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How far would you go...?

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I want honest answers. And I'll answer honestly as well. I'm going to list some questions. Answer in the comments section. The situation is THIS. you are given the chance to gain an instant overall 20ibs of solid lean muscle. Your body will have the ability to build muscle naturally at A 25% greater rate. Drop an instant 10ibs of fat. Your body will begin to store fat at a 25% LESS amount than normal. You receive an overall strength increase of 25%. Your libido is significantly increased. You now have the ability to ejaculate when you want meaning you can literally effortlessly have sex as long as you want to. Your testicles never atrophy. They always hang low. Your penis increases by 2 inches. And your body produces increased pheromones that causes the opposite sex to be significantly more attracted to you. And the real kicker here is all this is PERMANENT. But in order to achieve this you will have to choose just one of the following. Would you and if so which would you choose?

1) You lose 5 years off your life.
2) You have to kill A random person.
3) You have to be tied to A pole. Both legs spread completely apart and bound with your hands behind your back...THEN allow A professional football kicker to kick you full power between the legs.
4) allow someone to spray pepper spray into your asshole.
5) put someone's penis in your mouth. You don't have to suck it. Just 5 timed seconds. But you gotta really put your mouth around it.
6) slice off any ONE finger. You can use ANY instrument to do so. NO ANESTHESIA. No numbing..not before or after the fact.
7) ONE person in your family DIES. You can't choose who. You don't know who. It's completely random. Maybe your own mom. Maybe a distant cousin. A name just gets drawn out of A hat...
8) Eat A plate of your own shit.
9) Pretend for 6 months that you are Gay and you also You have to come out to your family and friends and COMPLETELY play it off for 180 days... on day 181 you wake up and can tell everyone it was A joke...You don't have to engage in gay sexual acts and of course you are not allowed to have sex with A woman.
10) you allow another man to give you a blowjob until you reach climax.
11) allow an entire NBA basketball team to tie forehead up and run A train on him.

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This is off subject fellas...but I'm at the gym and I'm in A serious bind...my life might even be in danger...I'm at the squat rack. And "mma guy" is here. I know he trains in mma because he came to a weight training gym instead of an MMA gym to stand in front of the mirror and shadow box with 10ibs dumbbells. That and he has one of those old extreme couture MMA shirts on ...now...if I move incorrectly...he might take it as a threat and then there's no more Tron...I KIND of want to ask him if he'll train me in the ancient art of bullshito but I'm not ready for that ... Wtf do I do? I'm scared... Ask for his autograph? Patronize him? He looks really out of shape but I bet it's a trick so that people will underestimate him...idk...only 45 year old "MMA guy" knows ....

Molinin302's picture

Seduce him into tbe shower area, but have a 35lb plate stashed in there. When you two get in there, crown him with it. Timing is key here, you'll only have one shot. If you miss? Well, ever had stitches in your anus?

Tbone69's picture

96% if you would take a D in the mouth for $10,000.

Don’t even fucking lie.
Hell I bet 3/4 of you fucks would do it for $1,000

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Look, man. A cock is nothing but A slab of warm meat(no homo) it just happens to be attached to A males body (no homo). The part I don't THINK I could get past is if you had to slob on it. $1000? Nah ..put it in my mouth for 5 seconds(no homo) Probably. For $10,000? Yep. Anything above like $50 grand that's when I am going to start considering the ole slob down(no homo) ...I just don't know if I could actually go through with it...Call me what you want but what you can't call me is A liar.

Molinin302's picture

But what if it's a big veiney one, thick, droopy balls? Going to suck the sack? Lol, do the peppergrinder?

Tbone69's picture

Lmfao uuugghhhh why so graphic!?

Molinin302's picture

I'm like Bob Ross painting pictures in people's minds...

Halsey's picture

https://youtu.be/wRRsXxE1KVY

I feel like this might be Tron!

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One of my favorite prank callers of all time went by "Myles Bennett Dyson" (he was one of the characters in Terminator 2. This guy was like A professional soundboard prank caller and he could string A bunch of Arnold's words together at perfect timing so that it was almost like A live interaction. HILARIOUS...
https://youtu.be/TxX_HzSVh00

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I can't help but to notice I'm the only one so far that is ok with killing A random person for... GAINZZZ!!!

Everyone is ok with putting A dick in their mouth though... Homos...

Halsey's picture

I am not ok with the dick.

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You're avi pic looks like a dick

Halsey's picture

Yes it does! Your mouth watering??

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IDK...

