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PROJECTED GRAND OPENING TARGET DATE OF 1/21/15

WE APPRECIATE EVERYONES PATIENCE AND SUPPORT. WE ARE WORKING DILIGENTLY TO ENSURE THAT DEMAND FOR OUR PRODUCTS ARE MET WITH THE APPROPRIATE SUPPLY.

STAY TUNED FOR OUR INTRO PROMO. ILL GIVE YOU A HINT: I HOPE YOU LIKE STEROIDS.

jdiesel's picture

Wow that was quick

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cdyrdes's picture

Well this place didn't last long

enhancedlife's picture

He must have not hired shills

cdyrdes's picture

Maybe not

simonmagus84's picture

I absolutely love the name of the site and source.

Drywallstar's picture

What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?

GAG

Morgan Le Fay's picture

Glad to see I'm not the only one who gets a kick out of ball jokes

zeb0312's picture

lmao.

Little Johnny was outside playing when he really had to go to the bathroom. He runs in and his grandma was about to take a shower. He looks at her crotch and says, “Whats that?” She says, “Well, it's a beaver, Johnny.”The next day the same thing happens, only his mom is taking the shower. He says, “Mom I know what that is. It's a beaver, but I think grandma's is dead because it's tongue is hanging out.”

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Sweeeett avatar ;-)

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Lmfao!! That is effing hilarious!! I needed that today

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HailRazor's picture

"Gettn Off" to see the Wizard. =)

Morgan Le Fay's picture

What's the last thing a Tickle-Me-Elmo gets before leaving the factory?
Two test tickles.

zeb0312's picture

Smile

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Ok here you go

a blonde went to a adult store bought a vibarator she brought it back to the store a week later for a refund because it knocked all her teeth out.

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lol

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