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Moral dilemma

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So business has exploded for me. I’ve noticed the more veins popping out the forearm, the better the sales.
I’m doing some really cool shit these days, and struggling like hell to keep up. Working for the more elite class, I’m ending up in a different world. Parties, wine tastings, all the stuff that is weird to me.
So here it is.... I’ve checked the by-laws, and read the no - homo manual over and over. When, and if, is it ever ok to eat hummus? ( no homo ). I’ve found no mention of it in the manual, and some of it doesn’t taste too bad with all the shit they dump in it, but I’m not trying to lose my no homo card over some chickpea doused in some siracha either.
Other than that, I hope everyone has been good and you’re all smashing some goals.

Engineereddisaster's picture

Sorry for the slow reply kids. Uncle Ed has been a little busy promoting the no homo nation.
Thank you for bringing this subject to attention. This definitely needs to be addressed. Let’s first start with the definition of Hummus.
“Hummus is a Levantine dip or spread made from cooked, mashed chickpeas or other beans, blended with tahini, olive oil, lemon juice, salt, and garlic. It is popular in the Middle East and Mediterranean, as well as in Middle Eastern cuisine around the globe. “

This is a tough one. An immediate knee jerk reaction to anything that reference Mediterranean and the no homo bells start to chime. However....

The No homo guidebook, chapter 18 Foods and Nutrition, paragraph D, sub paragraph i states:
“Any food that required the smashing of chickpeas gets a free pass, no matter the origin. Smashing anything “Chick” is automatically no homo and can therefore be classified as a no homo food item and doesn not require a customary no homo after ingesting.”
Thank you Shawn for bringing this to the attention of the group.
All my love, no homo
Ed

shawn0712's picture

Thanks for the clarification. The smashing will continue. Lol!

Pale's picture

Lmao. And with that it is now settled and no homo canon from here forward

felony's picture

It's one of those things you don't talk about. You were prob good until you made this post. I guess we wait for ED. Good luck. No Homo.

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daksmack's picture

Watch wolf of Wall Street, great for laughs lol

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Dr.BroScience's picture

never met a man who said "Greek services" are bad.

shawn0712's picture

Full Greeks get a pass. You’re good man.
https://youtu.be/p9riv8_tfy4

Dr.BroScience's picture

Hummus and you are halfway there to wearing to women's underwear.

However when you find yourself pairing your favorite sauvignon blanc to go along with your organic vegan avocado toast....then you have become.....

full blown homo.

CBBurrr's picture

What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chick pea?

I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face.

shawn0712's picture

Lol!

konig's picture

That made me laugh out loud hahaha

Greg's picture

My gawd, Lovey, they're letting the help join the yacht club. Put away the real jewelry.

shawn0712's picture

They haven’t let me on the boat yet. I think it’s more of “ look what my monkey can do”

Pale's picture

I'm going to defer to Ed but I lean towards it definitely being homo

shawn0712's picture

I’m hoping he weighs in here. I’m thinking it’s the gateway to soy nuts and skinny jeans.

Sam I Am's picture

I eat humas often. No homo...problem solved.

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shawn0712's picture

It’s actually not bad stuff. It’s like lube for a cracker.

GrowMore's picture

Congratulations on the life gains bro!

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heavymetalmonsterD's picture

Lmfaooooo...hilarious

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333's picture

Hahahahahahahaha

Cochise's picture

Man, carrots or snap peas and or a few spoons of any kind of Halo under 300 cals are what I go to if I’m having trouble staying on track.. tasty and cures a crave or if your not dieting dump siracha and fresh garlic in the hummus and use any crackers... no homo here-

Oh and congrats on the biz doing well-

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