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How do I prove my mericanism ED?

UgtaBkdNme's picture

Wow this place os hoppin'

ErieToPitt's picture

Nothing but 'Mericans here in Yinzville.

waltr's picture

Happy 4th of July Mericans.

Engineereddisaster's picture

Happy Independence Day back atcha! Great pic!

waltr's picture

it's actually a print that you can buy and hang on your lovely wall for the low low price of $11,000

that's one sexy horse though right?

Anonymous's picture

Looking like more aussie quality posts up in this thread-shit what happens when i get bored and leave?
what are you guys gonna slap each others on the back about?
Lets face it you guys are truly alive when you are hating on the minority in mass's xxoo
-no mayo
Dansta

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Engineereddisaster's picture

Take notice. Poor pillow biter Dansta has to hang out in the 'Merican group because the Aussie lounge is so damn lame. That's right kids, further proof that everything is better in 'Merica.

gsleepy's picture

LOL..... We got to get rid of these illegal aliens in this group! Any Suggestions?

waltr's picture

we might as well just give him a license and try and get some tax money out of him

Anonymous's picture

Fuk your $15 per hour..i want full pay and entitlements in everywhich way!

gsleepy's picture

I do need my lawn mowed..

Anonymous's picture

I would so fuck your lawn up:)

Anonymous's picture

just trollin this thread

waltr's picture

MERICA!

Anonymous's picture

the whole forum is for you americans you dumb ass..you spoilt cocksukas get everything handed to you on a silver platter via sources while us minority group cop it the butt..we have presently 1 source that gets gear in at 90% we have the worlds strictest customs..we are monitered in what we say and do in every aspect-yes aus members do get there doors kicked in for few measly bottles..for example a member stated only recently $45000 fine was handed out recently for 15 vials caught-just to set an example..fuk your thread it makes no sence and would appreciate the heading be modified without any aussie in it!
cheer cunt!

Engineereddisaster's picture

Wow. They must not teach you fellas how to read in Australia. This group is for 'Mericans only so take your g'day mate penis recieving ass back to the Auzzie lounge.
We get on a silver platter is what we EARNED . When the Brits were taxing our ass without representation we stood our ground, kicked some ass and be came independent, your ancestors on the other hand ran from the Brits as they imprisoned your asses on the Aussie island. When they came for your guns you cowered like whipped dogs (or dingos in your crazy ass language) we on the other hand will never give up our guns until they pry them from our cold dead hands. The lesson to Learn here kanga-boy is this: you fight, you stand your ground, you get the silver platter and you get the title 'Merican, you cowar like little girls and you don't get shit. So crocodile Dundee, take your fake ass alligator skinned boots and stick them up your ass and go back to your own board this place is for Mericans.
Thanks for your time,
All my love, no homo
Ed

gsleepy's picture

Dude chill! We love our Aussie Brothers! It was satire!
Actually based on your "Fuck the man attitude"! I am going to suggest that you be allowed into the group as an Honorary Merican!

Anonymous's picture

Chill bro chill shut up..i was only saying to the miss's the other day.."fuck we should go america for holiday cunt" she said "oi cunt dats fukn not a bad idea" you know,who fukn doesnt like going to The circus?
Big fans of side show freaks this way,so chill bruv love you cunts..look forward to shootin some shit up over your way,you know good times and shit!

Engineereddisaster's picture

Request denyed g. Unless he totally denounces Australia and bows down before the star spangled Banner. Just like Australias olympic Swim team did for our boys.

Anonymous's picture

Bow down-little homo'

gsleepy's picture

LOL... Funny I do not remember running into your forum and complaining about how my country sucks! This country is GREAT because we make it great, your country is what you made it!.

Anonymous's picture

Where does it state that i think your country is big pile of shit run by a bunch of redneck war mongers that the rest of the world would prefer didnt exist..WHERE:D stick your satire up your ass!
Asked ed nicely to remove the ozzie part in the heading with no responce,guys just good for stirring up shit..eat my ass-no homo..hey didnt you guys popularise homosexuality?anyways im out:P

Engineereddisaster's picture

You asked me to remove it, (quite disrespectfully might I add) I respectfully denied your request. I made this a group for Mericans only and you ignored my request, you come in like a little girl crying, we treat you like a little girl. Man up son. This was all in fun and you came in slinging shit. So you get shit slung back atcha.
If you want to play here, put your big girl panties on or leave.

Anonymous's picture

Oh Ed! I masturbate to the very thought of you! USA rules! Australia sucks balls! I have a small penis that I tuck between my legs when I piss just to retain my status as your bitch! I bow down to you as I chant:USA! USA ! USA!

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Anonymous's picture

NEVER..sent you a invite to the aussie lounge as you clearly want to be australian-which cunt doesnt?
cheers cunt-
your a homo-
dansta

Engineereddisaster's picture

Yes you are correct, all cunts are either Austrailian, or want to be. Because the place is all cunt. Me, no. I'd rather mop the floors at a peep show than be Australian. You fellas suck too many cocks over there.

Anonymous's picture

Why is it that hulk hogan song plays when i read you utter dribble..i am a real american,fight for whats rite for for the cock?

Engineereddisaster's picture

Thanks bro. You are forgiven for being a pussy.

All my love, no homo
Ed

gsleepy's picture

Go away! your kind ain't welcome round these parts!

biggerthanyou's picture

Chill bro chill this is the joking club around here
Remember this 3=====>~~
Yes I have a pointy penis head...judge me

Anonymous's picture

If i dont smack you big headed small penis fuks across the head with a stick who the fuck will? WHO?

waltr's picture

i find it hard to believe that the rest of the world would rather we didn't exist...

we are the most emulated country there is...EVERYBODY wants to be an american deep down ;P

waltr's picture

you have one the worlds highest standards of living and minimum wage is like $15 fucking dollars an hour...

cry me a river

Anonymous's picture

we are also over taxed in every posible way..and waltr you try finding someone to work for $15 an hour over here..in all due respect you dont know shit!

Engineereddisaster's picture

To prove ones citizenship all one has to do is proclaim that all other nations besides Merica are a bunch of pussies. And when we refer to Merica we refer to USA. Not Canada or Mexico.

Gargoyle's picture

Answer this question: what is the greatest region in 'Merica?

gsleepy's picture

no no no wait the part between Canada and Mexico?

Engineereddisaster's picture

Excellent answer. Smile

gsleepy's picture

Ummmmmmm Oh I know that one I know that one ummmmmmmmm The part between the pacific ocean and the atlantic ocean?

Gargoyle's picture

Fail. Answer is the South. You are obviously European. Haha

gsleepy's picture

LOL... Damnit I had you figured for Cali! LOL

waltr's picture

The North won the war for a reason.

We are simply better in all ways that are calculable.

biggerthanyou's picture

HA! IF YOU LIBERAL PUSSIES CAME AT US NOW WE WOULD SEND YOUR ASSES PACKING TO FRANCE WITH UR TAILS BETWEEN UR LEGS AND UR BALLS CHOPPED OFF!
DEEP SOUTH!!!
'MERICA

waltr's picture

you think all those immigrants are gonna fight for you guys?

lol

you wouldn't stand a chance

biggerthanyou's picture

Only if we pay them minimum wage haha

waltr's picture

they'd be in the middle of the war going on break, all we'd have to do is hold you guys off while they go through their 45 minute spurt of work and then demolish you when they calm down.

biggerthanyou's picture

Hmmm maybe if we offered them free lawnmowers??

gsleepy's picture

I believe you mean illegal immigrants?

waltr's picture

i do, they make up 75% of the south these days...