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maddogg's picture

High standards for delivery drivers. Thou shalt not poo on company time. Sounds like my boss.

JohnConner1776's picture

I’m not into politics but this guy is fucking hilarious

https://youtu.be/JRM7zQk8xJg

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bundlz's picture

LMAO hahaha that's really a shitty situation Sharon Smith, 53, was horrified by the sight
Bundlz whas horrified by the sight of Sharon Smith teeths hahaha

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GrowMore's picture

Ugh man this is relevant right now. I was doing some work at a mansion last week and was talking to the owner about some of the wildlife around the property and she stuttered out that her and her husband had installed wildlife cameras all over the back woodland area. The very same area I had been using as my toilet all of yesterday as my van was full up with gear and there wasn’t a toilet on site. She seemed more embarrassed than me but I’m currently living in constant fear that there will be photo or perhaps even worse a video circulating around the internet of me curling one off in the woods, full PPE struggling to wipe my arse amongst the woodland brush.

Sharon is a fucking cunt by the sounds of it, what a jobs worth:

Sharon said the man ignored her when she asked what he was doing.
"He just remained pooing whilst asking me what my problem was - the cheek of it," she said.
"He messed with the wrong woman - I'm a blue belt in taekwondo, and the anger and rage he saw was enough to put the fear of God in him.

Props to the delivery driver who wasn’t going to let a middle class leather faced bitch put him off from having a poo.

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maddogg's picture

Cameras everywhere now, can’t get away with nothing. It’s a darn good thing cameras were few and far between when I was growing up.

bundlz's picture

Definitely 1 big cunt I would throw my curly after her and run away and scream free fertilizers delivered thru Amazon hahaha

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press1's picture

Now there is a Great business idea - Design a portable toilet about the size of a cool box that you could keep in the back of a van if you have no access to a toilet Lol

It could be called 'The Portable shitbox' .....

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press1's picture

NOOOOoooooo!!! It's already been done ......

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GrowMore's picture

Modern day problems with modern day solutions!

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333's picture

Ya shes a total cunt I would have offered the guy toilet paper they are working around the clock from so many deliveries cause of covid. I bet a hundred bucks she wasn't acting all tough either if im taking a shit and someone fucks with me i get pissed twice as fast it take her blue belt and wipe my ass with it when i finished I bet her packages are going to start getting lost after that

GrowMore's picture

Very good point mate, as an NHS worker (health care professional) she should really know better and have some fucking empathy rather than publicly shame this poor bloke who’s working in the middle of a pandemic

I’m going to find this workers godfundme and donate, if he hasn’t I’ll start one up.

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333's picture

If you start one up ill donate and share this guy should get a ton of money like that starbucks employee

jrod91384's picture

Talk about a shitty situation to be in. I sure hope he didn't wipe with his hand.

press1's picture

'So why did you lose your last job then Sir?'

Well I took a turd in someone's garden Lmao .....

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jrod91384's picture

That would be the worst way to ever lose a job. I feel for him. That man with a karate background was being erational.

GrowMore's picture

Hhaha, I’m afraid he will get fired over this, Shannon is a cunt

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jrod91384's picture

Agreed. Shannman is a cunt