Surgery in two hours. Gonna beat this fuckin shit!!
What's up my brothers and sisters. Gonna have surgery in about two hours to try and get rid of as much of this booty cancer as possible. They said no food or drink for 12 hours but they didn't say I couldn't smoke a bowl or two while i took a walk 
been a while on that so I'm pretty fuckin high. I wanna thank everyone who had helped me in the last two months. Nitti, pank, novi, ally, muta, noob, OB, oldhead, and anyone else I forgot. This will be fun trying to fight the anesthesia, I always lose for some reason....must be why Michael Jackson liked ot so much. I wonder if he ever used it on those boys haha ok I gotta go now. Hungry as Fuck but I cant eat...you guys better eat something good for me today peace out from the dirty south gentlemen!
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You touch one of my people I'll fkn kill ya!
Your mind ain't no where near as psycho as mine!
5 years later but you don't know the meaning of crazy!
I'm the only nut case in this hood!
Get too fuck!
RustyhookerI wonder if dudes here today?
I'm still not back to the passionate ways I was with the intensity and focus I had, I stopped following the trails a while back.
I was on to novice, build bigger, optikx and a few others but I went way to deep into things and just stopped.
I would say he is for sure.
There's a few others here as well that had big names who are quiet and under the radar.
Not interested in dramas and that side of the forums anymore.
I'll be back properly asap.
Hope your well brother!
I'm astonished. I like to think that I'm a bit of a raconteur, but this guy was a master. His posts border on the absurd and incredulous but he keeps it up, which is like watching an accident - you are enthralled and appalled at the same time. It's good that he got called out by the knowledgeable members. Does anyone actually know whatever happened to him? Not that I care - but you know, just curious.
He probably lurked around here for awhile and then moved on to another forum with more gullible members
Not true. He got himself cosmetically altered and has infiltrated the north korean nuclear missile program.
LMAO and that...
Bump for a good laugh
This was equal parts gut busting hilarious and depressing as well. Homie needed a real hobbie
Was this for real?!
The fella's bird was on here posting updates from his account while he was in hospital maybe dying from bleeding out his ass?!!?!
RustyhookerHe had me fooled. Then his wife replies in there somewhere. It was a great time after his lid got blown.
yeah his mrs saying he is bleeding out his ass LOL
WTF?!
I mean, thats 1 imaginative fkr!
RustyhookerBook worthy. Lol
That’s kind of fun to read and a trip down memory lane. There are all kinds of old members in here that I forgot about. Douche bags and all.
I think the other one has some funny stuff between you and Dudebro lol
You means dudeblows? Well at least at least according to Ed he does. No homo
Lol. YeAh and between Novice too. Lol. I think Vike banned him on that one. Haha.
I can’t believe it’s been 5 years.
I remember that lmao! Wasn’t it over a joke taken too serious? I have a policy that if you can’t laugh at Ed’s jokes you are taking this place way tooooo serious.
Damn, I was trying to figure out who that was , ole Noviceaas,lol
Lol hey Novi was a good dude from what I knew and then one day he was gone. Man the years fly by:)
Bump dedication for my homie Pale.
In celebration of your anniversary.
Right on brother. Thanks lol
Obama BlowsSo, did Mike ever come outta his coma and all that? I never heard anything since I got a PM from his woman saying he was in a coma...and Now I see that he's been banned, so I'm guessing that means he came back, right?
Oh yeah, he's back. Been laying low though. Lol. I could tell it was him with his first post. Happily the cancer is gone. Lol
You better believe Mikey, we are all watching and waiting for you to slip up.. There were several friendships damaged over his shenanigans..
Careful bro, you might be his final masterpiece... Lolol
bigwillyAm I to understand this fella concocted this whole tale in an effort gain sympathy or freindships? Im trying to figure what he could gain by doing this.
Sympathy brother. Some people feed off of that shit.
bigwillyWow I dont theres a medical term for his condition. Lets just settle on crazy.
Sympathy... It's in the dictionary, right between shit and syphillis.
Anonwtf, why is OB banned now?
Wow, missed that one. Not sure why he got banned.
not sure but I saw some brutal shit going on in a sources page.
Which one?
Hahahaha! Oh yea I forgot! He has likely been visiting gyms all across the mid west checking out tattoo's looking for me.
it was a big lie... all made up. he was his misses.... he had mental problems and dreams of nitti ......
AnonFor those of you that don't know or haven't found the post in the vets thread, Mike is in a coma.
This is from Monique
"Mike is in a coma and has been for 3 days now. after his surgery he has has so many complications. Please pray for him or whatever it is you guys do. He loves this place and so many nights he has been stuck to his phone and ignoring us. He loves this place so much and he would want you to know that. i know he is in hell as he has a tube down his throat and wires all over him. i pray he can hear me. plwase give me words to tell him as i know he can hear. god i hope he can hear. The names i know are Novi, pank, nitti, noob, oldhead, and des. im sorry if i dont remember the rest. i quit my job and am by his side ebery second of the day. please guys help me to help him. anything at all will help. im so sorry to ask this of people i sont know. i just dont know what else to do. i cant lose him."
