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Holy shit! $640,000,000??? I'm one of those people who say "the lottery is a tax on people who are bad at math"! You have a better chance of getting struck by lightning 16x than hitting this. My wife pestered me to buy tickets do I spent $5. The guy in front of me dumped $1,000 on tickets and then got into his 1992 explorer. He's obviously not a rich man, desperate? So who's guilty? I realize the odds are astronomical but yes ,someone is gonna hit! What would you do with $400,000,000 cash?? First thing I would do is hire a team. One brilliant bio chemist to keep my stock of juice up! One brilliant chef to prepare my meals. And one brilliant dietitian to tell the chef what to cook! And of course build a beautiful gym! It's fun to dream, play along! What would you do seriously?

IrishLifter2012's picture

I've been told someone won fuuuuaark!!!
I'd buy some land and build my own gym and probably would invest the rest with prize bonds lmao.

Everclese1's picture

Buy a castle in ibiza, start my own herram of women... Have wild, drug enhanced orgies,just me w/ about 8 women? Probably die at that exact moment, but I'd have an awesome gym w/ sauna, and hot tub... OH, I'd have a robot like on Rocky IV!!!!

KMC's picture

I'd set up a Super Pact and crush that Stephen Cobert and is draft dodging gay stepson Stephen Jr.

Then send TRT drugs to all the old men till the government gave up and changed the laws.

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Nitti's picture

I like that! Show the old men in congress what life could be like feeling like you're 25 again

Greg's picture

Buy all my eroid friends a timeshare resort; somewhere tropical.
Buy out the whole place; expand and upgrade the gym...
No one but fellow juice heads working out or hanging out poolside in the entire place.

...alas, I don't play the lotto, so don't bother to friend me just to get in.

Nitti's picture

I don't either. I was blackmailed with sex being with held. Its a crime! Truth is, I would probably hide it for a while. I couldn't possibly make educated decisions in that moment of euphoria or the hang over from it. I'd keep quiet and wait

carnealsr's picture

Buy a ferrari a bottle of whiskey and a pistol and use all of them at once forgot to mention i would make my boss kiss his own ass

maxamax's picture

buy the copyrights to lady gaga, justin beiber and john mayer and put an end to that shit polluting my ears with that noise.

Nitti's picture

Hahaha! You nasty mufkr! Is that you I saw in the crack heads gone wild vid?

Nitti's picture

Awwe man the images you and Swole put in my brain, lol. wtf

Tvo's picture

Desperate times call for desperate measures......but a "dude" bhahaahhah Get it where you can get it i guess hahah jk

ac89's picture

Build a gym for eroids members, and free gear for everyone! But yeah I'd also do pretty much everything you stated.

MAC's picture

Ya bro I just seen that on the news today too. 640,000,000 fucking dollars. you'd prolly get like 400 mil after taxes but still the possibilities for your life after that are endless. I would def travel everywhere around the world I would take top shelf flights,hotels, tour guides, and def visit Thailand :).

Nitti's picture

If someone hits and opts out of the annuity, they get $400,000,000! Maaaan, fuck the fancy car, I'm buying a house with a heliport and my own Apache! lol

mike7's picture

I'd get a sick house with sick cars to match for me and all my boys then I'd party, vacation/travel the world and bang as many beautiful women as possible

jprizzle's picture

Two chicks at the same time Smile

Nitti's picture

Man, u never did that? If ur still single u gotta try it brotha! It's even better than you could imagine. Except that one time when one of the chics had a bigger dick than me

jprizzle's picture

That is from the movie office space. If you have not seen it watch it. Funny movie

carnealsr's picture

Chicks dig guys with money fuckin a

Aamon's picture

Jack off even more frequently than I do now.

Nitti's picture

That would probably be necessary the minute you realized you had the ticket

k2b4e's picture

get a nasty ride first off, then i have no idea lol