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How to Get your PORN name.

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Ok, I don't know how this works so well but it DOES and it's pretty damn funny. The way you get your name that you would use in porn is you take the name of the FIRST PET YOU EVER OWNED and that will be you porn FIRST name... Then you take the first street you ever lived on (or can remember living on) and that is you porn LAST name. Try it and list below. I'm going to list 3.

My porn name is CODY COURT

My lady's porn name is CINNAMON ROSEWOOD

My workout partners is ZEUS ALPINE

And the lady below is ms Riley Reed as Harley Quinn.

IndianaBRICKIE's picture

Lucy St. Louis… if I had Tits and hole to plunge I’d be in there

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Oh…you’re still in there, bud…all up in there. Lol (No homo)

JohnConner1776's picture

First Fox

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You had a pet named “first”? …you might be doing it wrong… did you mean “fox first”?

JohnConner1776's picture

Where I’m from we always did street first. So I guess it would be fox first this way.

My name is Girth Brooks

Molinin302's picture

Girth Brooks is great, surprised no performers have used that name yet...

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Either one appears to work lol

Janus's picture

Jax Creek

Molinin302's picture

Sam Largo, Lucky Largo. Bill Largo... dog, cat, bird, pick one...

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Got to go with...

Lucky Largo