Guy please read the two post below!
http://www.eroids.com/forum/general/introduction/
http://www.eroids.com/forum/general/off-topic/eroids-vets-man-the-fuck-up
AnonRoll call mike, where are you?
Mike1982What's up killa lol. I'm just chillin in the same place I've been for days now. I absolutely hate this shit. I definitely not one for hospital beds or really just any kind of confinement in general. Especially after 24 hours and I've slept too much. Shitty diet right now...not as much pain meds lol ...same shitty ass tv shows...Wheres Dr. Conrad Murray when you need him. I want some of his prop haha. That's the kind of prop that helps you sleep till you can walk again and feel more like a man. This has to be the most emasculating experience of ones life. The only way it could get worse, privacy wise, was if...was if...wa...oh yeah it couldnt any worse. Haha I'm good tho brother. Had a tiny complication after the first surgery and they just went back in and fixed it. No biggie. Never a biggie when during the first surgery the surgeon cuts some pretty important blood delivery channels and those areas he cut were for a "temporary time" shut off as after they were severed they rested back against whatever the Fuck part of my body it was, cutting off the flow of that/those particular lines. But haha as I move around in the bed after the initial surgery, and try to get up and I start to move into different positions to start to feel better, those or some of those lines became free flowing again and one was flowing out pretty good I guess, which was causing a lot of the trouble. I'm good right now. My girl is in the sofa bed thing sleeping. Me and my son are in the craftmatic hahaha and we are watching toy story. Having a blast man. I have a new appreciation for these little things. And i see now how much of a spoiled ass bitch Woody was most of this movie. And Buzz Lightyear needed to be taken down a notch or two. I had to explain to my six year old son why I called a Disney cowboy a punk ass bitch and I shit you not a "brokeback mountain mutha fucka". Yeah that was a wonderful talk. I'm telling him to shut the fuck up as he keeps telling me about broke backs and mountains. Not realizing I'm talking about the real reason heath ledger killed himself. People tried to blame it on the dark knight but let's keep it the Fuck real. What will make you off yourself quicker?...being twisted like the joker? Or spitting on your hand before penetrating Jake Gyllenhaal's anus at 5,400 feet? I'll take sick and twisted with the face paint for $1000 Alex!!! Anyway Des I'm ok I guess haha. Finally got a little high again so I'm not so damn frustrated. Almost dilaudid time. Damn half the dose as before ...that's no fun. You need to be uppin this dose since my body is getting used to it hahaha
AnonGood question,. Jake Gyllenhaal from Donnie Darko or Jarhead?
Source code I could probably live with.
Mike1982That's a good question. I might need to watch these movies over again to see which one hahaha I don't think I can say no homo enough if I actually do the research into the more bangable Gyllenhaal. Damn now i gotta go watch a lesbian porn to get right again. Damm lesbian....still gay hahaha damn I need help. I think ill take a trip to the Westboro Baptist church so I can get saved of the queer demons inside of me. Lol
AnonLol, well if you're looking into a good lesbian porn may I suggest two girls one cup? Instant classic
Mike1982Hahahaha that's third in my queue on Netflix lol. How you doin buff?
AnonToday we will have a cerimonial arrow shooting in honor of you my friend !!!
We will strap woddy to the target and the first kid to hit him gets my old penthouse collection ! Uh scratch that I still want those, I'll just give em 5 bucks.
Mike1982Very nice brother haha very nice. Yeah we should start money then we can give the winner my sports illustrated swimsuit edition collection. Then by the time they are 12 they will be ready for the penthouse haha
AnonWow, spoken like the words of a true Alpha brother. I dont know if you are just naturally tough or if the military made you that way. Probably both. I can't believe that you are as composed as you are for the situation you are in. As much as you have been through even when things looked so bad you never pussed out once, you met it head on like a true soldier. It may not mean much but you have good qualities and I'm not the only one who's seen them. Get well soon brother.
Mike1982Your words hit deep my friend. For some reason, as intelligent as I believe myself to be I also believe in too stupid to lose. I do let shit get to me and it very well may be destroying me mentally and, in a way, physically, but when it comes to the fight of survival I just refuse to lose. I hope that makes sense. As much as I give up in the usual sense, when it comes to the fight, I have to win, at any cost. My mind is so twisted man. I see every side of every arguement and I can't take a side because they are all right in a way. I can see the right and wrong in both sides and its destroying me. I've lived on absolution for so long that my brain can't comprehend the fact that nobody is right and there is nothing I can do as a singular person, to change a damn thing. People like me are overshadowed by greed and manipulation. I want us all to look at each other in our rarest forms and be ok with one another. I don't care what skin color you are or who you decide to fall in love with, there is a way we can all coexist and have what we want and need. Man I need to calm down hahaha see!!! My brain is all over the place.
Good to hear from you. Keep ya head up
Mike1982Thank you J. Thank you for all of the support thru this little procedure haha. Gonna get back to training soon. Shit man I mean I hope one day soon I can start doing something physical and/or cardiovascular. I'm pretty dry on everything so I will need to start the procurement process again lol and figure out what I want the cycle to look like. I'm going to start from scretch and in 3 months ill see how I've done.