least I'M the one in control.
HAHAHA thats great goth....my girl and I have pretty straight foward rules, we can cheat on each other with celebrity's only and if we have an3some has to be with a girl we won't see again
good shit goth
tread-mIts like heavy lifting brother, wrap those joints and elbows and try to put less emphasis on the shoulder. Learn to do your switch offs properly and dont be afraid to double hand it in the 4th 1uarter, no shame! Change that oil every 3000 miles too so you have the proper lubrication and you might think of switching to sinthetic. There is leass heat in the piston and cylinder which takes some of the stress off the ole cam. If you can incorporate the hips you just converted to pop ups and the difference in power is amazing. Rememeber, you're working with a single cylinder here, get the most power out of it by making sure there is a proper stroke ratio and make sure you double fire at the top and you'll be g2g.....gonna start calling you stroker Ace in no time! Grind one out for the home team brother.....
After reading your comment, I don't know whether to pound my wife or get a tune up on my car.lol.
tread-mPound her in the back seat while they tune it up...pep boys brother! Lol
What drug do you use to think of this shit..lol
Please share.
TxBigBoyThis is probably one of the best things I've read in awhile lol
A lot of the guys I work with are roided up motherfuckers, and I never figured out why so many of them cheated on their wives and GF's...until I started using gear. Women are not allowed to work in the same building as us, primarily to avoid any sexual harassment issues I am sure. Luckily, I can go a week without even seeing a female, besides my own GF. I have pushed my luck a few times on the weekend nights though so I can't really help you out.
Key things to remember if she's a good woman, keep her they are hard to find. She is glad your on your cycle, at least mine is & she puts up with all my other BS. Your own words, a POS cheats...if you want to bang another woman, man up tell the one your with it's time for a change. Just cause you can bang it, doesn't mean you should. Risk vs. reward, play the deal out in your head...can you really put up with getting to know some new female all over again? Cause if mine found out I'd be looking for a new one
Just my .02, but I love my wife & she has the same appetites as me. So she loves me on cycle!
JtizzleThink about me and you on the moped.. That may help or hurt, not sure
tread-mJust had a little something chunky try to come back up..I got it though its all good.
It is usually all I can do to block out the thoughts so I can function during the day.
I just added Caber to the mix and OMFG. Now it's getting real difficult.
is it so bad of me to tell my boyfriend he needs caber without a doubt for his tren cycle????? I hear some magical stories boys :)fill me in
JtizzleSusie , if he needs it he needs it.. no shame
get urs lil mamma!
well is it "ladylike" to admit some of the same thoughts you are all having? ;
I mean Hypotheticaly speeking not me personally (wink wink)
AnonI hope you aren't going to even try to be "ladylike" with all this testosterone flowing...
lol guess i can let my hair down and be me then!!
tread-mOh.....yes you can!
Jtizzlevery ladylike , we are all friends here (very horny friends) lol
Ouch caber i know what thats like bro.
Eric090585anyone ever notice that any topic with "sex" in it gets blown up with us perves posting as fast as we can type? lol i mean, this will stay on top till the next sick topic...man i fucking love this place and all my fellow whack jobs
To much testosterone not enough estrogen.
AnonOnly three of us is quite disappointing. Allot of lying ass MFers out there man! At least we are real about our shit!
TxBigBoyI'll be honest this last cycle was intense. I turned to buying sex toys online with my wife to keep me interested cause once my test levels got high I was always thinking about some fucked up shit. Needless to say with all the freaky shit we bought I probably spent more on that than gear lol.
We keep it real bro.
Eric090585ya, i don't hide my pervertedness lol hell, i'm proud to be me damn it
Eric090585i want that problem..bitches buying me my gear!
AnonThat was a once in a lifetime thing and not funny at the time.
Eric090585send those chicks to me..they can fight over buying me my stuff...then i'll decide whether or it sucks lol
AnonThey are both about 50 years old. Not sure you want to fuck with it.....lol
Eric090585PASS! well, i guess i could sell myself in return for gear lmao
AnonThey were 25 and hott as fuck back then!
That's about 40 yrs to old for him lol