posted Fri, 02/20/2026 - 06:03
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+ 3 As anyone got this batch of Ultima e 250
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After looking into reddit post about this i have some with the same batch code on the jano so wanted to see if anyone is using it and is it gtg.
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I hit the floor, trip to the ER for an ultrasound, which was done by a pretty hot technician lmfao! Swelling lasted a couple of weeks, uncomfortable isn’t a strong enough word to use
I loved it when I was on cycle and the nurses would come in to take care of me and asked how much I worked out
The network I’m in, which pretty much has a monopoly here, is a major pain in the ass to deal with, but they hire the hottest fucking nurses lol
Ahh lol, I think they've broadened their treatments since then they offered me the injections but I'd have to go in to my local Dr and have it done by a nurse there, wont let me self inject it... I spoke to the nurse and she said it's because the test oil they have is like fucking syrup, it's super thick so they jab you with a giant harpoon in the ass cheek to even get it in... So that put me off a bit as well as not doing it myself lol.
The blood tests he does for me is testosterone and estrogen tests, he showed me the screen of the ones he can request and there actually is an option for a free test uncapped, but I've not been able to convince him to do one for me yet LOL
I usually just get the standard testosterone test and estrogen tests from my doctor when needed, gives me a good idea if something is bunk or wrong as the levels are clearly visible when they're high on the "NHS scale", also great to just be able to open the NHS app and see the results.
Just unfortunate the NHS standard tests are capped so you can't see exactly what your level is numerically, but if it's off the charts outside the normal range of the standard test level then I know something is working
So when you ask him to do a Testosterone test - what reason do you give them? Surely you can't just say 'I wanna see if this new Gear is good Bro!!!?? LMFAO Yeah mate - I look forward to the next morning when you open up the website and the hospital have uploaded all of your results LMAO If you get it done at the Docs then thats where it ultimately goes off to to be tested. Thats why when they give you Blood test forms if you get it pulled in the Phlebotomy clinic in Hospital it goes up way sooner than at your Doctors as the nurse at the hospital just takes it over in batches to the Lab to be tested through out the day - the Docs do one shipment at the end of the day.
I would say mate they also don't want to be liable for an injection going wrong if they give you the Amps of Test to inject yourself. Has to be injection by a qualified nurse.
Honestly I just say to check my hormone levels and functions etc, kind of a 'preventative' vibe with them as they'd rather I just get tested and keep things safe than continue untested and potentially miss something that would turn into a bigger problem they'd have to deal with later on lol.
Seems cheeky I know but those £55+ medichecks tests add up quickly!
A lab testing is indicated. We do not consider those rapid tests valid.
This is no rapid test, this is a lab test of my blood through one of the most prestigious health organizations in the world. Lol.
Ah, sorry. I've misunderstood.
Wasn't "exactly" 30 strong. Just @Petecastiglione 30 times in a row. Fucking dhb man...
Happens
If you had to pick a colour party ring out the bag to describe the colour of your asshole after that pounding, which one would it be?
I hope the US has Fox's party rings otherwise that will only land with the UK folk
Blue waffle
Thanks for your comment are you experiencing any of the positive effects of test looking forward to seing your blood results. mine was also from said source.
I feel as expected, I'm currently taking 375mg/week and I'm not having any symptoms of low test, I'd definitely feel something by now as the batch from Ultima I was on previously I tested the vial myself and came back good, feeling about the same between the two.
Thank you this the kinda info i was after when making the post some real life experience with it to put my mind at ease
So funny everyone freaking over a "reddit" post but wont read shit on an actual steroids review site. Blows my mind. Maybe Epstein hiding in Israel is making the Ultima bottles. Smarten up people! We can do better!
Im not really freaking out just the jano test had a legit batch number which through me of but i think most likely thing is they swapped out the oil to claim back store credit which they said they recieved if you scroll to bottom of the reddit post. I just posted on here hoping someone was already running it save me wasting time guinea pigging myself if it turned out bunk ile pin it soon and let everyone know
JuSt keep reddit on reddit. Lets not start bringing Reddit, tiktok and instagram into this source. We are independent and share OUR experiences not unverified sites that are propaganda sites. Thats all im saying. Dont create a profile to pollute this site with stuff my 7 year old reads. You got us wrong here and its ok. Live and learn. Join us here or go back.
