hitting muscle failure with just the 45lb bar, could not get the bar off my chest.

most embarrassing.

My most embarrassing experience in the gym was thinking that I looked pretty good at 210lbs - and then had my pic taken with Ronnie Coleman. I looked like some short, starved Biafran guy.

I see that I am not the only one who has shit their pants at the gym.

I thought I had to fart---it turns out it was more than that... Not a whole lot more, as I clenched my cheeks (no homo) the moment I realized what was happening, but still enough that I had to drive home and shower. It was truly embarrassing.

Sharts, flashing and smelling of fish
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I masturbated in gym shower xD

I’ve shared this one before, but several summers ago it was insanely hot. I was already dehydrated from working outside all day, and the gym had no air.
I had just gotten done hitting some drop sets, and my stomach was sloshing from all the water I was trying to replace. I started feeling really nauseous. Right then, this super hot girl I’d been having the eye contact thing with for a few days walks up and tries talking to me. I threw up water all over her shoes.
I grabbed a bunch of paper towels and tried wiping this girls feet off. I apologized and explained the situation. She said everything was cool and all that. 20 minutes later she left.
2 years later, she walks into the gym, looks at me and holds up the sign of the cross. After a bit, she walks over to me and says, don’t throw up on me, but do you want to hang out sometime? At that point I’d gotten back with my wife. I really felt like shit for throwing up on her though. And she still rags on me about it whenever she sees me.

Rocked into the gym one day, noticed people staring at me differently, I'd chucked on a tight black T-shirt I picked up off my bedroom floor, unfortunately I used that black T-shirt the night before having a wank, I went into the bathroom and noticed it was covered in white crunchy shit lol turned it inside out and went back in, no doubt they knew or suspected what it was, that was embarrassing for sure.

Got caught by my girlfriend furiously masturbating to “big ebonys do anal 2.0” while I was on more Tren Ace then I care to mention.. she never let me live it down. Fortunately it wasnt my current girlfriend.

I remember the first time I had a pumper, I pulled the syringe out and blood was shooting across the room freaked me the fuck out.

I moved into a house that was surrounded by graveyards. I would see shadows, lights would turn on, my girlfriend and I were cooking dinner while we were waiting we went into the living room to watch tv, came back and all the cabinets were open. She was scared but I had to ignore it. Come to find out the girl that lived under neath us (it was a duplex) was messing around with a ouiji board and contacted some ghost named chad. She was terrified and had shit happen to her all the time. Her oven caught on fire for no reason one time. Needless to say I moved the fuck out of there. Lesson is don’t mess with ouiji boards, don’t be scared I think ghosts feed on that I would just brush everything off and never had a problem. Also don’t move into a duplex surrounded by graveyards with an idiot neighbor playing ouiji boards and ghosts do exists it’s hard to believe for some until you experience it yourself.

I shit my pants in the gym once, and I want even lifting a weight, I sneezed.

The first time I ever injected I almost passed out on my bathroom floor, was swaying back and forward but kept pushing the oil in faster and faster. Took about 30 mins to recover.

not really funny but during my first cycle, 6 years ago, I hit a vein 5 times successively...