SO YOU WANT TO DO AN AAS CYCLE, BUT NOT SURE WHAT TO EXPECT?

HERE'S ALL THE DIRTY LITTLE SECRETS YOU'LL FIND OUT SOONER OR LATER.

I love the numbers thing so...here we go:

1) INJECTING YOURSELF
"Can't I just take orals", "Can't I just do water based injections" the answer is yes, yes
and the third yes is for the next question "am I being a pussy". If you've come this far
we're (hopefully) passed the days of diet, routines and OTC enhancements. Also, we're
(hopefully) old enough to where the actions of taking ASS and there side effects are worth
the risk. You're gonna want to get good gear and get it into your body. Often deep into muscle
tissue. If you're afraid of doing this, we all were, if you're not willing to do this you need to rethink
what AAS are, what they're for, and how serious this is. We are far from the days of weight
gainer and amino acids, we're in the big leagues now. Even if you just want to run one cutting
cycle you'd better understand there's no difference in the score whether made by a bunt or a
grand slam, AAS are AAS, you're in the big leagues now, and should be ready for the results
as well as the risks and be willing to do what it takes to do it right.

2) HOW LONG DOES AAS TAKE TO BEGIN WORKING
Jesus Harold Christ on crutches if I've heard this once I've heard it a thousand times.
Depending on your genetics, your AAS, your cycle dosage etc between 3-5 weeks. You
will get a little bigger, this is mostly water gain, but it is a visually noticeable result. Of course
physiologically they start the first minute but this is your first noticeable result.

3) WHEN WILL I NOTICE MY AAS BEGINNING TO WORK
If your on a twice weekly pin of 250mg of TestE, which I personally recommend, you will
get results in about 3-4 weeks, they will be almost too small to tell for a beginner, but here's
some of the ways you'll be able to tell they're "working". Itchy/sensitive nipples, increased
libido, ravenous appetite, decreased recovery periods, minute strength gains (this is most likely
psychosomatic rather than physiological or physical), increased blood pressure, increased
red blood cell count and increased testosterone levels. This is where your doc is gonna be like
whaaaaaaaaaat?

4) HOW LONG FOR AAS FULLY TO 'KICK IN'
During week 5-7 hold on to your nuggets, cause they won't be there long. Seriously,
your nuts disappear, no longer needed to produce testosterone or keep sperm alive.
Profuse night sweats, possible nose bleeds, insane recovery times, massive pumps
(almost like you're afraid your skin will tear massive pumps) nearly problematic libido,
insomnia, increased motivation, hyper self awareness (sometimes called roid rage, you're
just the AAS version of you, if your an asshole you'll be a super asshole etc) acne/cystic acne
sebaceous cysts and super oily skin. Oh and hair loss. Did I mention gains? Holy jellyfish fucks.
The gains are stupid, S.T.U.P.I.D. stupid. Weights begin to loose their previous values, that big
wheel now has to be replaced with a wheel plus to have the same effect. You start to take revenge
on those little black round fuckers, pushing out that extra three, four and six reps, kicking it up
to the next ceiling and breaking through, only to come waaaaayyyy back down to nearly where you
started.

5) WHAT HAPPENS AFTER THE CYCLE
Well that's simple dummy, you go back to being little old mortal you. Your nuts drop, your
strength drops, your size drops (in my middle aged case I keep about 30-35% of gains for
a few months then end up with about 20-25% of gains in all) your libido drops, skin clears
up and there you sit, three of four months later looking at a you that would have taken a year
to get to normally in just a few months. Inevitably planning your next cycle, thinking about
stacking, researching the minimum amount of time to start another cycle, more powerful
compounds and on and on and on. Hopefully you'll be smart about it, but there's a reason
it's controlled......ie idiots, and you may be one, only time will tell.

6) WHAT IS PCT
PCT is Post Cycle Therapy, this is where you have to answer for all that testosterone in
all of natures fury. Your estrogen levels will be crazy high, and you'll not be producing
any natural test for a while. This is where your planning is important, what type of PCT
to me is just as important as what type of AAS. Ducking this step for some is no problem
and others catastrophic.

7) WHAT IS THE RISK VS REWARD
One real risk is addiction. Make no mistake this is a drug. You are going to be abusing
a drug, a very powerful, very addictive and potential very deadly drug. It will make you feel
on top of the world and then you will crash. Yes, it's legal in most countries, but so is alcohol.
You will gain size, strength and a membership into the dark world of AAS. You will jack with
your bodies natural processes, hormones and tolerance levels in numbers that are cartoonish
by natural design. You will never be able to say you're all natural without knowing your a liar.
You may go through gynecomastia and need to have a breast reduction or you may come out
on the other end without a scratch. Nobody can say, which is the real danger non-prescribed,
non-physician supervised ingestion of AAS. One thing that is almost a certain, if you have
a good cycle you'll be back again and again and again, you will likely be a user from now on.

but that's just my opinion.....happy gains!