posted Mon, 01/21/2013 - 18:54
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Ass Sweats
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Ok on cycle does anyone else's ass SWEAT like a horse? Is it just me? I always run a little hotter but for some reason my ass is just sweating like a mother... LOL At this point I am considering MANPONS! LMFAO
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Talcum powder! Cant go out without it!
running test only I sweat like a whore in church.. but only when im in my bed trying to go to sleep. ill wake up in a puddle of sweat even with the thermometer set on 65 F
Dont forget to wipe the slug trails at the gym
Damn nasty visual rite there.
Agreed! Damn!
The booty sweat has anabolic properties while on cycle best use is to save it for later for optimal gains haha jk
Aka "Swamp Ass" It's that time of year.
Good ole case of the Swass. Medical term = Swamp Ass
Theres these things called "TUCKS" medicated ass pads check out their site www.tucksbrand.com.. and now new "TUCKS" 'Take-alongs' too! They even have suppositories for even more silky smooth pleasure!
Bro i get fucking Butt-ne cause it won't stop sweating. i feel yea..
Wow... I thought I was the only one. My ass sweats so bad its almost unbearable. AND ON TOP OF THAT I HAVE AN ANAL FISSURE. So like come on. I have to go to the bathroom a few times an hour just to wipe my ass and see if I'm bleeding or sweating. And if I don't shave my ass...Then there is a possibility my anal fissure will bleed and my hair will soak in the blood. Ands its so nasty, The smell of Ass, Sweat and Blood? But when I shave I have another possibility of cutting my anal fissure open even more (Has happened). I have had a few infections because of that. AND ON TOP OF THAT I have bad stomach problems and feels like I have to shit all the time. AND IT HURTS TO WIPE MY ASS. I usually get my girlfriend to wax/pluck my ass hairs in the crack to help which actually does a lot. When summer time comes around.... I have to put some toilet paper in between my ass cheeks to soak in some Sweat and Blood. The worst part is I even have to put lube on my anus or into my rectum in order to help me squeeze some of the feces out because it hurts to much. And all I can get is some dumb Butt Paste that my doctor says to put on my asshole even though Lube works a lot better. Febreze, Lube, and a paper that soaks in a lot of water or a small rag is the way to go.
OH you said on Cycle... I'm not going there. ..
Anonlmfao...even tho it aint funny... i like fishin but that dont sound like fun...jk.... a bit too much info,,, hell i wouldnt tell nobody i got ass bleedin sweats and let my girl pluck bloody dingle berrys off my ass lol
i gotta give a +1 on this
That brings a whole nother meaning to the saying "blood, sweat, and tears"
HOLY SHIT BRO Gotta show you some love here!.. heres +3 i hope it helps with the pain my man
Strange way to earn karma talkin bout a bleeding A-hole but hey its 2013 guys lmfao!
ahhhh..... I blame myself for reading through the whole post...
Ummmmmmmm.................... Ya, well ok then! Thanks for sharing Citrinite......... Ummmmm ok who's next anybody? anybody?
+1 for your courageous admonition.
Anybody? Really Anybody?
Anoni sweat like a ho in confession everyday
Hahahahah ... i just fucking pissed myself reading this thread... pure fucking magic lmao!
You guys are proper head fucked ... bahahahaha
You could be growing a vagina. I have a cousin who had ass sweats really bad and one day he woke up and poof! Big old Vagina.
AnonAw sweet bro , did you tell him to go fuck himself ?
I got gyno from dbol one time. My tits looked great. I'd rub on them and pinch them. Damn those were the days.
Oh really? Poof? Big Ol Vagina? LOL
That's right brother. Poof! and hes got this big nasty hatchet wound.
Anonwow you too... we might be related!!
Holy shit! John is that you?
AnonSHHHHH... no names on here man!!
AnonMy ass doesn't sweat as more, but I def get more BO on cycle... I go through twice as much deodorant
Go get all the hair waxed off your ass.That will cool you down a little bit.lol
Lol I was thinking the same thing this morning. Thought maybe my protein bars caused some anal leakage. Just butt sweat though.
So really I am not too far off with the manpons? Perhaps we can work a trade gear for "premium Indian hair manpons?"
Its probably just the nature of the anabolic beast.
Sounds like a great business idea, i might just have to steal it....
I'll be the manpon dealer at the gym.
Sounds fucking itchy is what it sounds like lol
That's why we only use Premium Native american indian hair! Smooth as corn silk.... But highly absorbent! LOL
Just a word of advice my wife has given me: Dont churn up a nice batch of ass sweat then go sit on your girls leather sofa. She will kick you in the dick when you get up and she sees what you left behind.
Mine does, but it also does so when off cycle. I don't even want to know how this would look/smell now that i am on DNP. lol
YIKES! LOL hit you with some cytomel and see what happens...LOL
I just thought about ordering some, do you think it would make the sweating worse? Oh well i don't really care, and the others will have to deal with it. lol