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Halsey ...for all the above attributes AND 5 million fucking dollars....You wouldn't put even JUST the tip in your mouth? Would you kiss the end of the cock? Or maybe just put your tongue on A ball???

Halsey's picture

Probably not. I really dont care about $$$.

Im not homophobic, just ok were im at, lol

-Exspiravit-'s picture

It doesn't have to be A big black radiator hose ..how about A tiny Asian shitake mushroom?

Halsey's picture

Like a big clit???? Had a girlfriend 23 years ago with one of those!

Molinin302's picture

The dick in the mouth sounds like the easiest... no homo.

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Ok let's put A twist on that....how about sucking A dick? You get all the above mentioned attributes AND 5 million dollars....I .... really....hate ..HATE to say this....but for all THAT? AND the money??? ....my answer...is YES...I'd try...I would be gagging and shit...man....idk ...once I got in the position and on my knees...then Big Keshawn Johnson pulls out that 8 and A half inch radiator hose ... Idk man.... FUCK ...Does it make me gay because I said yes??? I don't know if I could go through with it...if I could take A Xanax and drink some alcohol I MIGHT be able to follow through

Molinin302's picture

So basically never have to work again, be rich, body of an Adonis? Pretty tempting, but its still sucking a dick. That will haunt.

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I just don't think I could go through with it, man. I don't feel like talking about this subject any longer...I feel "uncomfortable" ...And it takes A Hell of A lot to make me feel that way. ....yuck...you guys are homos

Molinin302's picture

What about trannys?

press1's picture

No Way is that a Tranny??!!!

If it is then Fuck it - I'm Gay as well as Tron LMFAO

Halsey's picture

Speak for yourself!

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I would put A dick in my mouth (no homo) for 5 seconds over getting pepper sprayed in the asshole ANY DAY.... Pepper spray in the asshole would probably make you go into convulsions...in and out of consciousness from the pain.

Halsey's picture

I'll do the pepper spray up the asshole, probably for a free lunch.

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Do you have any idea how painful that would be? You would probably pass from the pain out and eventually go to the emergency room....can you imagine? Lol..."What seems to be the problem, sir???" - "I LET SOMEONE SPRAY PEPPER SPRAY IN MY ASSHOLE!!!"

-"You, idiot..."

Halsey's picture

Still sounds better than a dick in the mouth!

Shred777's picture

I caught some of that spray in the wind one time. Fight broke out at an outdoor concert and a security guard started spraying and I got misted. It burned my eyes like hell. A full on spray in the butthole might dissolve your rectum and then you would need a colostomy bag. And it takes milk to make it stop burning so you would need a milk butt douche or something on the ready. I don't think you have thought this one through. With the 5 seconds mouth on a dick thing you can just use some mouthwash and be good. No homo

Shred777's picture

Two more inches of dick is where I draw the line. I already gotta choke up on the bat with one hand while fucking. So I gotta decline. But if I did want all this then 5 doesn't sound so bad if I get to pick who's dick it is. No homo

press1's picture

The only answer I'd be willing to choose is number 1 - But to be honest I'd be willing to lose 10 years off my life if I became 25% stronger no lie Lol

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Damn...just for the strength increase you'd lose ten years? Ok...so "strength" is your thing huh? How about this...you INSTANTLY have the strength ability to beat the world's strongest man in all of his lifts. This is PERMANENT and you still have the ability to get even stronger... you're given freak of nature genetics...but...you have to give A guy A handjob ... nobody knows...just YOU

press1's picture

OF COURSE I BLOODY WOULD!!!! IT'S ONLY A COCK LMAO Hahaha

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"Alright press1 listen...there's A guy in the backroom...he's got his cock out on hard and ready to go...put your mouth around it for FIVE seconds and when you walk out of that room you'll be able to break any powerlifting record ever set..."

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I'm in the same boat bud. Lol. Anybody that says they wouldn't is either lying or they aren't REALLY into lifting, bodybuilding, powerlifting, etc. Just the thought of waking up tomorrow and having 20 solid pounds of lean muscle on and 10 pounds of pure bodyfat gone is all the motivation I need to be like "Alright... alright...pull your dick out and let's get this shit over with..." And as long as you say no homo then it doesn't matter anyways!

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1) yes
2) yes
3)no
4)yes
5)yes (no homo) -for five seconds and I get all THAT...I'd pretend that deal was an Oscar Myer weiner and close my eyes. (No homo)
6)no
7)yes
8)yes
9)yes
10)no (I actually thought about this for A long time before I answered) no homo
11) of course
HONEST ANSWERS

Think about every single aspect of that total body enhancement before you answer...