posted Thu, 03/23/2017 - 16:37
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women not on the pill, wtf?
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Seeing a trend here...last four women I've been with aren't on birth control of any kind. In the past every girl I dated was on the pill. Is this a new thing? Not to debate safe sex, but I cannot finish if wearing a condom, especially on gear. And ages of last 4 women were 22, 39, 40 and 42. And three of those had kids, so its not like they aren't fertile. Dafuq?
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Children...Must I teach you everything?
Look, you've gotta keep that Jimmy wrapped. Ain't nobody got time for the creepy crawlers or ass crickets.
having a hard time getting to Mecca with a magnum? Well kids, a little secret I learned at no homo camp.
Keep a small bottle of this shit called "Dave's Insanity Sauce in the night stand next to the Jimmy Caps. When the time comes....place a small drop of the insanity sauce inside the boner wrap before installing. This will bring back all the feeling in the world and before you know it you'll be humping with the stamina of a 22 year old virgin. (No offense to The D with that comment)
I think my pecker just turtled and shot out my butthole lol
A man that can get his dick into his own ass, is to be respected!
no, no homo!
Your next post will be entitled- losing mass, i heard anadrol helps with muscle wasting for aids. Smh
I'm not gay bro, so I'm good to go. ;)
Whats being queer have to do with it? If you sleep around unprotected you risk disease and infection.
Its called a joke....that being said, HIV is still a predominantly gay disease
Yea im not having a go. I wonder though? Why a gay disease? Whats the difference? Are you saying anal sex increases aids? I dont get it ? Unprotected sex man or woman whats the difference? Why would it be a gay disease? Im asking legit coz i dont get it? Ive heard it said before?? I dont go there mate, why would i stick it in a shit hole when i can stick in nice pink giney? I mean i get kinky as fk but i dont do ass.
It started in the gay community and got its head start there. One reason I read is because men are more promiscuous to begin with. Also anal sex can cause little microtears in the anus which allows easy passage into the blood stream. Studies show that's its easier for women and gays to get infected because the infected semen sits in their body pooled up, vs shooting the load and pulling out.
You want to read something disturbing, google "poz" parties. Getting HIV in the gay community is so common that some freaks purposely get infected so they can quit worrying about it, and can bang other HIV+ dudes without a condom. :/
I just about choked to death and spit cereal all over my girl with them last 4 sentences really wtf is this world coming to. Look I can get down with some pretty freaky shit with the old lady in the bedroom but that right there takes freaky and stupidity to a whole new level SMFH....
I think we can put this tit-for-tat argument to bed. You are correct, however, as Flash is pointing out, HIV/AIDS is no longer isolated to the "gay community". Having unprotected sex with a partner who may not even know theirself that they have HIV, will further spread the disease.
God forbid you picked it up from the very sexually active, college experimenting 22 year old (you know how immortal 20 somethings are, nothing happens to them, just the other guy) and then you pass it on to the 39, 40, and 42 year olds. Suppose you get a physical next year and discover for the first time you have HIV. Now you have to retrace every sexual encounter to notify them that they too might have HIV... but wait, that 39 year old, you don't know her name and she was just passing through town on holiday...
You should recognise that unless you are in a committed relationship, unprotected sex is not a smart move.
My college sex ed teacher, she required we got tested at the local clinic before the extracurricular activities.
Because it's more fun than cancer?
Eeyore is grateful
Have heart..... lol
Hmm my wife had a iud then took it out and 4 months later she got pregnant and I was on test and tren we just did the genetic blood test I'll know if it's a boy or girl next week
Congrats man
All advise is mediocre in my opinion..
To start with you need to up the attractiveness of women you're playing hide the sausage with.. I can't come for toffee with a condom on if the girl is any lower than a 3/10.. any higher than that then I'm good to go. Also stop 5 knuckle shuffling every time you go to the toilet at work.
Lots of good advice so far, lol. ;)
Cum in her mouth or ass. Both perfectly good substitutes bro.
Or be like me and get fixed and never tell anyone. Then just date strippers with issues looking for the huge picket fence life. They will try to get pregnant by letting you dump loads in them. You can use them until they realize that they're never going to get what they want
That's funny. When I would see a pregnant chick when I was younger (and more crude), I would say "DAMN!! I bet you wished you woulda swallowed"
That's terrible but very fucking true. But you have to remember sometimes those strippers are good girls from good family's. Awww fuck it. They have to pay for books for college
LMAO. I laugh because I am fixed too! That said my wife noticed right away that the nut falls back out easier after I was fixed. A wise stripper (if one actually exists) might catch on...
Brilliant!
Just fuck her in the ass
just take a half a gram of cyp a week stack with tren and dont do hcg and all good.There will be no sperm.It wont prevent aids or stds and you may end up on trt for the rest of you life but for a bit you'll fuck like a rabbit!!!
If she rides on top gravity will force it down and she won't get pregnant ... thank me later
Safe sex is definitely giving her a pearl necklace hahaha
Don't be a dummy, go on her tumny
Don't be a dork, cover your pork! Last thing you want is to get stuck dealing with a women and a child for the rest of your life for 2 minutes of fun..
Me and the lady use spermicide. So far so good. Been a year using it. I don't pull out. Ever lol
This is the science your looking for....
https://youtu.be/PIb6AZdTr-A
I'm glad only 3 had kids... one was a kid.
My wife stopped taking the pill because of side effects like weight gain, headaches, and low labido.
Get a vasectomy -I notice below you said you had one... so get one done on the other nut.
Was that a -I or -1 after vasectomy. Ha.
Fuck, can't go through that again. I'm still traumitized...
RustyhookerGonna catch aids and die. Wrap it before you tap it
Pull pull pull. Outtttttttt
I find pullilng out 5 minutes before i feel the urge to climax works... atleastmpst of the time
So I have to pull out 5 mins in advance? I would be -4.37 seconds.. I would never make it in..
My son is a result of this flawed method
Even with the 5 minute rule lol
Yes. 5 minute rule turns into 5 second rule, then 3 second rule, 2, 1, shit!
Pot, Kettle... etc
lol
;-)
Get a Vasectomy then it wont matter?
Had one and didn't work!