Planet Fitness
So I was in Planet Fitness the other day with my girlfriend, she works out there and wanted me to check it out. I assured her I had my reasons for avoiding the place , none the less she persisted, I caved. I remembered the old commercials saying no bro's allowed basically, and they had signs hanging up that said no tank tops , no grunting, no gallon water jugs, and no slamming of weights. I was amused by all of this, and continued on to get in my normal work out, it was my chest/tri day.
To my shock there was no free weight flat bench, incline bench, or decline bench. No Olympic 45lb bars, the dumb bells stopped at 75lbs, and no 35lb plates. Everyone was hitting chest on assisted racks, the cables stopped at 95lbs and there was no free weight preacher curl which shocked me most of all. The kettle bells stopped at 35lbs, most of the machines had unusually low weight maxes. I was spinning in circles looking at all of the effort and detail they went through to keep people like me and others I know out of here.
I started to modify my workout , and stay just to spite them. But I kissed my girlfriend on the cheek and simply walked out .
Curious to see if you guys have a story on planet fitness or if you actually go to one.
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I went there once. Not my crowd. I go to a powerlifting family owned gym now. They have a dog running around and it’s full of mutants. Even the women are stronger than most men. I love it. It’s my second home.
I bet thats cool as isn't it - is it packed full of anadrol munchers lol
jayisktype of gym someone finds a pill laying around the squat rack and they take it .., just in case...lol
i hate the shitty commercial gym i go to. i just put my earbuds on blasting metal and get it in because there is no motivation there to train proper at all...,well except for the hot chicks in yoga pants but you have to block that out before a heavy set...,lol
Hahaha Thats funny! & It ends up being a Viagra lol
Actually I think it would be pretty cool being the only guy in there lifting heavy ass weights as the amount of respect you'll get off people must be massive lol You must feel like Lilliebridge for 2 hours!
jayiskyeah i get a lot of nice comments from strangers in the gym and public. plus they see i am actually busting my ass..,which you dont see in there with weights.
and once i am finished training i talk to a lot of people that come up to me and i try to help them out..,and not just with training. i am very open about my life..,so it feels good when you can help someone out.
but i learned a long time ago to check my ego at the door. i am in there competing against myself and dont walk around like i'm the biggest and strongest dude out there. i can easily go to a hardcore PL and strongman gym and get humbled real quick.
I had a membership to planet fitness a couple years back only cuz its was the only 24 hour gym near me. The local golds I go to closes at 11pm so late work nights forced me to go to planet once a week or so. Mine only had Smith machines and the db rack only went to 60lbs. It’s possible to get a good workout in if you go low weight high volume. But forget about trying to train back or legs with even a hint of seriousness. It’s just not possible. I will say tho it’s a great business model, a gym for ppl that want a gym membership but don’t actually want to work out or take it serious. Hell I wish I thought of the concept ha.
P.s. LARGEST cardio section of any gym I’ve ever been in.
I went into a Planet Fitness one time, that was enough for me. Not a bodybuilders gym by any means.
There’s one across the road from my work, absolute shit hole. They charge 10 bucks a month (not even worth that imo)
My gf works out there and is always wanting my to go w her on my days off. It's so clean, smells like flowers, we hold hands, skip to the machines, give each other butterfly kisses while finishing our frozen frappuccinos. Then I bring her to my gym, bitchslap her ass, point to the crooked water fountain, and tell her couples that workout together stay together. Got to have balance.
I keep my PF membership for traveling purposes only - just too convenient. Depending on where I go I can usually find a more appropriate gym; however, there are those occasions when I do miss the "staffed hours" at those locations for a day or week pass. PF is NOT the hellish place people make it out to be as long as you accept their mission of general "fitness" and pizza. I view them as nothing more than a large hotel gym. With that being said I was asked to leave a PF for doing a superset.
One of my memberships is at Planet Fitness. They have a lot of machines that keep me out of trouble with my rotator cuff and then I have another membership at a gym that should offer free tetanus shots to do my squats and leg work. The leg press will hold enough weight for someone not wanting to build legs at a huge level, but forget a big guy maxing out.
