Guy Almost stole my laptop
So i was at my friends party, one of my friends invited this dude. So I had my laptop just playing music off itunes. We connect my other friends laptop, so mine is still on and right next to it. Me being a DJ my laptop is the most important thing to me because of the amount of music i have in there.
Holy fucking shit, this guy thought he was being slick and decided to take my laptop, i noticed right away. So the fucker walked out with it. Decided he would hide it under the car in the mean time. Thankfully one of my friends found it under the car, he was probably going to pick it up later. We narrowed it down and I now know where he lives and who he hangs out with, Next time I see him I'm gonna beat the ever loving life out of him for trying to steal it. I hate thieves. I can't wait to put my MMA to good use. He also stole a girls purse with all her CC's and shit in it. I'm gonna lay an ass wooping next time i see his ass. No Joke, I have a perfect excuse to get into a brawl this this fucker now.
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AnonAHH! just mace him right in the face. then tell the officer he tried to sexually assault.. works every time.lol
LMao.. so I was out on the lookout for the fucker on saturday. No go. But thats ok. I've seen him a few times before. Like some of you mentioned provoke his ass into throwing a sucker punch at me. Then I can do my thing.
Brown if you got caught....can you have a family member ship me your gear?
I'll hold onto it until you get out!
Just looking out for ya
Any update on this?
Can we come too?
Yup. Gonna train Muay Thai right now. Hell yea!
I'll be needing an update on this....my tren ace is flowing and I couldn't imagine quad I'd do to him
YUP guys, I'm gonna wear a ski mask. If i see him tonight its on. I won't say anything at first. But I'm gonna come back later with a ski mask and beat the shit out of him. No joke.
AnonWalk up to him and say " OI DICKHEAD " then give him a Right elbow and a left hook to the jaw
I like the idea of beating his ass----but keep in mind that as this economy completely collapses, police are increasingly becomming "revenue generators"...in other words, they are looking to arrest people now more than ever before. Crime pays...BIG TIME. Where I live, they are handing out big fines for small crimes, and using crime as an excuse to make people pay for all kinds of anger management programs, drug rehab for little shit like a joint, domestic violence classes for simply raising your voice to your wife, and driving classes for simply speeding.
You whip this guys ass here, and if he tells the cops, they are going to make THOUSANDS of dollars from you.
So make sure you wear a ski mask, and have a friend ready to support you with an alibi like..."Nah officer. He was with me at the strip club all night."
i agree with goth on this one. i just ran into a guy who cheated me on a job i hired him to do in my house. i wanted to whoop his as so bad, but on the flip side of that, the contractor that built my house, i just finshed in court with that bitch and settled out of court for an acre and a half of property worth 20 g. 10 years ago i would have just whooped that ass. dont get me wrong i am still a fighter, actually mma is my hobby.
here is the deal, take a witness or two and provoke this ass hole into making the first move and once he puts his hands on you you are justified in whooping his ass. you call the police yourself so when they get there it was self defense. they will then probably ask you if you want to press charges.
personally i wouldnt press charges on no one but its on you, in the mean time you got the beat the crap out of this piece of shit. i hate thieves too. i am sure you can provoke him into pushing you at least and thats all it takes.
the mask thing sounds cool but if that fails you will have serious issues explaining that one. dont want to get this labled like a hit. you confront him about being a thief he hit you you defend yourself.
good luck.
Damn dude, make sure you get someone recoding when you beat that guys ass haha, what kind of equipment do you have?
Well the guy almost stole like a $500 laptop, Not that much. But whats inside is just years and years of music that i've collected. Ohh man, so This morning i backed up all my music. But anyways, I might see this fucker tonight. I can't wait to beat the shit out of him. I'll fucking take a golf club too. That fucker was acting drunk as well, next thing you know he's sneaking and stealing stuff then walking out with it. Anyways, I'll take a camera and have someone film it. I don't care if he has friends with him. Lol I'll beat their asses as well.
Oh yeah dude I feel ya, djing in nightclubs was what I did before I picked up a good security gig, I have over a TB of music which took me years to put together so I can imagine how pissed you were with him trying to steal your shit
Like everyone said take some buddys as witnesses and beat his ass and dont get caught
OR MY NAME AIN'T ASS BROWN!!!!!!!!!
LOL JK IT SOUNDED FUNNY THOUGH