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+ 7 So look at the wonderful site I came home to today, SMH!

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Had to skip the gym this morning because I had a 14 hour work day ahead of me. Completely mentally exhausted, I come home to find this poor dead Deer stuck in my fence. To the right of this picture is my neighbors in ground pool, they’ve got two little girls, 3 & 7 years old. This is the one time I have to say I’m thankful for some Tren side effects. Barbarian instinct kicked in immediately, and with about 15 minutes this situation was handled. No puking, no cringing, just pure parental protectiveness in full effect. Too bad we can’t post videos, because my completely fearless wife recorded the whole thing from a distance. Let’s just say I didn’t miss my workout today after all. Kinda hoping I can wipe away the memory of this, but I know I did what I had to do. At 52 years old, this is a whole different Type of Bambi mind fuck going on now, but I had to protect those two little girls from this traumatic experience. RIP, you poor F’king Deer.

UPDATE

Checked it after the gym this morning and there isn’t a piece of flesh or skin on it. Nothing but a skeleton now. Zoom in on the second pic

Brozowski265's picture

"Come with me with you want to live " vibe

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simonmagus84's picture

Don’t lie Jake!!! That poor thing had no chance after trespassing on a hitman’s property!!!!

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simonmagus84's picture

Yeah, jakes ran a few cycles since 1983 so he definitely looks bulkier.

DeeMan's picture

That's him

JakeKO's picture

I definitely have a better hair line than this guy though, LOL

simonmagus84's picture

Yeah, I look like that fucking guy and you convinced me to use Winstrol so my follicles are holding on for dear life because of you

JakeKO's picture

But I bet you feel and look awesome

simonmagus84's picture

Yeah, I’m really excited to see how I look in a month. I fucked up tonight because it’s my anniversary but I have month left so I should be able to rebound this upcoming week.

JakeKO's picture

You’ll be fine. You’ll wake up perfect tomorrow. I can’t wait to run Winstrol again. I’m taking some time off of gear right now, besides for a low weekly dose of Test. Feeling great, and toning up, but some Winstrol would be so great right now. I’m trying to hold out until November 1st, but I’m itching like crazy. Trying to be responsible. BTW, Happy Anniversary!

simonmagus84's picture

Thank you bro, I didn’t look too bad this morning lol

DeeMan's picture

Lmao

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A lil birdy told me that the FOUR HORSEMEN were upon us...they are @ONESICK @JakeKO @Drexyl @DeeMan.
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NWA rasslin! Wooooo!

ONESICK's picture

I'm in lolol

JakeKO's picture

LOL

simonmagus84's picture

Lmao

Drexyl's picture

“You can’t kill a cop Tony…”

“Who ever said you was one?”

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DeeMan's picture

"You know what a Horser is?"
"It's a PIG that don't fly straight"

Legendary movie!

DeeMan's picture

A Horser....I'm gonna start using that word for certain folks.

Drexyl's picture

Frank Lopez

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DeeMan's picture

A snake...now it was a big mistake to betray Solsa. Solsa called up "the skull"

@JakeKO hey y'all listen Al Pacino is a legend when it comes to those type of movies. Check out Carlito's Way.

JakeKO's picture

Both great movies, but let’s not forget The Godfather

Drexyl's picture

“You used to be Saso, now you’re just Ron.”

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JakeKO's picture

“So, say good night to da bad guy! You never gonna see another bad guy like this again!”

press1's picture

HAHAHAHA LMFAO!!! It almost looks real

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simonmagus84's picture

I didn’t realize how well I did until I saw the image enhanced. He just fits the description of a damn hitman.

Drexyl's picture

Now this is legit!!!

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DeeMan's picture

Lmfao...pic is Vinny Luciano!!!
AYE I GOTTA DO WHAT I GOTTA DO!....RELAX!
It'll take one second!

Drexyl's picture

Dunno if you’re a gun guy or not, that double bared will take a head off, it’s not even a question

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JakeKO's picture

I’m definitely a gun guy, LOL

Mac12769's picture

Lol We’re going to show toys now…I can do that lol

DeeMan's picture

Ahh damn. Here comes the gun show!

Mac12769's picture

Just a few in the bedroom. AR and 12g is in the truck.

simonmagus84's picture

You’re one cool dude mac. Farms, guns and boobs.

DeeMan's picture

I shot 50 cal at range a week ago....forget about it!

Mac12769's picture

.50’s are sweet !
Love to get one, but can’t really justify the need/expense.

DeeMan's picture

You're right. Couldn't agree more. You done well.

DeeMan's picture

Damn you ready. No handguns needed I see

Mac12769's picture

Up top. Glocks and a Peacmaker that hangs off my bed post Wink

DeeMan's picture

My man!

press1's picture

NIIIICE!!! You got any auto's?

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JakeKO's picture

Now those we can’t discuss, LOL! They’ll break down your door for that shit

press1's picture

I think maybe I have my terminology wrong? I have seen guys with AR 15's etc and laser sights, are they not classed as auto's or is that semi-auto's? Scratch one-s head

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Mac12769's picture

Maybe. Here an auto basically means you don’t have to pull trigger each time a round is discharged, regardless of whatever additional scope, site, etc. you put on.
Now we have other devices that are in a “grey” area depending that can make a firearm an “auto”but that’s a bit different.

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I'll be sure to take one of your big boys when I go hunting with my cousin in the wooded country side that's 200 miles away.

Plenty of Warthhogs just looking for trouble. We'll have something "special" for them! Lol stank ass warthog!

press1's picture

I want to see the AR bud!!

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Drexyl's picture

Or buying too many oil filters. Don’t ever buy an oil filter for your car online. These days you’ll be looked at, trust me on this. Again, don’t ask.

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JakeKO's picture

Little Debbie Rocks!!! Nice gear! I’d post more but the wife just walked in

Drexyl's picture

.223, .308, 12G, 12G? The pistols are both .40cal and the revolver a .45 Colt?

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