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FREAKS at the gym

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We all have them. The “weird” people at the gym. I’ll start with “Sunglasses inside guy”. Where’s sunglasses INSIDE during his entire workout….GO

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Pink sunglasses worn in reverse...on the back of the head whilst working out guy has arrived...this is A different species. Like A hybrid of sunglasses inside guy...yet... different...he's freaking me out...I'm thinking about walking up behind him and starting a conversation with the back of his head...when he turns around I'll say "WHAT??? I Thought you were already facing me. Otherwise that means you have your sunglasses on the back of your head during A workout. And that's ridiculously impractical

bigJOHNstud's picture

Today I was headed to the sauna and when I got there the lights were off but I could make out someone was in there. I reached for the door but after I noticed the sit in the dark guy and After the the naked guy sizzling his nuts and the bike stalker I just turned and walked away =\ man the gym creeps me out sometimes

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So I’ve noticed A guy that’s now been deemed “same shirt everyday guy”. Same red baseball jersey everyday, man. That means he has no other gym shirts in his arsenal, he has no other shirts AT ALL. Or he just prefers THAT shirt to workout in every day and I’m not exaggerating…I’ve NEVER seen him in A different shirt. And don’t get me started on “hat on backwards guy”.

Saint gannett's picture

Shit - this is me, I wear one set of sweat pants and two different shirts, though I do change boxers and tank top daily, but I wear out one set of pants at a time, that is my cheap mentality, same high top trainers too, cheap as shit shoes with ankle support. Gloves get worn until they fall off and water jug is from whomever is giving them away. Hell, I don't even have blue tooth head phones. They're nice seat pants, however, just I buy one at at time.

Molinin302's picture

I could possibly be confused for this guy I have a stack of plain white tees. Every now and then you'll see a black or Grey, but usually white usually covered up with a very light zip up hoodie though.

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Plot twist

It really IS you and we workout at the same gym… dude how funny would that be if one of us came on here making fun of A guy at the gym and described him EXACTLY and one of us all the sudden goes “ohhh shit…that’s ME…”

Molinin302's picture

Man, I've thought about that before... lol

bigJOHNstud's picture

What’s with fat old people walking around the locker naked? I guess the towel can’t fit around their waste but damn!! Two fat guys standing there talking naked . Wtf?!?

Molinin302's picture

I work out at the local city YMCA. They also house the lass than Fortunate. I don't judge because I had to live there when I was 20 and mom didn't let me move back home. Damn you mom, and athletic step-dad. Anyway, the homeless guys come down to the gym licker room because it's nicer, and a little more private. These fucks have zero couth. Bare ass on the benches, hand dryer blow machines on naked ass and balls... its fucked up. Pretty sure blow jobs happen too.

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I don’t know but “sunglasses inside guy” is here RIGHT NOW…I’m trying to workout but I can’t stop admiring how COOL he is…it’s fucking me up… if the ambiguously gay workout duo shows up I’m NEVER going to get my workout over with….

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I got A GOOD one! And I’m sure EVERYONE here knows this this guy well…I know I DO…and he’s definitely on the top of the lists of annoying freaks at the gym…How about the guy that sneaks up on you when you’re in the gym shower…knocks you over the head with something then rapes your unconscious body on the shower floor? Doesn’t seem like A week doesn’t pass by without me having to deal with that freak at least once. So damn annoying. If not the #1 worst freak he’s definitely in the top 5.

Molinin302's picture

I purposely shower same time, same stall e very time. We have an understanding.

Tron's picture

Lets not forget about the “mma fighter guy” now, there’s nothing wrong with an mma fighter at ALL. The problem is “mma fighter guy” isn’t a REAL mma fighter. He’s “mma fighter guy”. Real mma fighters train at mma gyms. But not “mma fighter guy” he trains where everyone else is lifting weights. He’s shadow boxing in the corner. And he’s got his affliction shirt on and mma shorts that he got from Walmart. They just say “mma” on them. Now he may have A ufc shirt on as well. He’s going to be doing odd looking exercises…might even be doing “moves” on an exercise ball. But there’s one thing for certain…he is wanting you to notice him doing mma stuff. He might even have A goddamn Mohawk.

