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I preach self reflection constantly. I'm always telling people to be aware of their actions and how they effect others. I considered myself A pretty decent guy up until TODAY...I went to DC pharmaceuticals page and people think I'm "mean" an "asshole" which hurts my Goddamn feelings. So, I wasn't aware of this character flaw that I have. I want to be nice from now on. I'm going to be the best person I can be but I just don't know if I'm wired to be A pussy. I'll TRY. Gentleman there comes A time when you have to put yourself under A microscope and be examined by your peers. So here I am. Examine at WILL. Tell me all the things about myself that I SHOULD know but DON'T know, faggots.

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Who the complimentary fuck is this?

https://www.eroids.com/users/qingdao-sigma-chemical

Molinin302's picture

I've definitely seen her before, somewhere...

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Well, it's someone who is now a member with us. It's...creepy...sort of...

Molinin302's picture

Alors, je dis, bienvenue !

-Exspiravit-'s picture

I don't speak Spanish

Halsey's picture

Some old Chinese dude showing a picture of some Japanese guy's granddaughter.

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That's just weird man ...did you know that incest porn is the most popular genre of porn in Japan? And you can buy used panties out of vending machines...I don't understand the culture... it's... backwards isn't the correct word...it's... strange? ... wrong? I wonder if because of the tiny Wang thing that's why they target young petite girls? Imagine one of those guys trying to beat down a Nikki minage from behind! ...they COULDN'T...who am I to judge though...I'm Asian for m the waist down

Molinin302's picture

Used panty vending machine huh, I wonder if there's a market for that in the states? And is there different levels of soiling? Like from slightly musty all the way to full bacon strip?

GrowMore's picture

I enjoy reading your humour bro. We need characters on here otherwise it’s full of members fondling each other’s balls and people who masquerade as what they’re not which gets boring.

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For instance this whole post "Am I mean" isn't even to be taken literally. MOST know that. It's just funny to me how people get sooooo MAD! lol at a fucking online stranger...I just come on here and talk shit. My humor is very off the wall... spontaneous... impulsive... And I honestly don't know why people say I'm "mean" or whatever...I'm SUPER nice in real life. I believe in REAL karma man...what you put in you get back...be kind, generous, and love...but don't be A sucker either.

GrowMore's picture

It’s all banter. A lot of members seem to be virgins who don’t socialise in the real world very often judging on how they conduct themselves on here. Let’s take the reviews seriously but have some good craic in the meantime.

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**Anyone that knows me knows I'll give good advice via pm and talk to you intelligibly without all the nonsense I throw at people on the main pages of eroids. And ALL my reviews are based on A true story. *

I don't think Halsey the pickle is my friend anymore. I just realized what he wrote 2 days after I responded to it without really paying attention...that saddens me...not that Halsey the pickle is no longer my friend but that he took this post in the literal sense...you know what Halsey....I AM MEAN.

Halsey's picture

No to be "mean", but i am above average on "endowment". I like silliness and fun, but I'm not into mean people.

It's like music, you either like it or you don't.

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Well, THAT is why I asked you guys....A jury of my peers if you thought that I was "mean" because I'm NOT purposefully... however, I'm perceived as not showing much "empathy" according to my good friend Press1...sooooo that being said I've ordered a couple books on Amazon.
1) "Empathy for dummies"
2) "Who gives A shit?....YOU!"
(A guided tour into the minds of normal people with normal human emotions.)

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Halsey's picture

I was always told a "buddy" is a guy that goes to town for a blowjob and brings you one back.

press1's picture

I've come across people that literally DO NOT like any kind of music - one of them, when he use to go into clothes shops with his wife would ask them to turn the background music off whilst he was in there!! Sad Fuck

Halsey's picture

That is weird, almost like on the spectrum.

Forehead's picture

Ejaculate on their moms faces

-Exspiravit-'s picture

How about their moms FOREHEADS.

Sasquach07's picture

I think some of it is also being fed up with the same shit over and fucking over. A new guy comes in and asks the million dollar question of “how much test do I run for my first cycle, 1g a week or 86.235917mgs a week.” So you answer in a smart add way. For you, it’s the 100th time someone asks. For them, they asked an innocent question after doing no research. Later on when they’ve been here a while they understand why they got jumped on.

The ole youngster that’s posted a bit lately and complained about getting negged… I wanna murder his bloodline for complaining about it and I’m not even a violent person.

However, you’re funny af to me. Some people just have short fuses or are terrible at taking negative feedback.

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I just hate nonsense...I have A low tolerance for "stupid".

Halsey's picture

A grown ass man, secure with himself. Doesn't have to be mean, nasty, or talk so damn much!

Waay too much drama for me.

-Exspiravit-'s picture

But, Halsey... you're A grown ass PICKLE.