I didnt really bring anything onto here im asking for help about a product i brought from a source on here prompted by seing the reddit thing.
I don't think Pumped got his usual Saturday morning Blowjob today.
I have to go salt the damn snow at the nursing home on mt Saturday morning so im in a bad mood. Sorry dannydurk
LMAO I'm just messin with ya mate - it's finally got warm in the UK today!!! 13 C here today forcast
I work monday-friday 7-3 and last 2 months its snowed on the weekend on my supposed days off
In Germany it's literally the Law that you must clear the pathway in front of your house free of snow, otherwise you are prosecuted/fined!!
Nah everyone should freak out especially if you got the same batch number cos its definitely bunk. Ultima just said they recieved bad raws coming from china that date and fact is they didn’t bother testing the powders before brewing it so im fucking pissed i got the same batch number too. Gonna contact the vendor and see if ill get a refund but i doubt it
Tell me how that works out. That is a good new scam we could get in on. "Please refund my order because The National Enquirer says...."
Show us the source, I dont go by hear say. I am not saying it's not possible but I highly doubt it because there would be more than one person complaining about this and especially on this site.
Coincidence that the 2 accounts doing the talking and complaining on here are both 'New' accounts?
Yeah I question that as well. I have ran this brands test most of the time and my bloodwork doesn’t lie.
Ive always looked on eroids for source info and reviews just never made account before yesterday. I just wanted help to put my mind at ease.
Im not complaining just wanna know either way ile still order again from said source
Mine was manufactured last june so yer you would think someone would of complained by now on here about the batch
Where did they say about bad raws ?
I'll never forget my experience with Ultima. Test + Deca + Bold = 56 hematocrit and blood pressure 170/120. I gained weight. And then I had to drain my first blood because my head was spinning. That was the first time I tried Bold. Crazy appetite and high blood pressure are not for me. Ultima works 100%.
Decca deff make my blood thick. Pulled the plug a week in last run for me.
Bloody Hell Mate that BP is INSANE!!!! It's the 120 Diastolic reading that's the more shocking of the two!!!
I then stopped taking Deca and Bold and also had my blood drawn four times, 500 mg each, over the course of a month. My blood pressure returned to normal. I went to the doctor and he prescribed me blood pressure medication. But I solved the problem myself.
I have the same batch number as well, after seeing that janoshik test im very skeptical.. i recieved mine last week and started using it few days ago i hope its not bunk
I would bet money that the Janoshik test was done by someone who either wants to go against them or bought fake labeled gear from someone.
Not one time have I bought Ultima off of sources on this site and it be bunk. I have bloodwork proving that their testosterone is legit. You can look on my profile under pics and those blood tests are with Ultima Test.
I wouldnt believe it at all if it didnt have the same batch code as mine and mine was bought from a top source on here
How many years worth of Gear experience do you have?
After a year or 2 you can tell if Test E is good within the first 10 minutes of injection - it begins building immediately within the bloodstream.
Yep. Test e feels so damn good imo.
The last gear i pinned was sis labs about 6-7 years ago lmao its a been long while
Im just coming back to it after about 6-7 years cant really remember only thing that i remember usually happens to me after a first pin on a cycle is rapid heart beat during the night
I personally find the increase in HR starts after about 24hrs around the time it is peaking - Good Test E upon injection you get a great testosterone feeling I find, just feel really good and mental clarity gets better. When I have pinned stuff that feels shit - it always turns out to be shit in general where as the quality gear always gives that initial brilliant feeling. I have Ultima Test E400 and that gives the awesome feeling when just pinning 0.6ml of it so around 240mg.
Also, Don't upvote your own comments mate!! Lmao
I didnt think i did ?
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Well the only way to know then is to either try it and get blood work or send some of your own in for testing.