Funny thing I was dropping weights and clanging one day right below the "Lunk Alarm". It never went off. In fact I had never heard it go off. The manager with about 35 % body fat came in for his shift. It was unusually slow and quiet. I was on the tricep press. It maxes out at 250 and isn't a big deal. I was on my first set and realized the seat need to be adjusted and let ll my pressure off about a half an inch too soon to reset the seat. Well here came the "Lunk Alarm'. I turned around and gave him chuckle and didn't care if I got kicked out.
Honestly, the only thing that really pisses me off is the "No gallon jugs" I have been learning to push the fluids. Now I have to walk to refill my water and sometimes just don't refill, because it interrupts my workout.
I do have a few gallons of tootsie rolls though. they are on the counter for free. I grab a handful when I leave and put them in a 5 gallon bucket at my house. It just reminds me to stay dedicated or reminds me that I have stayed dedicated.
Alphamale500I think P.F. is only good for beginners just starting out lifting weights, for cardio or for women.
Planet bitchness as I call it. They usto have a alarm on the wall that would sound if someone grunts or drops weight. usto be a decent gym until one day I came in all the heavy weights were gone even the curl bars stopped at 60lbs. Around 2010 they started the whole no lunk thing. Some are pretty laid back and don’t enforce all their ridiculous rules but others really suck. I’m a member because I travel for work a lot and can work out at any of them and the tanning bed alone is worth it. However i have another gym I use while at home but they have two ab machines I really like so I stop in do abs and tan after my workout. Some are also very discriminatory against people who actually in good shape
How do those alarms go off? Someone sitting around with their finger on a button if you drop the weights or grunt?
I think they detect sweat then go off. Alert real gains being made.
My wife and I tried to make them go off yesterday, we sat right in front of the "Lunk Alarm" and dropped weights and got nothing.
jayiskNice! Lmao
The two I visit when not at usual gym have taken them down but they were up for 2-3 years. They don’t play music so they can hear if weights drop or rack to loudly but there was literally a big ass light on the wall and it would flash and a siren go off. They always have a few ppl at the front desk so I guess whenever they heard it they’d hit the button.
I wonder if it opens up their panic room to protect them from the “LUNKS”
LUNKS= people in better shape than the masses and drink out of a gallon jug of water.
They have told me I could bring in a half gallon of water, but not a full gallon jug.
jayiskCome on with a 2 litter bottle of soda. They will be fine with that.
It will be fine as long as it is not diet soda
They have coolers of shit, not one protein shake. Plenty of sugary energy drinks though.
jayiskPlus soda goes better with pizza night there.
There is actually a video of a fat guy at a planet fatness working out on a machine while eating a slice of pizza.
Mate - tanning beds? Want to die from melanoma? Don't go there...please. https://www.aad.org/media/stats/prevention-and-care
I appreciate the link! My aunt died of skin cancer from tanning bed she was a tanning bed addict. Everyone should know the dangers. I only tan in the winter time which lowers my risk but I am aware of the risks. I also want to remind everyone to donate to cancer research they have cane SO FAR with most cancers now if caught early enough very high survival rates. There will be a cure in my lifetime I’m sure of it. If everyone could just donate 5 dollars it would make such a big difference. Rant over!
Idk they wouldnt let me in even. some cunt they were
Just found out that the 2nd Tuesday of every month is Bagle and coffee day.
keep em fat, its a good buisness model lol
I keep a black card membership there just for the fact of travel. I’m usually at my home gym, but 5-6 times a month I have to use them. On a lighter note, I was there on a pizza night and seen a van pull up to the door. A older lady gets out the van walks in a grabs 2 whole pizzas and walks out. Nothing like overweight ppl do cardio for a hour, then go eat half a pizza.
The smell of pizza while at the gym, would either make me sick or motivate me greatly.
Not sure which.
It can go either way if I’m bulking it disgusts me....if Im cutting I look like a dope fiend staring at that pizza. Will 20 minuets on the treadmill cancel out that one slice?!? Lol
lol If your gonna eat junk, do it an hour before your workout.
Love me some Crispy kreme before the gym, its carbo loading is what I tell myself lol.
