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So I was in Planet Fitness the other day with my girlfriend, she works out there and wanted me to check it out. I assured her I had my reasons for avoiding the place , none the less she persisted, I caved. I remembered the old commercials saying no bro's allowed basically, and they had signs hanging up that said no tank tops , no grunting, no gallon water jugs, and no slamming of weights. I was amused by all of this, and continued on to get in my normal work out, it was my chest/tri day.

To my shock there was no free weight flat bench, incline bench, or decline bench. No Olympic 45lb bars, the dumb bells stopped at 75lbs, and no 35lb plates. Everyone was hitting chest on assisted racks, the cables stopped at 95lbs and there was no free weight preacher curl which shocked me most of all. The kettle bells stopped at 35lbs, most of the machines had unusually low weight maxes. I was spinning in circles looking at all of the effort and detail they went through to keep people like me and others I know out of here.

I started to modify my workout , and stay just to spite them. But I kissed my girlfriend on the cheek and simply walked out .

Curious to see if you guys have a story on planet fitness or if you actually go to one.

Bill1976's picture

I went there once. Not my crowd. I go to a powerlifting family owned gym now. They have a dog running around and it’s full of mutants. Even the women are stronger than most men. I love it. It’s my second home.

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press1's picture

I bet thats cool as isn't it Smile - is it packed full of anadrol munchers lol

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press1's picture

Hahaha Thats funny! & It ends up being a Viagra lol

Actually I think it would be pretty cool being the only guy in there lifting heavy ass weights as the amount of respect you'll get off people must be massive lol You must feel like Lilliebridge for 2 hours!

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KoreanBeast0621's picture

I had a membership to planet fitness a couple years back only cuz its was the only 24 hour gym near me. The local golds I go to closes at 11pm so late work nights forced me to go to planet once a week or so. Mine only had Smith machines and the db rack only went to 60lbs. It’s possible to get a good workout in if you go low weight high volume. But forget about trying to train back or legs with even a hint of seriousness. It’s just not possible. I will say tho it’s a great business model, a gym for ppl that want a gym membership but don’t actually want to work out or take it serious. Hell I wish I thought of the concept ha.

P.s. LARGEST cardio section of any gym I’ve ever been in.

ashop's picture

I went into a Planet Fitness one time, that was enough for me. Not a bodybuilders gym by any means.

Munchichiman's picture

There’s one across the road from my work, absolute shit hole. They charge 10 bucks a month (not even worth that imo)

0newheelup's picture

My gf works out there and is always wanting my to go w her on my days off. It's so clean, smells like flowers, we hold hands, skip to the machines, give each other butterfly kisses while finishing our frozen frappuccinos. Then I bring her to my gym, bitchslap her ass, point to the crooked water fountain, and tell her couples that workout together stay together. Got to have balance.

MaynardMeek's picture

I keep my PF membership for traveling purposes only - just too convenient. Depending on where I go I can usually find a more appropriate gym; however, there are those occasions when I do miss the "staffed hours" at those locations for a day or week pass. PF is NOT the hellish place people make it out to be as long as you accept their mission of general "fitness" and pizza. I view them as nothing more than a large hotel gym. With that being said I was asked to leave a PF for doing a superset.

mindset's picture

One of my memberships is at Planet Fitness. They have a lot of machines that keep me out of trouble with my rotator cuff and then I have another membership at a gym that should offer free tetanus shots to do my squats and leg work. The leg press will hold enough weight for someone not wanting to build legs at a huge level, but forget a big guy maxing out.

Funny thing I was dropping weights and clanging one day right below the "Lunk Alarm". It never went off. In fact I had never heard it go off. The manager with about 35 % body fat came in for his shift. It was unusually slow and quiet. I was on the tricep press. It maxes out at 250 and isn't a big deal. I was on my first set and realized the seat need to be adjusted and let ll my pressure off about a half an inch too soon to reset the seat. Well here came the "Lunk Alarm'. I turned around and gave him chuckle and didn't care if I got kicked out.

Honestly, the only thing that really pisses me off is the "No gallon jugs" I have been learning to push the fluids. Now I have to walk to refill my water and sometimes just don't refill, because it interrupts my workout.

I do have a few gallons of tootsie rolls though. they are on the counter for free. I grab a handful when I leave and put them in a 5 gallon bucket at my house. It just reminds me to stay dedicated or reminds me that I have stayed dedicated.

Protein4breakfast's picture

Planet bitchness as I call it. They usto have a alarm on the wall that would sound if someone grunts or drops weight. usto be a decent gym until one day I came in all the heavy weights were gone even the curl bars stopped at 60lbs. Around 2010 they started the whole no lunk thing. Some are pretty laid back and don’t enforce all their ridiculous rules but others really suck. I’m a member because I travel for work a lot and can work out at any of them and the tanning bed alone is worth it. However i have another gym I use while at home but they have two ab machines I really like so I stop in do abs and tan after my workout. Some are also very discriminatory against people who actually in good shape

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Makwa's picture

How do those alarms go off? Someone sitting around with their finger on a button if you drop the weights or grunt?