Makwa's picture

Not a real poser unless that mohawk is some funky color.

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Ok what about breeds of weird gym people? Like at every gym in any place you go there are breeds of people that are the same. Example: shorts too short old guys…shorts just shy of being able to see the wiener but when they sit on a machine nuts go out one side…cock goes out the other…just zero fucks given. And they are related to the ones that walk around naked in the locker room…just starting up conversations with ya. Wrinkled dick flapping around. Another breed are the “pretty people” guys and girls. Girls it’s ok if they’re hot but guys??? I’m talking about the guys that go to the gym in fancy expensive gym attire. Different color shoes to match whatever tank they have on. Hair is always styled…now they don’t workout hard enough to break a sweat JUST so they don’t mess up their hair. They have cologne on…too much…they have annoying tans…too dark and bronze…and they are on the phone the WHOLE time…taking selfie’s and chatting on social media. A good 75 percent are gays. I understand them doing all that “pretty shit” but the 25 percent that aren’t gay??? What A bunch of FAGS…

Janus's picture

I always like the guy that I call "Invisible Lat guy." This is the person that walks around with his arms out and chest puffed out that weights 150lbs.

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What if “invisible lat guy” “sunglasses inside guy” and the “bathroom peeper” had some kind of fucked up offspring…it would be this guy with sunglasses on at the gym that weighs 150 walking around like his lats are too large for him to put his arms down…as he Peter gazes in the bathroom…A gym freak hybrid

Molinin302's picture

Forehead?

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I still talk to that moron from time to time. He’s always saying he’s going to log in and grace us with his presence but never does. He’s probably spending time with his kids and wife. Or something gay like that. He’s our original mascot all the way back from the “dumb shit” group. Bastard thinks he’s irreplaceable I guess. Just thinks he can come and go (no homo) as he pleases. Might need to start scouting for mascots. Put together An audition next weekend will ya?

Molinin302's picture

Can do that, the best idea was when you said after Forehead came on, we needed Nose, Eye, get them all together and make "Face". Lol

Tron's picture

That’s funny I forgot about that. We need 7 members to each change their profile pics. Need some use their left eye and someone to use their right. Then left and right ear. Then A nose. And of course A mouth…OH and a chin as well…When forehead returns together they will be “FACE”

Janus's picture

Might as well be walking out of the shower with their towel over their shoulder. Then coming up next to you while you are sitting down putting on your shoes. Then put their leg up on the bench and start drying off their balls.

Tron's picture

Check out Ironbounds post above. See what I’m saying??? Every gym has similar freaks.

Rusmuscle's picture

The guy in the locker room who offers to buy the needle I just pulled out of my ass cheek

Tron's picture

I hope for humor sake this is real. And I hope for the sake of human dignity it’s not.

Molinin302's picture

Lol, no way?

IndianaBRICKIE's picture

I always found it weird when Trons mom follows me in and asks if she can spot my squats

Tron's picture

That’s not weird.

IndianaBRICKIE's picture

Your right but if I give a little she takes a mile

Tron's picture

She can take more than a mile bud!!!! Ha!

Janus's picture

All you can give is a little.

Tron's picture

I just witnessed a guy with a weighted backpack on doing pull ups. Beast huh? NOPE… he had the pull up assistant thing set up under his knees where it was taking around 50 pounds off….WHY……..?

Molinin302's picture

The dick peeper in the locker room...

Tron's picture

I don’t do that shit anymore

Molinin302's picture

I work out at the Y, the covid thing ran off most of the idiots. They tend to gravitate towards the cable machine, but some of the shit I've seen lol. One asshole was in the weight room juggling. No shit, fucking juggling. Ya know, I see some unnecessary shit at the Smith machine as well...