posted Fri, 07/12/2019 - 17:05
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+ 2 Will I pass a piss test
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This is a short but informative list of what I have used/been on and have been piss tested for a normal generic job and have passed every time
Clomid
Tamoxifen
Aromasin
Finasteride
D-bol
Clen
Proviron
These are the only orals I have taken at separate times and have been piss tested on each and everyone and have always passed leave a comment on what you have taken and passed a test with so we have a log for people worried about getting popped (at work) not a show or military type job
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They are looking for recreational drugs like cocaine, heroin, meth, marijuana.
Unless you have a VERY elite position like a professional athlete rarely would
someone be tested for AAS/PED use.
Thanks
StevebOnly some police departments test for steroids and that's pretty much it.
Not where I live. The gym I go to has several cops that lift there and they use gear. Some big boys. Ronnie Colman was a cop.
StevebSome not all do test for steroids. LA County Sheriffs just started testing for steroids about a year or two ago. I know lots of police take steroids and most police departments will not test for them.
Ever watch live pd lol that one police department must not at all the one with the huge fucking black cop
He is big..I think they give him some dumbbells to lift, while on set, to pump up his biceps..
Alphamale500Yeah, that guy's fuckn huge bro! But you see how he acts and talks, he seems like a really cool cop and person in general. See, they're not all jerkoffs, lol!
jayiskloved watching some idiot try to run from that monster. dude has like 4 ft long arms how do you think you will get away. plus he looks like he may have played football. tackled the shit out of this idiot.
StevebYeah cops love steroids and having multiple divorces.
Alphamale500If there's anyone who you can argue that needs steroids for work, imo it's cops! They never know who they may have to go up against and they can definitely benefit from some extra mass and strength. Not to mention aggression! Like if you got some tall 160lb twig going up against some 250lb guy who's high on meth or coke, that's a very big disadvantage.
That's why we give the twig a Glock.
Alphamale500You're right hat's true! But even still, if they ever have to go hand to hand with someone, they should be able to hold their own.
StevebThey had to make it easy to get in so women can be cops. That's one reason why a lot of departments don't make you jump a wall during the training because too many women had trouble with it. And some now give you a lot more time to jump the wall to make it easier. The quality of police has gone down.
jayiskthat is why i think cops and fireman should be able to legally take steroids if they choose. I would rather a cop that is in shape and goes to the gym then one that spends his time off in a bar. Cops dont need to look like ronnie coleman or derek poundstone. those are genetic freaks and a cop still needs to be able to run and have mobility.
the majority of LE thats goes to my gym are not big. they are in shape. in uniform they may look bigger cause of the bullet proof vest and all that gear they have to wear.
A lot of younger generation LE has never had a fight in their life. unless they have trained in boxing or MMA.
that is why they have pepper spray, tasers , and slide batons. but that isnt going to help them against someone a lot bigger then them all high on drugs. better hope they in an area that back up is around.
While we’re at it, throw in some juice for Military too! Can’t think of a reason why we wouldn’t want bigger, faster, stronger and more aggressive service members. Too many fat and out of shape firefighters and cops these days. If I’m unconscious in my house, I definitely want the juiced up firefighters carrying me out
Alphamale500I think our military should definitely be able to use AAS, maybe even mandatory for certain units. I even think they should be given special designer drugs, or performance enhancing drugs under certain circumstances. It's been done in the past.
A pill form of methamphetamine called Pervitin, was given to millions of troops of the German Armed Forces called The Wehrmacht before the invasion of France. The German soldiers used Pervitin to stay awake for days at a time and march for miles without resting. Allied soldiers also used PED's during WWII. Amphetamines, called Benzedrine was used to fight combat fatigue.
I don't think they should just be able to use it as they please, and end up with a drug scene like in Vietnam. But rather it (whatever substance used) should be properly dispensed only when it's really needed and not abused! I've never used methamphetamine, but I've heard and read many stories about it making people feel like Superman. And I'm sure the government can create a designer drug with amazing benefits for our troops, with limited sides. Who knows, they might use something already.
