posted Sat, 02/28/2026 - 20:13
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“Reddit guy that faked a Ultima janoshik test”
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I am the guy on reddit that originally posted the Janoshik test from Ultima. I find it absolutely hilarious that everyone who absolutely acted like bunk testosterone from Ultima was impossible, and that just because theirs is the past was legit means it’s always going to be.
Funny how things work out, stop doubting testing and keep your mind open. It’s embarrassing to be insanely wrong.
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Am I missing something here? So this dude got his stuff Jano tested and then posted it on Reddit that it was bunk and everybody is mad at him? I hope the Ultima Deca 500 is legit
Folks been saying for years the shits trash. Kudos bro
Go get some friends and a hobby dude you got way to much time on your hands..
HypeisbadSo me taking fake gear for over a month, and crashing my testosterone and estrogen should be swept under the rug and have zero voice on the topic to warn others? Seems illogical and weird but you got it man!
You could’ve approached this differently than making an account on a site and basically talking shit off the bat for no reason
HypeisbadGenuinely have no sympathy or regret for my approach, my decisions should not dictate how other grown ass men decide to react to it.
No amount of evidence, or logic can steer a moron to objective reality. They live in the Eroidverse, and nothing can pull them out.
Full on highschool for grown men, I find it embarrassing and corny and I will not mask that and hide behind my thoughts like a pussy.
I open anyone to attack me, bothers me none. Just further proves my point of the degeneracy on here.
Shit gets crazy, scary, spooky, hilarious
I’ll cash app you $50 if you post a selfie holding up a newspaper with your username written on it
You should cash app me $1 for gooch pics
YOU SOUND LIKE A COCK SALESMAN WITH A MOUTH FULL OF SAMPLES.
Did you really respond to me below with ngl? Do you say fr, bet, low key, sus, also? You are the real reddit guy!
HypeisbadDude is stuck in the 1980s, grandpa get off of social media. I know this is the only place you can get validation or praise but I guarantee you life is better when you put the phone down. Go have a cold one, and play some puzzles old man.
Bruv fr does sound a little sus lowkey. Ngl I was a little sus of him at first but once I saw his post of him coming out saying he’s legit, on god. I said bet, he don’t play no cap
You are fluent in reddit, i see
That's how the hood dudes talk in London.
Unless he's from U.K. he just watched to many uk hood movies or listened to too much uk drill.
You wanna drill come to the Bronx we'll see if your really ready for that.
Dkoon211I dont know what the fuck he just said lmfaorofl
I think of you went to any other place besides Reddit you would have got more support. If you went to eroids or any of the other several steroid forums I use and not mention Reddit then people would have believed you. It’s that Reddit has so many lies and misinformation that nobody trusts them. Me personally I didn’t doubt you because you went to pay for the testing. There would be no reason for you to lie. Plus shipping for testing cost me 70$ and the blind testing was 125$ so that shit is expensive. That’s why I didn’t neg or doubt you or the man that posted it to eroids.
HypeisbadI mean now that it’s confirmed by Ultima, I have nothing to prove. I just found it funny at all the people that would get triggered from this. Only people that are pressed are diehard ultima users, and the low IQ herd mentality.
One person says something here, and everyone else follows for better engagement and karma. Simply embarrassing this is legit a grown mans highschool.
This isn’t even true. The only thing karma could help with is entering certain promos, but that’s review karma not comment karma.
HypeisbadI know little about these type of websites/forums.
This isn’t my life, but my point stands. Validation is the main objective for most in here, and it’s embarrassing.
Dude, why would anyone be receptive to this post when you’re acting like an ass. You don’t just join a site, claim you’re someone (without any evidence), and start bashing the members.
1. There are multiple posts about this issue and it’s being taken seriously.
2. We have no idea who you are and your douche user name inferring we all just follow hype doesn’t help.
If you made a serious post about this and weren’t acting like a dick people would listen, maybe not everyone, but that’s the internet.
HypeisbadI genuinely do not care how people react to the post my guy, this post is targeted for the idiots of the internet.
This post got the exact engagement i thought it would, from the exact type of low IQ individuals that would respond to it because they are offended.
I lay out the facts of the situation with unbiased opinion, and people who cannot accept that are hurt.
Bothers me none, I have zero interest in posting more on here or reddit, I had fake gear so I thought to spread the information to help others. Some people don’t want help though, so they can continue to inject rat piss into their glutes.
Okay, I guess. Still don’t get why you wouldn’t want to be taken seriously, especially about something like this.
I mean creating a post expecting/wanting a bad reaction to it. Seems like your more of a troll then out to help.
Disappointing
HypeisbadAll things considered, I did take it serious. That’s why it’s a pressing issue to begin with, point being that nothing I say or anyone else says is going to change the mind of the less fortunate in terms of intelligence in this forum.
Serious enough to get testing, post about it, inform others on my journey with blood results, janoshik results, and timelines on that as well.