That the best way really. "It will spike my insulin
jayiskYou can say the same thing about a chick in sweaty yoga pants..., depending on what chick is wearing them you could either feel sick or get motivated..,lol
I must be getting old. Cause even fat chicks in gymshark yoga pants get me excited. Just to look at. Im not gona bring one home tho
jayiskThose yoga pants are designed like the Wonder Bra. They tighten everything up and make almost all girls ass look good.
But like with the WonderBra.., when you meet the chick it looks like she has full C cups. But take off that supportive push up bra and the full C cup turns into 2 floppy B cups.
And you "Wonder" what the fawk happened.
same with the yoga pants. if the girl that is always wearing them one day wears regular sweat pants or loose fitting gym clothes that ass doesn't look as good.
True words bro met a chick on tinder about a year back one of the best ass I’ve seen in yogas but once the came off it was fat and not in the good kinda way. Saggy with these weird dimples but even after that experience yogas still get me every time
lmao, damn right.
The good news is the noobs cant do curls in the squat rack. They dont have one...
No they can’t, but they can sit on their fucking phone for 30 minutes on a machine. I don’t usually get pissed about the phone thing, but sometimes enough is enough. I had to go there today, dude was on his phone so long I threw my hands up like wtf. He says you need to get here??? Go ahead I’m done. Stayed on the machine after he was done probably ordering his ole lady a new strap on.
jayiskSmith Machine curls?
Good for cardio and socializing but not working out.
They just cater for a different clientele don't they, more for females and blokes who are into their cardio and Hit sessions etc. Exactly the same difference as going into Golds Gym vs. a powerlifting gym. A lot of people wouldn't feel comfortable in the latter.
very true
jayiskThey opened Planet Fatness near me yrs back. I thought it was a legit gym chain.
So I went in during their pre-sale while they finished building it.
Before I got ask where the weights are.., all i saw was machines and cardio shit.., one of the sales guys looked at me and said "Oh you look like you really work out."
I said yes where is the rest of the weights.
He outright said this isn't the right gym for me.
I said its a girls gym. Didnt realize what hypocrites they are with the no judgement bullshit. If you resemble a BB or PL you're not wanted. No judgement..,yeah right.
then as i did research i found out things like the leg press with only one bar to load plate on each side..,not 2.., they actually cut half off that 1 bar for plates off so you couldn't load up the leg press.
then they only go up to around 70 lb dumbbells, the lunk alarm, and a lot of smith machines.
The funniest thing about Planet Fatness is a lot of the funny gym videos are people in there. They do some weird shit there.
I too thought it was a legit gym going in, just with a different client approach.
but nah, that place is set up to push away anyone who is actually in good shape , at least from a BB or power lifting stand point.
jayiskthey love having overweight members and out of shape members that have no glue what to do in a gym.
they have tootsie rolls at the check in counter and pizza night. Planet fitness makes a joke out of what a gym is intended for.
Now I am all about self improvement and having one making an effort to get healthy.
I mean it really sucks if you have to go to the gym cause of health issues..,and its something you hate doing.
But Planet Fatness doesn't really promote that. Its more about having a member feel socially accepted and not intimidated by people that actually train. So hey you're obese and out of shape thats fine stay like that your safe here.
Commercial gyms have changed from people wanting to be big and strong or ripped to shreds. a lot of members just go to stay in shape as they got older, dont want to push themselves, and now its just a place to socialize while they do a bunch of machines. The difference between commercial gyms and planet fatness is planet hates BB or PL. They are not as scary as the Asian guy having sex with the machines or exercise balls. youtube gym idiots and OE fitness. they make funny gym videos and you can tell planet by the color of the gym and machines. these people do some of the craziest shit ive ever seen.
And a lot of gyms ruined themselves by trying to follow planets low ball price of $10 a month membership. Hell i should sign up just for the pizza and save money on getting my own pizza. The homeless love it. Sit in lounge chairs and watch flat screen tv's, free pizza, showers, and can take a nap for $10 a month.
My gym had decent members and was only $40 a month. then they lowered it to $18 a month and the newer members are trash and always breaking shit. They have no gym etiquette and are just in the way. And in that atmosphere you have to be a really dedicated person to train hard. there is no motivation..,except for all the girls in those yoga pants always bending over right in front of you.
Planet fitness sucks... just my opinion..
If a good-looking girl invited me to go to planet fitness you bet your butt I go with her
Would +2 that comment if I could