Bill1976's picture

I think they detect sweat then go off. Alert real gains being made.

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JUICEBOX0331's picture

My wife and I tried to make them go off yesterday, we sat right in front of the "Lunk Alarm" and dropped weights and got nothing.

Protein4breakfast's picture

The two I visit when not at usual gym have taken them down but they were up for 2-3 years. They don’t play music so they can hear if weights drop or rack to loudly but there was literally a big ass light on the wall and it would flash and a siren go off. They always have a few ppl at the front desk so I guess whenever they heard it they’d hit the button.

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mlr2199's picture

I wonder if it opens up their panic room to protect them from the “LUNKS”
LUNKS= people in better shape than the masses and drink out of a gallon jug of water.
They have told me I could bring in a half gallon of water, but not a full gallon jug.

Makwa's picture

It will be fine as long as it is not diet soda

mlr2199's picture

They have coolers of shit, not one protein shake. Plenty of sugary energy drinks though.

Ozninjaguy's picture

Mate - tanning beds? Want to die from melanoma? Don't go there...please. https://www.aad.org/media/stats/prevention-and-care

Protein4breakfast's picture

I appreciate the link! My aunt died of skin cancer from tanning bed she was a tanning bed addict. Everyone should know the dangers. I only tan in the winter time which lowers my risk but I am aware of the risks. I also want to remind everyone to donate to cancer research they have cane SO FAR with most cancers now if caught early enough very high survival rates. There will be a cure in my lifetime I’m sure of it. If everyone could just donate 5 dollars it would make such a big difference. Rant over!

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JugulrTRENsuspension's picture

Idk they wouldnt let me in even. some cunt they were

JUICEBOX0331's picture

Just found out that the 2nd Tuesday of every month is Bagle and coffee day.

addicted.to.pain's picture

keep em fat, its a good buisness model lol

mlr2199's picture

I keep a black card membership there just for the fact of travel. I’m usually at my home gym, but 5-6 times a month I have to use them. On a lighter note, I was there on a pizza night and seen a van pull up to the door. A older lady gets out the van walks in a grabs 2 whole pizzas and walks out. Nothing like overweight ppl do cardio for a hour, then go eat half a pizza.

addicted.to.pain's picture

The smell of pizza while at the gym, would either make me sick or motivate me greatly.

Not sure which.

mlr2199's picture

It can go either way if I’m bulking it disgusts me....if Im cutting I look like a dope fiend staring at that pizza. Will 20 minuets on the treadmill cancel out that one slice?!? Lol

addicted.to.pain's picture

lol If your gonna eat junk, do it an hour before your workout.

Love me some Crispy kreme before the gym, its carbo loading is what I tell myself lol.

JugulrTRENsuspension's picture

That the best way really. "It will spike my insulin

wanted's picture

I must be getting old. Cause even fat chicks in gymshark yoga pants get me excited. Just to look at. Im not gona bring one home tho

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Protein4breakfast's picture

True words bro met a chick on tinder about a year back one of the best ass I’ve seen in yogas but once the came off it was fat and not in the good kinda way. Saggy with these weird dimples but even after that experience yogas still get me every time

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addicted.to.pain's picture

lmao, damn right.

Sam I Am's picture

The good news is the noobs cant do curls in the squat rack. They dont have one...

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mlr2199's picture

No they can’t, but they can sit on their fucking phone for 30 minutes on a machine. I don’t usually get pissed about the phone thing, but sometimes enough is enough. I had to go there today, dude was on his phone so long I threw my hands up like wtf. He says you need to get here??? Go ahead I’m done. Stayed on the machine after he was done probably ordering his ole lady a new strap on.

Makwa's picture

Good for cardio and socializing but not working out.

press1's picture

They just cater for a different clientele don't they, more for females and blokes who are into their cardio and Hit sessions etc. Exactly the same difference as going into Golds Gym vs. a powerlifting gym. A lot of people wouldn't feel comfortable in the latter.

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addicted.to.pain's picture

very true

addicted.to.pain's picture

I too thought it was a legit gym going in, just with a different client approach.

but nah, that place is set up to push away anyone who is actually in good shape , at least from a BB or power lifting stand point.

heavymetalmonsterD's picture

Planet fitness sucks... just my opinion..

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wanted's picture

If a good-looking girl invited me to go to planet fitness you bet your butt I go with her

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PPGfreak's picture

Would +2 that comment if I could