Thought this would be a fun off topic discussion. Some people have fucking wild stories about the crazy shit some girls/ ex-girlfriends and one-nightstands have done. I have a couple but I’ll lead with just one; In college I had a rival , this curly haired douchebag kid always talked down to me and would try putting me in random head-locks and shit in front of people. And then at a party he falls head over heels for this eh-ok chick and they become like best friends (he got friend-zoned) but never gave up taking her out on dates and paying for her shit all the time and stuff and so I started texting her and she was into it and one day in the dorms I heard him goofing around with her in the hallways cause he was my neighbor so I pop my head out on my bathroom and see him giving her a piggy-back ride so I say hey her name wanna come over and she immediately hops off his back and skips into my room and I look at him dead in his eyes and wink at him, best feeling ever. Fast forward a bit I fuck her loud as I can against the wall I share with him, while my Jamaican roommate is sleeping on the top bunk and when I finish I ask her to sleep in the empty bed on the other side of the room and that I’d give her a pillow. She asks “are you fucking joking?” I reply “yea I’m keeping the pillow” , the devil came over this girl and she whispers to me “you’re never going to fuck another girl in your life again” and jabs her hands out and grabs my buts and started squeezing with all her strength so I judo-chopped her arm and she started chasing me all around my room until I ran out and she got back in bed and said I’m not leaving! So I picked her up and tried throwing her out but she grabbed the bars and then bit me on my neck so I tossed her shit out then she kicked me in the balls and left as I lay moaning on the ground , and once she leaves my Jamaican roommate sits up and says “Holy shit mon!” Haha I know I probably deserved it but whatever.