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That's why I don't understand why I'm perceived as "mean" by so many people. That's kind of where I'm heading with this post. WHY people say that...but more importantly WHY do people get so offended and angry at people they don't even know on an anonymous steroid forum? I'm literally FUCKING with people for laughs. Not to laugh At THEM but to laugh in general. I am not any different outside of eroids. But I also didn't grow up around sensitive people.

Halsey's picture

Im pretty sure you realize why you are perceived as being mean or possibly a bit spastic.

As you should know, people are generally self centered and delicate butterflies. They need stroked and fluffed.

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I like to be stroked.

No, Halsey. Tell me WHY...I just want to know so that I won't be perceived that way anymore...I've turned over a new leaf. I'm A new man, now. I want to have friends...I'd like to get baptized, perhaps...Tell me how to behave in such A way that I can trick people into being my friend.

Halsey's picture

You are asking the wrong guy, im no good with talking to people. In person, im pretty fucking mean looking, with a vibe that says "I hate your guts, fucktard". My wife made me this way along time ago!

Only got 2 real friends in life, the rest are acquaintances. Also, im an atheist!

press1's picture

The problem is Tron is sometimes you come across like you don't have much empathy for other people, in other words you don't care about how they feel about what you are saying to them or how its going to affect them mentally. I know we all joke around on here and are generally quite immature in what we say, but a lot of other guys aren't like that and are pretty serious in how they perceive things and you have to understand they may be going through a lot of shit in their lives currently, so you have to test the waters first and see how they tend to take things written in comments - the main problem is we are are merely looking at words and messages through the internet and cannot see the emotions of people on the other end as to whether they are joking or not. Like the guy that was badly injured in the bomb blast who wrote the review, imagine how fuckin awful he has felt over the past years dealing with what he has been through. I know you didn't actually mean to be a shit to him and were having a laugh, but understandably he isn't going to find what you said funny. He's obviously a good decent guy who has been through a lot so just apologise to him and say you didn't mean it to come across like it did. People think more highly of others that can admit fault when they have been wrong and explain the didn't mean it in the way it came across. When you write some of the things you do - read it back to yourself before you post it and think how would I feel if someone said that to me? I have written many things when I have just got up and not eaten yet and am in a grouchy mood, and posted them. Then 20 minutes later I read it back to myself and think 'What the fuck was I thinking saying that - I look like a right bastard!! Then I pull it down or reword it so it comes across better rather than shitty.

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Hmmm... empathy. I DO have empathy for others. Just not homos. See...now I found that to be funny. I don't know. Maybe I'm just not as sensitive as others. In reality YES but on here I just don't think I'm actually effecting someones actual REAL LIFE by saying something to them. (Affect or effect?) I mix those two up. Anyways I suppose you are correct. Well, I don't suppose. You ARE correct. Man, If you guys knew me outside of eroids you would truly see me for who I am. And I don't think I'm effecting (affecting) anyone on HERE in such A way that it actually fucks with them outside of eroids...that seems absurd to me. But maybe I DO. Well, see Press you are one of the very few that I actually give A shit what you say. So I'll take your advice. This is why I posted this. To get an outside looking in view from someone I respect. I'm going to start being nicer to fags and pussys as well.

All jokes aside thanks for the reflection, Press1

Shred777's picture

I get it when a waiter is nice, that's the hospitality business. I get it when a car salesman is nice. But if all you are is nice around me off the clock, I'm gonna think something is up. Better crack a mean joke every now and then or show some feelings other than being happy about everything in life. Hard to trust a man who is happy and nice all the time about nothing, in fact it's creepy.

press1's picture

Being a decent & good person doesn't make you a pussy - it makes you a good human being that most people want to talk to and be around. If you are a cunt the only people who want to be around you are other cunts who will equally fuck you when it suits them.

Somebody who I am good friends with nowadays is probably one of the most deadly motherfuckers I've ever known if you were to get into a fight with him in the street, he'd snap all your limbs within 30 seconds if he wanted to. But at the same time he's one of the most friendly and approachable people you will ever meet and would always help you out if he could - does this mean he's a pussy? Absolutely not. I respect him more for being a nice guy and not wanting to fight if possible rather than acting like a tough guy.

Always remember that no one is above anyone else in life, we will all ultimately meet the same fate and everyone has their own unique qualities and strengths that we should respect in each other even if we don't all get along the same way with each other.

That's My Final Thought .....
Jerry S

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That's good solid advice, Press. Now, the kicker is that I know exactly what I'm saying when I say it. This is an altered reality for me. I've been here almost A decade. I don't "act" I just say whatever I think is funny at the time. And my humor just happens to be unappealing to many. But the ones who are laughing with me are the ones I want hanging out in this group. I'm very FAR from "mean". If I like you I'm going to support you. I got your back. I won't TELL on you for ANY reason unless you are harming yourself or others. And before I TELL someone which I most likely WON'T I'm going to try to handle the situation on my own. This is eroids guys. It's an ANONYMOUS steroid forum. (all except for MOLININ... everyone else is fairly anonymous). If something someone says to you on HERE bothers you ...you got something going on with insecurity issues that may never get resolved. You pm me and ask me a serious question I'm going to help you. If I see a real question in which someone has an issue I'll help if I can but only if they are trying to help themselves. This is no epiphany. I'm just bringing this topic up to tell people to stop being so damn serious and taking things people say on here to heart...that's dumb shit.