Now that it is confirmed, and Ultima has issued a statement I no longer need to prove anything to anyone.
I have less than 6 total posts on reddit in 5 years, I have no reason to troll or spread false information.
This is a bittersweet post to give an L to anyone who meatrides Ultima, or doubted it to begin with. Have zero issue with it being offensive, or non-informative, it hit exactly the right audience. These guys on here are as predictable as it gets, and personalities are exactly the same. I know what I signed up for when I made this forum lol its just funny it plays out exactly how I expected it would.
Dkoon211Haha all those morons downvote your post. You killed it bro. Thanks for the test. You are a hero.
HypeisbadThey all got the same exact personality, starting to think there’s a homo cult im unaware of.
Spreading information on fake gear is illegal on here, so the soy boys get pressed. Appreciate it tho
This is a homo cult dumbass. We take gear and help each other get over our tranny porn addiction.
Speak for yourself, I'm keeping my tranny porn
Go sukk his dik on reddit pal.
Dkoon211Man, I thought we where cool. No one is safe from the military pounder. Why yiu so upset by this guy. He is helping the community.
You fucking seriously think this dipshit is "trying to help the community"?
This retard showed up just to start shit for one, second this tard probably isn't even the guy that actually posted those janos. It could be itszoot for fucks sake.
And on top of that you're chasing him around clapping for him.
HypeisbadYou got one sad miserable life online dude, honestly no way it’s gotten that bad. Taking steroids due to the fact you’re subhuman with low IQ is crazy. Coming in here raging like a gahdamn baby and blaming it on “gear”. No dude, you’re just a loser. Take as much gear as you want, you’ll still be a pathetic loser.
Taking this forum serious like it means something, you’re the target audience cause you’re easy to get reactions out of cause you have zero self control or discipline to watch your shitty mouth. All facts right here, not pressed just laying it out. Figure your shit out and stop using forums as a therapy session to other grown ass men.
Dkoon211I don't know itszoot but the real reason I backed him up, is because I have previously been on sites that just immediately tare me up when I voice my experience, when what I am saying is true. But honestly yeah, you are right.if he had approached it differently instead of throwing insults it may have ended differently
It’s totally itszoot.
Dkoon211Who is that?
@Milfpounder he doesn’t know the infamous legend of itszoot
It’s pretty complex idk how to explain it to him
It's always zoot. Fucking zoot is everywhere.
Greg killing him only made him stronger
He's the real demigorgan. Lives in another dimension now where K4L is the overlord and he just pontificates to everyone and reappears in this dimension just to make me rage.
Hahahahha Fuck I’m out of thumbs!!!
I'll give you one instead
Best comment I’ve seen in a while. Accurate af too
Dkoon211I agree that he came to start shit. And your right. I can't prove it was his test. I applauded who did it. Im not trying to fight you guys. I've grown yo like most of you. I'll get out of your way so you can roast him bro. You have my apologies. That said. You're on fucking fire, I dont think I've seen u so pissed before.
Well to be fair I'm on a lot of gear right now and I'm easily sent to the moon. I'm calm at the moment. But it's a rare thing anymore. Npp gets my mind all weird. But the size is so worth it. So I apologize to you (only you fuck that @TheOGof93 fag) for coming off so wild. I said some things I probably shouldn't have. And I'll take back the negs. We can still fuck each other's butts.
Dkoon211Im in.
When I eventually go back on my strength arc to hit the 500 bench i should’ve before I had a shoulder tweak (was at 480) I’m gonna try npp for sure
Dkoon211Just hit it with a gram of glow and hit the PR!
This was actually a few years ago when I was competing in powerlifting briefly. Did good, won a comp in my weight class, had a shoulder tweak n was done with it. My shoulder is fine now, I don’t really know if it was even from benching, I was doing 4 plate weighted dips full ROM, was up to 5 reps. I think doing that shit has a lot to do with it. I also didn’t listen to my powerlifting coach and benched heavy twice a week. Dumb shit
Dkoon211The dips always get me. Arm wrestling probably doesn't help, but i love it.. so yeah. We do dumb shit lol.
I have bad shoulder issue too in the right side. There's no way I'm getting anywhere near 500 for realsies. Just have to use the one rep max calc to see what I "could maybe" do. i usually just bench the shit out of 275 and add bands or chains for the top end where my shoulder isn't very involved, but I digress.
Npp is some good shit if your mind is up to it. I keep telling myself I need to get off of it before I end up in jail but I just keep pinning it anyways. I run it with a matching dose of mast e to blunt the water gain. Was using (beligas) mast p but the PIP was BAD.
275 is plenty of weight for hypertrophy, I only really do chest press machines tbh mostly all incline. And Mast shouldn’t have bad pip, that’s aids. But you’re smart enough to know that imo masteron is a MUST on deca/npp/tren. The good part of being on npp too is when you’re done it will fly out of your system n you’ll be back to normal pretty fast, unlike deca or tren e. I’d never touch a long estered 19nor.