Hahaha! Just read this. He sounds like a real clown, I gotta say! He talked about all these ancillaries and everything, but then he still talked about having all these avoidable side effects that the ancillaries would've prevented! He was surely not educated enough on steroid use to be juicing. Did you see where he said;
"'Hoooo-aaahhh!' 'Eeeeeee-yahhh!' Look at me! I'm a big boy!", and "I even relieved myself to a perfume sample in a magazine; I relieved myself to a smell - vigorously so!"
Lmao.. too funny. I cldnt stop reading it. Im guessing hes serious? I know some dramatic drama kings but this dude is something else. Thanks for laughs.
Know just what ur talkin about bro. Been there as well and hell no dont miss it at all. 25 g used to be used regularly as well in them days.. i always had decemt veins... glad them days are long gone tho. Never thaught id live thru my 20s....
I started with 21 gauge because that’s all they had at the pharmacy. Now I realize I can order them online from a medical supply store for 15$ for a box of 100$ any size. Those fuckers hurt.
When you have a really bad habit and use a lot.., you will do whatever it takes to keep from getting sick. i was prob. around 180 ish back then. So a 16 g was very large for IV to say the least. Esp. consider a slin pin is 31 g.
Stole it from the hospital that night after having 2 of my finger tips severed off at work. Had to have a hand surgeon take skin grafts from my palm to cover my missing finger tips. the bone was sticking up off on of my fingers.
Doctor said "oh you would be needing that" and took what look like nail clippers and just clipped my exposed finger tip bone off.
Ironically it wasnt even my day to work ...,was picking up some overtime.
This guy sounds like he read every potentially bad side effect and decided he has to have that too just to make his article sound more drastic. He got an enlarged cranium overnight after 6 weeks? Nips itching after a few days..maybe with the dbol. Well...someone should have pointed him to eroids for some cycle advice. I didn't see any AI in his cycle lineup. What an asshole
I get the Hgh made from pituitary glands of the recently deceased and then use the rest of the body to grill up. Got to get my protein in somehow and beef is expensive AF in the states.
I must sleep walk. I just wake up and find corpse in my freezer. Slayer sung about it:
How I've waited for you to come
I've been here all alone
Now that you've arrived
Please stay awhile
And I promise I won't keep you long
I'll keep you forever...forever...forever...
Graze the skin with my fingertips
The brush of dead cold flesh appease the means
Provoking images delicate features so smooth
A pleasant fragrance in the light of the moon
Dance with the dead in my dreams
Listen to their hallowed screams
The dead have taken my soul
Temptation's lost all control
Simple smiles elude psychotic eyes
Lose all mind control, rationale declines
Empty eyes enslave the creations
Of placid faces and lifeless pageants!
In the depths of a mind insane
Fantasy and reality are the same!
Graze the skin with my fingertips
The brush of dead warm flesh pacifies the means
Incised members ornaments on my being
Adulating the skin before me
Quote 'I became obsessed with manual relief. Four times a day I was manually relieving myself. All that testosterone in my system, it didn't take much to get the motor humming' - Top draw journalism Lol
Alphamale500Hahaha! Just read this. He sounds like a real clown, I gotta say! He talked about all these ancillaries and everything, but then he still talked about having all these avoidable side effects that the ancillaries would've prevented! He was surely not educated enough on steroid use to be juicing. Did you see where he said;
"'Hoooo-aaahhh!' 'Eeeeeee-yahhh!' Look at me! I'm a big boy!", and "I even relieved myself to a perfume sample in a magazine; I relieved myself to a smell - vigorously so!"
Lol! What a douchebag!!
Lmao.. too funny. I cldnt stop reading it. Im guessing hes serious? I know some dramatic drama kings but this dude is something else. Thanks for laughs.
Good read - thanks mate.
That settles it. I'm never taking creatine again.
Mental illness affects so many Americans.....seems Canadians as well. What a drama queen.
jayisk"The needle is 21 gauge, 1.5in. A hogsticker"
That's not a hogsticker. Try using a 16 g and not IM. Used another way to keep from getting sick and that's the only pin you have.
dont miss that shit at all.