The way you phrased that, it sounds like you want the calendar too...
jayiskadd EMT. When they show up with the ambulance around here they are little and skinny or fat. either way if you are big they just call the fire dept. to get you down the stairs and into the ambulance. what a joke.
Right lol
No problem. They won't be testing for these compounds on an employment test. They usually only test for intoxicating and recreational drugs.
jayiski just list my cycle history on my resume in between my work history. this way when i show up for an interview that dont have to whisper to each other that i must be on steroids....lol
Alphamale500Lol, makes it easier right!!
Alphamale500This is a good post bro, and I totally understand how worrisome taking a piss test can be when you're using AAS and related compounds. But regarding ordinary employment drug testing, IMO there's no need to worry about AAS showing up or being tested for. The only thing I'd really be concerned about is if you're using some type of amphetamine or amphetamine derivative or analogue.
While of course some AAS can be tested for with a urine analysis or (UA), employers are looking for street drugs like cocaine, opiates, marijuana, amphetamines, barbiturates, etc. So IMO, you really shouldn't worry about which AAS will or will not show up on a UA, but rather what you're taking the UA for and what types of substances they're likely looking for.
But if you'd like to add some more AAS and related compounds to your list, I recently took a UA while on test enanthate, primo, stanozolol, turinabol, arimidex and hcg. But keep in mind that if your UA is for regular employment, then IMO you really don't have anything to worry about. Except amphetamines and amphetamine derivatives or analogues like I mentioned above.
+ Good topic
Right on I just wrote this up for people new to a compound cause I’ve seen lots of posts all over the web of people asking if this or that will cause a false negative on a drug test I’ve seen people say finasteride will come up as meth lol
Alphamale500Yeah, it's a good topic because I know a lot of AAS users are probably worried when taking a piss test for employment, especially guys and gals new to AAS. You've seen people say finasteride comes up as meth? Lol, how are they even related?? Well, there's always all kinds of rumors and tales about controlled substances and whatnot.
Lol, but I remember when I was young and people would say that ecstasy was really a mix of heroin, coke, speed etc.. While many times there's other shit added to it, it's real makeup is supposed to be MDMA as we all know. And nowadays, who knows what the fuck MDMA users are getting with all these research chems and shit. But that's a whole other subject.
Great write up. I have always been worried about clen on a piss test. So i have never used it.
Im going to get me some clen. Thanks man
Guys should also be worried about taking there pre workouts also ive heard alot will fail now adays with whats in them
Indeed, Like the old c4 that had amphetamines in it. You’re much more likely to fail for a hit on amphetamines from your pre than you are the gear you’re running.
I totally agree with the other guys. Don't have to be worried on a piss test for a job. Normally tested for drugs, not for gear.
Bro I just took a drug test (hair follicle) for my new job. They will not test for anabolics. My job is at a very large company that is all over the states. I passed and I was on test and HGH. Your all good. Got the job BTW. Me and my woman are excited. Good luck and happy for you.
Congratulations bro that’s bad ass
Congrats bill. Starting a new venture(job). Is exciting and sometimes alittle intimidating goodluck
Yeah I’m going from the golden boy that knows everything at my job back to the new guy that doesn’t know shit guy. I’ll make it though.
You're future employer isn't going to shell the money out for that type of screening.
I’ve never heard of anyone getting tested for anabolics, private sector, Public sector or military. They would have to do a specific steroid screen. You’re good bro.
Pcushion+1 you are correct
Yes, you will pass
Normal urine tests are for the main
Amphetamines
Cannabis
Cocaine
Opioids
Barbiturates
Benzos
PCP
Methadone
Ludes
Stuff like that. You’re good man!
Rustyhooker^^^^^boom.
To my knowledge regular jobs don’t test for anabolics or sex hormones and ancillaries. Just the major recreational drugs. I’ve been told the testing for anabolics is much more expensive, or just not relevant.