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What's your favourite way to Eat/dine?

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I thought this would be an interesting & funny one to ask!

Out of the following options which is your favourite way to eat:

  1. On the Sofa infront of the T.V
  2. At the dinner table
  3. Stood or sat in the kitchen
  4. On the move such as walking or car
  5. Other (specify)

Mine is no.1 infront of the T.V lol

0newheelup's picture

My go-to spot is my recliner in front of the tv. But my favorite spot is a small hometown coffee shop that serves breakfast. Saturday mornings I'll catch a window seat, eat a nice breakfast, sip my coffee, and read a something. Relaxation at best!

press1's picture

What's your favourite breakfast man? Mine has to be egg mayonnaise on toast sometimes with cheese on top!

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0newheelup's picture

I cant seem to ever get enough grits with over easy eggs mixed into them. Crumble up some bacon in it also and some buttered killer Dave's toast. Next would be some sausage country gravy over homemade buttermilk biscuits...

Dr.BroScience's picture

First,one needs to identify that the terms eating and dining are two totally seperate terms all together.

Dining takes place at a set table. A table that is usually clothed. Dining utlizes silverware & napkins usually clothed as well. Dining is slow gradual process of allowing the 5 senses to fully enjoy every aspect of the meal. Dining is an experience.

Eating is something totally different. Eating that takes place any time , any place, any how. Bodybuilders 99.99% of the time. Eat, not dine. How may one dine 8 times a day? Eating requires food and mouth straight to gut. Animals eat. Wolves eat, Bodybuilders eat. Dining is reserved for date night.

JUICEBOX0331's picture

I eat my wife's ass, sometimes shes clothed in whatever Victoria's secret's new line is that week and it's always an experience.

Greg's picture

That I think would fall under the dining category.
If she were wearing granny panties; that would be eating.

Greg's picture

Do you just naturally assume he's an idiot or that we all are idiots?

You also forgot the most basic definition of dine is simply to eat the principal meal of the day; to have dinner.

Three paragraphs of patronizing bullshit and you still failed to answer the question.

What's your favourite way to Eat/dine?

Perhaps it's number 5, other, specifically; Dining at the Golden Corral. Or maybe you just like to eat lunch there.

press1's picture

LMFAO Nice one pal Smile

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kibby's picture

Noticed how no one gives a fuck?

SMFH

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herpjunkie111's picture

5 - between a nice set of toned, tanned female legs with pretty painted toes and a well-maintained front lawn.

Immortaltech's picture

1: sitting on the sofa, food served on a small table, infront of a tv, i'd like to pick a movie or a serie first before taking the first bite, the only problem is, by the time i selected a movie, its 1h later and the food is ice cold

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tattoofreak's picture

Lmao... same here! Looking for a damned movie and when we finally found one, we have to put our fresh cooked food into the microwave. Maybe we should find our movies BEFORE cooking Smile

dextetherdog's picture

Thought I’m the only one having this issue lol

GizmoDuck's picture

Hahahaha. Yup. I’ve been there too. I try to pick my show or movie first too

Protein4breakfast's picture

1&2 I hate eating dinner on the sofa I like to have a table around me so eat at the table while watching tv

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Fangsharp's picture

5

28 day aged Porterhouse ata fine restaurant
Everything on the menu Ala Carte
Fine lady across the table
Check Please!

sunamcaxa's picture

I like to eat in restaurant

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tattoofreak's picture

Points 1-5! Eating everywhere I am Smile

press1's picture

Good point! hahaha

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kibby's picture

Once ate a full meal without closing the fridge door once......15 years old and stoned out of my mind.

Fun times ;)

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press1's picture

Lol Mate one of the things I really want nowadays is a big american fridge Smile My undercabinet use to do the job fine but now its just a pain in the a** it seems so damn small! An ice machine and cold water dispenser on the front would be great for shakes too, big freezer on the side..

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OlympicLats's picture

In bed

Bearded_muscle's picture

While getting my knob polished by the old lady. And I don’t care where the hell it happens.

GizmoDuck's picture

On the couch in front of the TV.

addicted.to.pain's picture

x2 yep

Faz's picture

I eat at the dinner table, gfd sits on the couch in front of tv.
I like to read while I’m eating, find I can eat more.

press1's picture

I can believe that mate - I guess your mind is kind of distracted on something else.

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Faz's picture

Exactly mate, I’m a fussy eater so when diets in check I tend to stick to chicken, rice an olive oil most of the time so reading seems to work for me.

Roider007's picture

Dinner table for the most but sometimes stood infront of the food cupboard on cheat days stuffing my face lol.

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JUICEBOX0331's picture

Off my wife's back, but it has yet come to reality and still only remains fantasy.

herpjunkie111's picture

Have you seen those erotic human buffets? Basically a nude chick covered in snacks is wheeled out on a silver platter and you just eat off her (or him, if you're into that, no homo).

Honestly not sure how I feel about that though. I'd be afraid she just looks like a chick but after you get a bunch of food off "her" you'd find a sausage.....

JUICEBOX0331's picture

If I find a "sausage" on my wife, I will high five he/she for keeping it hidden for 7 years. I've been over every millimeter of that body and that would be pure talent.

herpjunkie111's picture

Lmao, let's hope you don't have a very talented "tucker" on your hands, Ace Ventura style...

press1's picture

I've seen those - would be a nightmare if you like your gravy or sauces though lol Thinks its mainly for sushi and stuff though isn't it.

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herpjunkie111's picture

Lol. Yeah, I've seen sushi versions and fruit/finger snack versions.

Sam I Am's picture

The wife on my "special" chair...

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press1's picture

All I can picture is a big single seater sofa named 'Sam's chair - GTFOff' lol

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Bill G's picture

Usually in front of the refrigerator

Edit...
I think i am afraid it will get away with all the food

tattoofreak's picture

Lmao...

press1's picture

You always manage to come up with things I don't think of Bill Lol I bet you are a good problem solver ...

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Bill G's picture

If i look close enough . I find a solution to every problem.

Drock_357's picture

Sitting on the tailgate with the wife down by the pond
Kind of sappy but how can it get much better than a homemade chikn fried sandwich, cold beer, a beautiful woman, and crappie fishing on your own land.......

Greg's picture

In the wood, next to a campfire.

DSTER's picture

I agree, eating is my favorite thing to do at camp! Especially breakfast.

333's picture

In front of the tv for sure

press1's picture

With the footstool and a good film Smile

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333's picture

I eat a lot of pasta stuff and I'm kinda sloppy eater I have to have couch coffee table and usually the first 48 on or live pd

press1's picture

Good to have a good selection of condiments surrounding you too so you don't have to get back up again Lol All the vids of Ronnie C often show him on the sofa infront of the sports channel don't they eating his gritz and eggs!

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