Tbone69's picture

I know, for a FACT, you would suck the ketchup off another mans hotdog for $3.

Full eye contact.

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I do that on normal occasions. I keep forgetting I made you Admn of the group. Congratulations. I'm no longer doing shit.

Tbone69's picture

I just feel like my 3 year old niece's birthday party wasn’t the best spot

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Well, it's time for her to grow the hell up and stop being such A baby.

Janus's picture

Did Tron's account get hacked?

Tbone69's picture

Can I borrow $3 to pay Tron?

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$BigheavyPIPEswingingNIGGA

Or

@MymilkshakeDoesntbringANYboystoANYyardEVER

Janus's picture

Yes.

Tbone69's picture

Lmao

Molinin302's picture

No. It's called an epiphany. And don't judge, it's good for all. It's gone too far too fast. Don't judge.

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Jesus Christ MOLININ the cringe factor of you playing the good guy is excruciating...FIRST and foremost this is me having fun...no epiphany involved...NOW ...Let me kindly explain something to you since apparently you are so goddamn blind to what everyone sees around you. Stop playing the "good guy". Do you know WHY that's not going to work for YOU? Because this whole thing that has been going on has NEVER been about what's RIGHT or what's WRONG...What I was doing was against the rules. YES. Laws apply HERE just as they apply in the real legal world. There are different classifications of crimes and different punishments for each crime. And there is A prosecutor (Greg) and A judge (BFG) that ultimately decide the punishment suited for each crime. They take into consideration the full extent of the crime through research and investigation (you following me here?) ...In the cases of Tron vs eroids my crime was deemed suitable for probationary status in which it's A non-spoken status that I understand without words being spoken because it's common sense and I know how the judge and prosecutor operate. The first crime I was sentenced to eroids prison in Banville. More damage was done. I had sent out many emails and pms and there was sufficient evidence in which I was actually performing tasks for A source to receive compensation. In this case of Tron vs eroids 3 emails were sent out without DC REALLY wanting me to go through with it. It became more of a "challenge" for me to see if anyone would do it and was A way for me to hook my 3 close personal friends on here up (YOU WERE ONE OF THEM) and I was helping A good dude that runs A good business with a couple reviews on products and services that I have personally tried, tested, have blood tests, and now Jano tests to back up everything positive said about them. I have never received ANY compensation if any kind nor was I asking for it. Financially I'm not rich but I don't go without anything. If you knew how much money I've spent with DC pharmaceuticals over the past 3 months you would shit your pants. And for BFG and Greg you guys are welcome (as if you need my permission) to privately ask DC about my recent purchase just YESTERDAY as A matter of fact. He will tell you and provide you with payment receipts. It's all on record. So I don't NEED free shit. My motives were NEVER for ME. I was trying to help people out. Good intentions bad decisions. I'll cut to the chase and get back to taking my morning shit and end this post right meow...The point is MOLININ...you can't play the good guy because of WHY you told on me ...WHY you snitched. You didn't do it because you thought anyone was being harmed. You didn't do it for the integrity of the site. And you didn't do it because you thought it was the right thing to do...the fact of the matter is ...you did it to purposely cause potential harm to ME. You did it just because you secretly feel some kind of way towards me. It comes out in your posts from time to time. MOLININ you told on me JUST because you're A slime ball. And if you want to come on here and argue with me go right ahead. But It's perfectly clear how BFG and Greg both view the entire situation they haven't been shy about being opinionated in this situation...Pms between me and then prove it. They know WHY you did it and so do I l. You snitched with Malicious intent. I have history with you. And for you to say I didn't like you would be completely absurd. My actions prove differently. You're still in our group. I even speak to you occasionally...and even though the things I say to you aren't the nicest things ...the fact that I speak to you at ALL and kept you in the group should show that I Don't HATE you. I DO hate your alter ego or your pee paw maddog...the profile that cosigns on everything you say...but not for REAL. I don't hate anyone on here. This Is A virtual world. It's fun. I enjoy the drama. I don't normally take anything anyone says or does personally. Could give A fuck about anonymous strangers on A forum. But this was different. I talked to you outside of eroids. I got to know you. And I considered you "friend". THAT is why I trusted you. THAT is why YOU we're one of THREE emails that I sent to try to hook up. But trusting with caution is also A practice of mine. So THAT is why you all three received uniquely worded emails...So I could trace it back just in case A situation like this came up. And as far as my reference to the legal world? Basically what you did was tell on a "friend" for Jay walking...

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Tbone69's picture

I need text to talk..