Know just what ur talkin about bro. Been there as well and hell no dont miss it at all. 25 g used to be used regularly as well in them days.. i always had decemt veins... glad them days are long gone tho. Never thaught id live thru my 20s....
I started with 21 gauge because that’s all they had at the pharmacy. Now I realize I can order them online from a medical supply store for 15$ for a box of 100$ any size. Those fuckers hurt.
"Shudder" F'in hell man, that must have been pure desperation to do that ...
jayiskWhen you have a really bad habit and use a lot.., you will do whatever it takes to keep from getting sick. i was prob. around 180 ish back then. So a 16 g was very large for IV to say the least. Esp. consider a slin pin is 31 g.
Stole it from the hospital that night after having 2 of my finger tips severed off at work. Had to have a hand surgeon take skin grafts from my palm to cover my missing finger tips. the bone was sticking up off on of my fingers.
Doctor said "oh you would be needing that" and took what look like nail clippers and just clipped my exposed finger tip bone off.
Ironically it wasnt even my day to work ...,was picking up some overtime.
Christ this has made me cringe even more than reading about one of giars home blood draws Lol
Where he said his bloof squirted 30 yards or whatever the heck. Did he get shot in the kneck. Dude aounds drama queen. No offense
All this time and I never knew EQ was the real secret to mass. I've been doing it wrong.
Where were his carbs?
Actually, you know what, nevermind. This guy has if figured out, I'm not gonna ridicule just let him nose dive.
LOL
At least he has a sense of humour!
Glad it gave you all a good laugh!
So he went from beating off 3 times a day to 4? This jack wagon definatley doesnt have a lady.
I love how they disabled comments too lol
True lol
Lmaoooo... hilarious thanks for this lol... there's so much nonsense in here it's pure comedy gold.. superman..bbwwaaaahahahaha
This guy sounds like he read every potentially bad side effect and decided he has to have that too just to make his article sound more drastic. He got an enlarged cranium overnight after 6 weeks? Nips itching after a few days..maybe with the dbol. Well...someone should have pointed him to eroids for some cycle advice. I didn't see any AI in his cycle lineup.
What an asshole
Lol...
“Hgh made from pituitary glands of the recently deceased” lmfao
jayiskthat is how they really made HGH at 1st. Starting back in the 80's i think. Thats hardcore.
I thought I’d read that before but it just sounds crazy so I dismissed it
That's just how jay makes it with the bodies in his freezer...
jayiskI get the Hgh made from pituitary glands of the recently deceased and then use the rest of the body to grill up. Got to get my protein in somehow and beef is expensive AF in the states.
Corpses can be good sources of protein but I find breast milk to be the best.
jayiskNeed a lot of breast milk to get the protein needed compared to meat. Can always suck some tittie milk out for your coffee..lol
Do you have connections to the local Morgue/coroner?
jayiskI must sleep walk. I just wake up and find corpse in my freezer. Slayer sung about it:
How I've waited for you to come
I've been here all alone
Now that you've arrived
Please stay awhile
And I promise I won't keep you long
I'll keep you forever...forever...forever...
Graze the skin with my fingertips
The brush of dead cold flesh appease the means
Provoking images delicate features so smooth
A pleasant fragrance in the light of the moon
Dance with the dead in my dreams
Listen to their hallowed screams
The dead have taken my soul
Temptation's lost all control
Simple smiles elude psychotic eyes
Lose all mind control, rationale declines
Empty eyes enslave the creations
Of placid faces and lifeless pageants!
In the depths of a mind insane
Fantasy and reality are the same!
Graze the skin with my fingertips
The brush of dead warm flesh pacifies the means
Incised members ornaments on my being
Adulating the skin before me
Think I might have to rethink inviting you over to the UK for a week hahaha...
jayiskLmao..,
True story
Must have been bunk gear placebo affect going on his shoulders don't say eq and test at all
Damn...if he’s Superman then I’m the Incredible Hulk haha
“hard-as-nails hunk” hahahaha
Quote 'I became obsessed with manual relief. Four times a day I was manually relieving myself. All that testosterone in my system, it didn't take much to get the motor humming' - Top draw journalism Lol
Lmfao I missed that part
Superman. Lmao...
Wow. The propaganda is strong.
Sounds like a rough first cycle lol. Clever way to deliver those scare tactics though.