+ 1 My 1st Week as a Mod
Thought I would share my week 1 first impressions as a Mod and what better way than with pictures. Some of the info here is very top secret so keep this between us.
In the recruitment video, one of the biggest perks BFG promises Mods is "luxury transportation to and from the Eroids Office". Obviously his definition is different than mine because this showed up the first morning.
Guess who was driving?
Yup! ED. It gets worse. The smell inside the van was a mix of bodily fluids and TNE.
BFG also promised nicely furnished office with plenty of amenities. This is what it actually looks like:
BTW, Noid is the dude with the white shirt and glasses.
Another perk I was promised was "state of the art gym facilities". Do I need to say more...
I've probably said to much already and it was a rough first week but at least I have my paycheck to look forward to (Mister Clean is the shell corp):
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Love that van.....
LMAO
lololololll......... fucking superb.
I love that fkn van........ myself and tread-m went through puberty together in that fucker.......... he taught me everything i know about women!.. which actually when i think about equals nowt....... so yeah years well spent learning Phuck all!!!!!!!!!
Just wrapping up Week 2. Will give you all an update soon. Things were a lot calmer in Week 2 but has nothing to do with the Mod work getting easier. Credit for that goes to the anti-anxiety meds my doctor prescribed me this week. : ( The PMs to Noid backfired but thanks anyway. He doesn't say much, never has, but his stare has intensified 10x and sends chills down my spine and the guy moves like a cat - quiet and stealthy.
AnonThat's me holding the phone flagging all these fuckin lazy reviews while Darth in the red shirt is telling me what to say
AnonJust saw this .... Lmfao... Good one.... No telling on what week 2 will bring
Where's thing1/2/3?
On the self. From xtra small to xxxxlarge just got pick your size. But if it doesn't fit please fold it back. The park is closing soon.
AnonI'm wondering the same thing... Those dudes were awesome... Always had a rhyme for every situation
the Things were a blast ;-) lol .....
AnonYea but they haven't been around in. Long time... Those guy just had a different approach all together and yet very effective
LOL!
AnonYou liked that..... "Those guy"
I think they were all the same person
I can tell you the secret but then I d have to kill you ;-)
buried, I looked about a year ago and couldn't find them in the archives.
Things have changed a LOT since I was a mod... the office has really gone down hill... and the ride... jeeeze louise I wouldn't be caught dead in that thing ;-)
AnonI plan on putting some 20s on it
air freshener would be a better investment
True but your picture is still upon the wall and every once in a while I catch Noid staring at it when he thinks no one is watching.
The good times are hard to let go of...
yes they are
LOL, At least you had good times..
There's already a lot of dead in that thing......
you should not let Ed borrow it on the weekends
Hey isn't that RoxiLabs clean room up there?! The guy in the white shirt was Roxi himself
RustyhookerAt least Roxi used TWO coffee filters....
Lol!
I don't know if anyone remembers BFG's old avatar... it's still on the side of the van.
StevebWhen I joined BFG had Bender from Futurama as his avatar. Then he had George Clinton, Hommie the Clown, and after that I forget.
I was wondering if anyone was going to notice that. Haha. Nice
Wow i didnt know we get free candy and puppies as being eroids member ill hurry and pm you guys my address
just be gentle please and a reach around wouldnt hurt as well
just dont tell anyone, but irishmack sucked my grandma last night, i was with him looking through the office window and im sorry, but we are that trusted and respected here on eroids we had too have a peak, we were so surprised we werent first MOD preference hahahahahahahaahah oh well, jut have too wait till the next noms are called, iron game, bird bear and champion of the mind will clean the ash trays and pick up the beer cans, rolltide said he will spank they asses if they get out of line, rusty will be in the corner as usual, big stiff one whilst slinging half price mast prop hahahahhhshshshshsh
called. lmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
not as funny when ya straight, smh. lol.
This is got to be the funniest forum I've seen anybody post. I would love to see what the second week has stored for you, hopefully you'll get paid this time.
Thanks for the good laugh Ifit.
PS. Let me know if ED needs a day off I'm willing to pick you guys up and take you to the Eroids headquarters but only if you guys let me drive that van.
You can drive but you'd have to wear a hood.
Its all good I'll wear a hood a mask and gloves as long as I'm behind the wheel.
ed laughs to himself as he says...yeah he can drive my van...when he pry's it from my cold dead hands....
Come on Ed pass me the keys. Let me smash this bitch. Gas break dip.
How about this...the front seat is a bench seat. You can sit right next to me. I'll pull my Right pants pocket inside out and you can hold on to that while I drive. See I'm a man not afraid to compromise.
No homo ????????
Best thing I've read in awhile. Takes a lot to get me to laugh like that.
I am the kindest, most compassionate, sociopath this site has ever seen.
Once he gets the engine warmed up there's no stopping him.
That's what the last guy who used to hold on to my inside out pocket said.
Safety first lol
So would I. Between us, can you do me a favor. Actually, if everyone could do it that would be great. Noid was really mean the first week. Yelled at me because I put 2 sugars in his ginger blossom herbal tea instead of a Splenda. Stole my lunch from the fridge. Made me bring his dirty briefs to the laundry. Then to top it all off he said that was nothing compared to what he has in store for week 2.
Can you all please send him a pm and ask him to be nice to me. Just don't say I said anything please.
Okay Ifit, so I PM'd Noid and he quickly responded back to me. He was insisting that I tell him which member put me up to this and I had 24 hours to respond back to him with an answer if not I would be banned. So I told him straight up, "tough luck bro it ain't going to happen I ain't no snitch" he seemed kinda noid when I told him that. So now I need you to do me a favor if you see the word ban underneath my avatar could you please reactivate my account?
fucking killed it!!!!...LMFAO
Deal! Appreciate the assist.
Lol iFit! Thanks for the much needed laugh!
Thanks bud. That's me! My wife still wonders what goes on in my head.