Moral dilemma
So business has exploded for me. I’ve noticed the more veins popping out the forearm, the better the sales.
I’m doing some really cool shit these days, and struggling like hell to keep up. Working for the more elite class, I’m ending up in a different world. Parties, wine tastings, all the stuff that is weird to me.
So here it is.... I’ve checked the by-laws, and read the no - homo manual over and over. When, and if, is it ever ok to eat hummus? ( no homo ). I’ve found no mention of it in the manual, and some of it doesn’t taste too bad with all the shit they dump in it, but I’m not trying to lose my no homo card over some chickpea doused in some siracha either.
Other than that, I hope everyone has been good and you’re all smashing some goals.
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Sorry for the slow reply kids. Uncle Ed has been a little busy promoting the no homo nation.
Thank you for bringing this subject to attention. This definitely needs to be addressed. Let’s first start with the definition of Hummus.
“Hummus is a Levantine dip or spread made from cooked, mashed chickpeas or other beans, blended with tahini, olive oil, lemon juice, salt, and garlic. It is popular in the Middle East and Mediterranean, as well as in Middle Eastern cuisine around the globe. “
This is a tough one. An immediate knee jerk reaction to anything that reference Mediterranean and the no homo bells start to chime. However....
The No homo guidebook, chapter 18 Foods and Nutrition, paragraph D, sub paragraph i states:
“Any food that required the smashing of chickpeas gets a free pass, no matter the origin. Smashing anything “Chick” is automatically no homo and can therefore be classified as a no homo food item and doesn not require a customary no homo after ingesting.”
Thank you Shawn for bringing this to the attention of the group.
All my love, no homo
Ed
Thanks for the clarification. The smashing will continue. Lol!
Lmao. And with that it is now settled and no homo canon from here forward
It's one of those things you don't talk about. You were prob good until you made this post. I guess we wait for ED. Good luck. No Homo.
Watch wolf of Wall Street, great for laughs lol
Achilles412I’m full Greek eat hummus very often didn’t know it created such a dilemma but looks like I’m a regular ole back door bandit then
never met a man who said "Greek services" are bad.
Full Greeks get a pass. You’re good man.
https://youtu.be/p9riv8_tfy4
Achilles412Pfeeww I dodge a bullet or a wiener? there huh.
Hummus and you are halfway there to wearing to women's underwear.
However when you find yourself pairing your favorite sauvignon blanc to go along with your organic vegan avocado toast....then you have become.....
full blown homo.
What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chick pea?
I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face.
Lol!
That made me laugh out loud hahaha
My gawd, Lovey, they're letting the help join the yacht club. Put away the real jewelry.
They haven’t let me on the boat yet. I think it’s more of “ look what my monkey can do”
I'm going to defer to Ed but I lean towards it definitely being homo
I’m hoping he weighs in here. I’m thinking it’s the gateway to soy nuts and skinny jeans.
I eat humas often. No homo...problem solved.
It’s actually not bad stuff. It’s like lube for a cracker.
Congratulations on the life gains bro!
RustyhookerChick pea.... thats under the golden showers section 2511-01. Next the the oh shit clause.
Being its chicks pee, theres no need for a no homo status. Just keep it out of the nasal cavity because it can burn.
Wine tasting however fully falls into the 'take the tip' clause. Its like being sorta homo but blames it on the alcohol. Remember pinkies out and watch the cheese.
Lmfaooooo...hilarious
Hahahahahahahaha
Man, carrots or snap peas and or a few spoons of any kind of Halo under 300 cals are what I go to if I’m having trouble staying on track.. tasty and cures a crave or if your not dieting dump siracha and fresh garlic in the hummus and use any crackers... no homo here-
Oh and congrats on the biz doing well-